I got pulled over today

I went to Best Buy to pick up 300 and Hot Fuzz on DVD today. After I went ouside with my movies, I couldn't wait to get home, so I got in my car, peeled out of the parking lot, and jumped on the freeway. I didn't realize I was going that fast until I glanced at my speedometer and saw that I was going about 85 miles per hour! :shock: Well, the speed limit of the stretch of highway I was on was posted at 65, so I thought I should slow down. But it was too late.

I hit a speed trap. There was a utility truck on the side of thehighway doing what looked to be underground electrical work, and right behind it was a cop car lying in wait. After I passed it, I started slowing down, and didn't see the car flashing its lights until it snuck up right behind my bumper. I was already at 65, but now I was being pulled over, so I got on the shoulder, and then turned my car off. I rolled down my window, and rummaged through my glovebox to find my registration and insurance. Then I fumbled through my wallet trying to find my licence, and that's when my stomach sank.

It wasn't there! I must have left it at Best Buy when they asked to see it after I wrote my check out for them. It must have fallen somewhere, but anyway, I heard the cop car's door shut and now my heart is pounding. I'm in some serious ****, driving without my license, so I start to panic, and I'm sweating a lot. I look in my sideview mirror, and I see the cop walking along side my vehicle, and I realize it's a female cop. She asked for my license, registration and proof of insurance, and I hand her the latter two, but I explained to her I didn't have my license with me, and I'm sure I left it at Best Buy on accident. She takes my registration and insurance from me, and then lowers her sunglasses down and stares right through me. I'm now starting to breathe heavily, on the verge of hyperventalating.

Then she askes me to get out of the car. She didn't yell it, but she did command it with a stern tone. So I get out of the car, and now I'm afraid that I might be arrested for driving without a license, so I'm tryin to talk to her to see if she'll be merciful enough to let me go, or at least follow me to Best Buy to find my license, but then she tells me to spread my legs apart and put my hands on the car. Afraid to death, I comply, and I'm shaking all over now.

What happened next surprised the hell out of me! She must have smelled my Axe Body Spray, because she started singing that, "Bom chicka wah wah!" song, and I turned my head behind me, and she started dancing, you know, kinda sexy like. She then put her arms around my waist, undid my belt buckle and fly, and pull my pants down, leaving my boxers flapping in the wind. So here I am on the side of the highway with my pants down going, "WTF!" She said to me, "I was going to give you a ticket, but I'm just gonna have to spank you!" She then gave me a few swift spanks on my butt, then told me to pull up my pants and that she never wanted to see me speed on her highway again. All I could say was, "Yes, ma'am!"

Scared. The. ****. Out of me. :(

...Right... I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.Samwel_X

EDIT: i meants *his pants*

:|.....:lol:....:|johnnyv2003

Pretty much sums it up

Wheres the bear :(nintendo_fan675

For the last time, I don't do bear threads! :evil:

I knew it was fake when he said she asked him to get out of the car for not having his license with him. That doesn't happen. At least not near me. I've been pulled over a few times, only had to get out of the car twice...and each time for good reason.Mumbles527

Well by the desription, he was pratically having a seisure in his seat, A police officer, especially the power hungry or paranoid ones, would probably think he's acting pretty suspicious.

oh we need better stories come on

I went to Best Buy to pick up 300 and Hot Fuzz on DVD today. After I went ouside with my movies, I couldn't wait to get home, so I got in my car, peeled out of the parking lot, and jumped on the freeway. I didn't realize I was going that fast until I glanced at my speedometer and saw that I was going about 85 miles per hour! :shock: Well, the speed limit of the stretch of highway I was on was posted at 65, so I thought I should slow down. But it was too late.

I hit a speed trap. There was a utility truck on the side of thehighway doing what looked to be underground electrical work, and right behind it was a cop car lying in wait. After I passed it, I started slowing down, and didn't see the car flashing its lights until it snuck up right behind my bumper. I was already at 65, but now I was being pulled over, so I got on the shoulder, and then turned my car off. I rolled down my window, and rummaged through my glovebox to find my registration and insurance. Then I fumbled through my wallet trying to find my licence, and that's when my stomach sank.

It wasn't there! I must have left it at Best Buy when they asked to see it after I wrote my check out for them. It must have fallen somewhere, but anyway, I heard the cop car's door shut and now my heart is pounding. I'm in some serious ****, driving without my license, so I start to panic, and I'm sweating a lot. I look in my sideview mirror, and I see the cop walking along side my vehicle, and I realize it's a female cop. She asked for my license, registration and proof of insurance, and I hand her the latter two, but I explained to her I didn't have my license with me, and I'm sure I left it at Best Buy on accident. She takes my registration and insurance from me, and then lowers her sunglasses down and stares right through me. I'm now starting to breathe heavily, on the verge of hyperventalating.

Then she askes me to get out of the car. She didn't yell it, but she did command it with a stern tone. So I get out of the car, and now I'm afraid that I might be arrested for driving without a license, so I'm tryin to talk to her to see if she'll be merciful enough to let me go, or at least follow me to Best Buy to find my license, but then she tells me to spread my legs apart and put my hands on the car. Afraid to death, I comply, and I'm shaking all over now.

What happened next surprised the hell out of me! She gave me a ticket. I told my mom the story when I got home and my mom got scared, She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!' I begged and pleaded with her day after day,but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and saig 'I´d might as well kickin' First class, 'Yo, this is bad' drinkin orange juice out of a champange glass 'Is this what the people of Bel Air live like?' 'Hmm.. this might be allright!' The way I´d hear the percy, boots white and all I had to sit as I have a place of they just in this school cat 'I don´t think so', 'I see what i get there' I hope they´re prepared for the Prince of Bel Air! Well I, tha plain land and when I came out there was a dude look like a cop standin' there with my name out 'I ain´t trying to get arrested yet, 'I just got here' I sprang with the quickness like light has disappeared I whistled for a cab and when i came near, The license plate said 'Fresh', And had dice in the mirror, If anything i could say that this cab was rare, But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home, smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!RTFlakfizer

Fixed

I cant believe i didnt look at the end :lol:

This is almost as embarrasing as when Sora forgot who Kairi was...

Hey mods, how about a new rule on these fake story threads? Im thinking instant week suspensions?Taegukki

Or you could get a sense of humor? Or just ignore us? Seriously, there's no reason to get that upset over something like this. :roll:

[QUOTE="Taegukki"]Hey mods, how about a new rule on these fake story threads? Im thinking instant week suspensions?RTFlakfizer

Or you could get a sense of humor? Or just ignore us? Seriously, there's no reason to get that upset over something like this. :roll:

The first time it was funny, now the boards are flooded with this tripe.