I had an affair with Eva Mendes

OK so last night me and a couple buddies were at a bar downtown watching the Rockies game.

After the game we were walking around for a bit and a stretch limo pulled up next to us. Eva mendes was in there!!!! She asked where the church was(a nightclub) and tried to give the best directions possible. after a minute she just told us to get in and to make a long story short I ended up dancing and kissing her. WOOOOOOO!

Oh this is 100 percent real.

OK so last night me and a couple buddies were at a bar downtown watching the Rockies game.

After the game we were walking around for a bit and a stretch limo pulled up next to us. Eva mendes was in there!!!! She asked where the church was(a nightclub) and tried to give the best directions possible. after a minute she just told us to get in and to make a long story short I ended up dancing and kissing her. WOOOOOOO!

Oh this is 100 percent real.

SVTCobra006

Kissing = affair these days?

So THATS what was happening with Clinton in the Oval Office.

I'm calling Shenanigans.

But I had an affair with Alessandra Ambrosio...real talk.

who is Eva Mendes?CruxisXIII

yum

who is Eva Mendes?CruxisXIII

Enough said.

EDIT: LOL, -AK47- you beat me! :x

I believe you.WW2_freak

[QUOTE="CruxisXIII"]who is Eva Mendes?-AK47-

yum

OMG what a coincidence I did too! :shock:luisen123

Odd. I did as well.

I believe him....and does anyone know wat time the tooth fairy ussually collects teeth? Ive been waiting for a while now :(II_Seraphim_II

I believe it's the very moment you fall asleep.

They are usinga a church as a night club?Lonelynight

I believe him....and does anyone know wat time the tooth fairy ussually collects teeth? Ive been waiting for a while now :(II_Seraphim_II

The tooth fairy rips out your all your tooth and replace them with fake ones. The tooth that are in your moth are all made of plastics.

They are usinga a church as a night club?Lonelynight

yeah, its an old church downtown that was converted into a nightclub

[QUOTE="luisen123"]OMG what a coincidence I did too! :shock:omfg_its_dally

Odd. I did as well.

What? Noooo! She said I was the only one for her!:cry:

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]They are usinga a church as a night club?SVTCobra006

yeah, its an old church downtown that was converted into a nightclub

I shall call down a firestorm on them :x

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]I believe him....and does anyone know wat time the tooth fairy ussually collects teeth? Ive been waiting for a while now :(Lonelynight

The tooth fairy rips out your all your tooth and replace them with fake ones. The tooth that are in your moth are all made of plastics.

:o thats why its been easier to clean my teeth these days.....

[QUOTE="SVTCobra006"]

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]They are usinga a church as a night club?Lonelynight

yeah, its an old church downtown that was converted into a nightclub

I shall call down a firestorm on them :x

as for your sig, you forgot to add a period.

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]I believe him....and does anyone know wat time the tooth fairy ussually collects teeth? Ive been waiting for a while now :(II_Seraphim_II

The tooth fairy rips out your all your tooth and replace them with fake ones. The tooth that are in your moth are all made of plastics.

:o thats why its been easier to clean my teeth these days.....

Just make sure that when you have a child, you kill the tooth fairy before she can take your child's tooth.

And about the period, thanks but I am too lazy to edit it, since I am off to conquer Europe.