I Have An Announcement to Make. You must love Obama to get into heaven!

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#1 dj_pulserfan
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I'm a liber​al. ​

If you hate Obama​,​ you hate God.

1 john,​ 4:​20,​ "If anyon​e says he loves​ God, but hates​ his neigh​bor,​ he is a liar.​ for anyon​e who does not love his broth​er,​ whom he has seen,​ canno​t love God, whom he has not seen" ​

If you disli​ke Obama​ you hate God.

"​.​.​.​for anyon​e who does not love his broth​er,​ whom he has seen,​ canno​t love God, whom he has not seen.​"

There​fore,​ you must love Obama​,​ Gays,​ Rich Peopl​e,​ Black​ Peopl​e,​ and Me, for all you peopl​e to get to Heave​n.​ Now say you love me or I'm telli​ng God.

P.S. Spirit Emu misses joo!

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#2 Blood-Scribe
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I hate you.

Get out.

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:lol: Thread of the year!
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#4 Dante2710
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ohh well, hell sounds good
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#5 Retro_Active
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Credit!
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#6 Dark_Knight6
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Eh, I'm not getting in, anyway. :P
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#7 NearTheEnd
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I thought you were supposed to love everyone in christianity, regardless.
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#8 SpaceMoose
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You love me.
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#9 chessmaster1989
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:lol: this thread is ******* epic! Kudos to the TC lmao!
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#10 CJL13
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Love thy enemy... and make love with thy enemy's wife. :D
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#11 Mr_Leonis
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*sigh* Please don't make anymore topics. :(
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#12 wslacker2
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Meanwhile, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks anybody that blindly devotes himself or herself to Obama.
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#13 fidosim
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Love =/= like I don't hate Obama, per se, I just strongly dislike him and hate everything he plans to do once in office. Besides, I don't think God would really approve of Ayers, Wright, or Farrakhan.
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#14 battousai188
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I know this is a joke, but in reality this is how extremist ideology comes from religious text with twisted bent up interpretations of context from the bible, quran and such.
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#15 Retro_Active
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I'm a liber​al. ​

If you hate Obama​,​ you hate God.

1 john,​ 4:​20,​ "If anyon​e says he loves​ God, but hates​ his neigh​bor,​ he is a liar.​ for anyon​e who does not love his broth​er,​ whom he has seen,​ canno​t love God, whom he has not seen" ​

If you disli​ke Obama​ you hate God.

"​.​.​.​for anyon​e who does not love his broth​er,​ whom he has seen,​ canno​t love God, whom he has not seen.​"

There​fore,​ you must love Obama​,​ Gays,​ Rich Peopl​e,​ Black​ Peopl​e,​ and Me, for all you peopl​e to get to Heave​n.​ Now say you love me or I'm telli​ng God.

P.S. Spirit Emu misses joo!

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The fact that OP won't give me full credit makes me RAGE.
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#16 GabuEx
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But Obama isn't my neighbor or brother. :o
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#17 dj_pulserfan
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[QUOTE="dj_pulserfan"]

I'm a liber​al. ​

If you hate Obama​,​ you hate God.

1 john,​ 4:​20,​ "If anyon​e says he loves​ God, but hates​ his neigh​bor,​ he is a liar.​ for anyon​e who does not love his broth​er,​ whom he has seen,​ canno​t love God, whom he has not seen" ​

If you disli​ke Obama​ you hate God.

"​.​.​.​for anyon​e who does not love his broth​er,​ whom he has seen,​ canno​t love God, whom he has not seen.​"

There​fore,​ you must love Obama​,​ Gays,​ Rich Peopl​e,​ Black​ Peopl​e,​ and Me, for all you peopl​e to get to Heave​n.​ Now say you love me or I'm telli​ng God.

P.S. Spirit Emu misses joo!

Retro_Active

The fact that OP won't give me full credit makes me RAGE.

Fine then modern_contemporary over here came up with it, I just posted cause he doesn't have the guts.

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#18 JustPlainLucas
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But Obama isn't my neighbor or brother. :oGabuEx
Second cousin twice removed?
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#19 Retro_Active
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[QUOTE="Retro_Active"][QUOTE="dj_pulserfan"]

I'm a liber​al. ​

If you hate Obama​,​ you hate God.

1 john,​ 4:​20,​ "If anyon​e says he loves​ God, but hates​ his neigh​bor,​ he is a liar.​ for anyon​e who does not love his broth​er,​ whom he has seen,​ canno​t love God, whom he has not seen" ​

If you disli​ke Obama​ you hate God.

"​.​.​.​for anyon​e who does not love his broth​er,​ whom he has seen,​ canno​t love God, whom he has not seen.​"

There​fore,​ you must love Obama​,​ Gays,​ Rich Peopl​e,​ Black​ Peopl​e,​ and Me, for all you peopl​e to get to Heave​n.​ Now say you love me or I'm telli​ng God.

P.S. Spirit Emu misses joo!

dj_pulserfan

The fact that OP won't give me full credit makes me RAGE.

Fine then modern_contemporary over here came up with it, I just posted cause he doesn't have the guts.

Imhotep says: can i post the obama blog on GS? KC Accidental says: Yeah Liar, I told you that you could!
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#20 JustPlainLucas
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[QUOTE="dj_pulserfan"]

Fine then modern_contemporary over here came up with it, I just posted cause he doesn't have the guts.

Yeah... and don't give me any credit for daring you to make a thread! :evil:
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#22 stepnkev
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[QUOTE="NearTheEnd"]I thought you were supposed to love everyone in christianity, regardless. SpaceMoose

All that is required to be a "Christian" is to say that you are a Christian and to supposedly have some abstract belief, or haven't you ever noticed? I mean, you can be a total jerk to people, perhaps constantly insult everyone because you idolize yourself, possibly lie on a daily basis to people at your job because your boss in a roundabout way requires you to, maybe make fifty million dollars a year and live a lavish and extravagant lifestyle, perhaps be some kind of warped control freak who thinks everyone should do whatever you want whenever you ask, maybe cheat on your spouse, or perhaps be prone to violence, but as long as you say, "I believe in Jesus!" that makes you a Christian.

(P.S. I don't believe in all those fairy tales myself.)

You appear to have a very twisted view of Christianity.

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#23 SpaceMoose
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You appear to have a very twisted view of Christianity.

stepnkev
Chrstianity or all of the full of crap people that call themselves Christians?
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#24 GTA_dude
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Is this topic serious? Or just a joke?
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#25 aliblabla2007
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But I don't want to get into heaven. Looks so boring.
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#26 stepnkev
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[QUOTE="stepnkev"]You appear to have a very twisted view of Christianity.

SpaceMoose

Chrstianity or all of the full of crap people that call themselves Christians?

In my view, Christianity is: believing in and following the teachings of Jesus Christ.

How someone acts is another issue altogether. It takes more to be a Christian than only stating "I believe in Jesus Christ" in my opinion.

There are also many people who do follow the teachings of Jesus Christ.

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#27 69ANT69
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Who doesn't love obama? :?
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#28 MAILER_DAEMON
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Gotta love misinterpretation... miseo (English transcription) means to hate or despise. It's different than disliking.