I hate children.

I can't stand em, they are the worst. I feel terrible for kindergarden teachers. Anyway not only is it that I just can't stand them, but earlier tonight I came back from work and I was tired, and I just wanted to take a little rest. I notice that we have guests...oh my god I hate these people because they always bring their two stupid brats to our house for some reason. Anyway, I went upstairs to my room when I see that my room is a big mess, and that they are jumping around on my bed.

I quickly imagined myself beheading them or grabbing them from the heads and throwing them out the window. So what do I do? I grab them from their shirt and 'softly' toss them out of my room. The parents thought they can start something with me by yelling at me but they forgot that I was too damn tired. Closed the door on their face and they left. Hopefully that will teach them to never bring their kids here again or never come again. Next time I"m getting a lock. So does anyone else hate children as much as I do?

I've certainly seen many annoying little children. :x

But I don't hate all children.

I'm pretty sure I would like to slug probably upwards of 60% of the teenagers I come across.

I definitely can't say that about small children, although I'd be kind of pissed at the parents if they let their kids mess around in my room when I'm not home like that.

Well, I can't say I hate them to that degree, but they definately bother me. I'm a shelver at public library, and the children's section is always a giant mess because those friggin' kids are always pulling books off the shelves and leaving them all over the floor. What pisses me off is the parents don't do jack. They don't tell them to put it back, they don't tell them to stop running, and they don't tell them to get off of tables and chairs. One of these days, I'm going to see a kid run smack dab into something, or fall face first off a chair and have the parent yell at me, so I can just grin and say, "Watching YOUR kid isn't in my job description." (seriously, it isn't)JustPlainLucas

(Stalking notes: JustPlainLucas works at a public library.)

So, uh, where is everyone from? :lol:

I can't stand em, they are the worst. I feel terrible for kindergarden teachers. Anyway not only is it that I just can't stand them, but earlier tonight I came back from work and I was tired, and I just wanted to take a little rest. I notice that we have guests...oh my god I hate these people because they always bring their two stupid brats to our house for some reason. Anyway, I went upstairs to my room when I see that my room is a big mess, and that they are jumping around on my bed.

I quickly imagined myself beheading them or grabbing them from the heads and throwing them out the window. So what do I do? I grab them from their shirt and 'softly' toss them out of my room. The parents thought they can start something with me by yelling at me but they forgot that I was too damn tired. Closed the door on their face and they left. Hopefully that will teach them to never bring their kids here again or never come again. Next time I"m getting a lock. So does anyone else hate children as much as I do?

Ilived

I think children are pretty dumb. :P Don't really have a sense ofwhat they are and aren't entitled to.

But infants are worse. Noisy, grabby leeches, they are.

(Stalking notes: JustPlainLucas works at a public library.)SpaceMoose

when you think that way about kids, just think of yourselg at their age. you would have been doing the same sort of stuffdante_123456

Which is why I always want my mom to burn all those old videos of me.

It's not really the children's fault as they are just children and they will do what they are allowed to do. They were allowed to run rampaging through your house, ransack your room, as well as throw JPL's books all over the floor. If the parents are doing their job and keeping and eye on their children and taking responsibility for their actions as well as their well-being then none of you would be having these problems. Hate the parents, not the children.

Teens however...are another beastie altogether. :roll:

It's not really the children's fault as they are just children and they will do what they are allowed to do. They were allowed to run rampaging through your house, ransack your room, as well as throw JPL's books all over the floor. If the parents are doing their job and keeping and eye on their children and taking responsibility for their actions as well as their well-being then none of you would be having these problems. Hate the parents, not the children.

Teens however...are another beastie altogether. :roll:

Lord_Daemon

This is true enough.

And I clicked this link, thinking it would be about a song by the same name of the thread. Oh well.

I agree with you fully though, children suck.

No age bothers me. Children are fine, teenagers aren't that bad I've noticed, people make them seem like they are, middle aged adults are all right, as well as the elderly.

I've certainly seen many annoying little children. :x

But I don't hate all children.

DJ-Lafleur

Well, I can't say I hate them to that degree, but they definately bother me. I'm a shelver at public library, and the children's section is always a giant mess because those friggin' kids are always pulling books off the shelves and leaving them all over the floor. What pisses me off is the parents don't do jack. They don't tell them to put it back, they don't tell them to stop running, and they don't tell them to get off of tables and chairs. One of these days, I'm going to see a kid run smack dab into something, or fall face first off a chair and have the parent yell at me, so I can just grin and say, "Watching YOUR kid isn't in my job description." (seriously, it isn't)JustPlainLucas

:lol: That's great.. people love going to the library with me because they know if they're too lazy to restock a book, I'll do it for them. I seriously hate seeing books all over the place because then you spend like an hour trying to find one single book that's not in its section but shows up as Not Checked Out on the computers.

Back on topic: Kids, yes I hate them. I hate all kinds of kids; loud kids, quiet kids, nosy kids, kids that cling to their parents, kids that ask for too much stuff, kids that look dumb, and kids that think they're the ****. I hate them all. I'm just not a kid friendly person.

I'm not the only one in my family though..one day at a house party, a bunch of the kids were destroying our balcony so my cousin decides to hit a kid right in the face. He had tons of people screaming at him and his response was "I'm doing the job you failed to do." :lol:

when you think that way about kids, just think of yourselg at their age. you would have been doing the same sort of stuffdante_123456

Well, I can't say I hate them to that degree, but they definately bother me. I'm a shelver at public library, and the children's section is always a giant mess because those friggin' kids are always pulling books off the shelves and leaving them all over the floor. What pisses me off is the parents don't do jack. They don't tell them to put it back, they don't tell them to stop running, and they don't tell them to get off of tables and chairs. One of these days, I'm going to see a kid run smack dab into something, or fall face first off a chair and have the parent yell at me, so I can just grin and say, "Watching YOUR kid isn't in my job description." (seriously, it isn't)JustPlainLucas

Yeah, I hate it when I am at work and someone complains to me because a kid is doing something they shouldn't be. First off, its not your kid, so what the hell do you care and again watching other people's kids isn't in my job description. You want to yell at someone, yell at the dumbass parent who isn't keeping an eye on their child. And if you do say something to the child, then the child's parents are all over you, telling you to buzz off. No win situation.

I can't stand em, they are the worst. I feel terrible for kindergarden teachers. Anyway not only is it that I just can't stand them, but earlier tonight I came back from work and I was tired, and I just wanted to take a little rest. I notice that we have guests...oh my god I hate these people because they always bring their two stupid brats to our house for some reason. Anyway, I went upstairs to my room when I see that my room is a big mess, and that they are jumping around on my bed.

I quickly imagined myself beheading them or grabbing them from the heads and throwing them out the window. So what do I do? I grab them from their shirt and 'softly' toss them out of my room. The parents thought they can start something with me by yelling at me but they forgot that I was too damn tired. Closed the door on their face and they left. Hopefully that will teach them to never bring their kids here again or never come again. Next time I"m getting a lock. So does anyone else hate children as much as I do?

Ilived

Is that Mila Kunis in your sig?

No.:|Vyse_Legends

I am pro shaking babies. Not only does it make them quiet so people can finally enjoy movies, but he/she also gets to ride the neat short bus, and it will also give the parents government funding for the rest of their lives. Win/win/win.Darth_Tyrev

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[QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"]I am pro shaking babies. Not only does it make them quiet so people can finally enjoy movies, but he/she also gets to ride the neat short bus, and it will also give the parents government funding for the rest of their lives. Win/win/win.Travo_basic

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1. Make Baby

2. Shake Baby

3. ????

4. Profit!!

I call it "Make n' Shake"!

I can't stand em, they are the worst. I feel terrible for kindergarden teachers. Anyway not only is it that I just can't stand them, but earlier tonight I came back from work and I was tired, and I just wanted to take a little rest. I notice that we have guests...oh my god I hate these people because they always bring their two stupid brats to our house for some reason. Anyway, I went upstairs to my room when I see that my room is a big mess, and that they are jumping around on my bed.

I quickly imagined myself beheading them or grabbing them from the heads and throwing them out the window. So what do I do? I grab them from their shirt and 'softly' toss them out of my room. The parents thought they can start something with me by yelling at me but they forgot that I was too damn tired. Closed the door on their face and they left. Hopefully that will teach them to never bring their kids here again or never come again. Next time I"m getting a lock. So does anyone else hate children as much as I do?

Ilived

eh, I hate teenagers more.JLAudio7

now that i am 20 i may say the same thing