I have come into a good bit of money, how can I make the world a terrible place

I do not know the first thing about sports, but I have always wanted to own a team.

Edit:Owning a sports team is a boring idea, I want to use my money to dick around with peoples lives now.

Why are you asking here then? Why not on a sports forum?

Buy Barcelona or Manchester United.

Why are you asking here then? Why not on a sports forum?

WhiteKnight77

I am not starting an account to make one thread, not to mention people here talk sports all the time.

Why don't you ask the key people instead of asking the forums?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owv7dGlPt8g

I really wish GS had youtube embedding.

Are you being serious? How much money do you have?ExoticAnimal

Dont feel that comfortable discussing my financial info on line, but I am a tab more wealthy then most. I heard sports teams are a nice asset.

[QUOTE="ExoticAnimal"]Are you being serious? How much money do you have?Mercenary848

Dont feel that comfortable discussing my financial info on line, but I am a tab more wealthy then most. I heard sports teams are a nice asset.

Are you talking about Football soccer or American football?

The London Silly Nannies

do it

Are you talking about Football soccer or American football?

arad96

Meh American, but i'm not crazy about either. If you can recommend a good soccer team i'm in.

Not have a tissue handy?MasonLovak

I see what you did there and I approve.

If I was in your position, I'd purchase a team with a rich history and passionate local fans. Then I'd move the team to a different city just for chuckles.

buy the Miami Dolphins :P

Then just buy a random Football team if you don't really care. I have no idea how much a soccer team costs, but if you but one, buy one from Europe. They play more games.

Buy L.A. Galaxy, it's hot right now.

Manchester cityOverlord93

no :o

Manchester UnitedOverlord93

Fixed it. :P

[QUOTE="Overlord93"]Manchester Unitedarad96

Fixed it. :P

you ruined it :P

If I was in your position, I'd purchase a team with a rich history and passionate local fans. Then I'd move the team to a different city just for chuckles.

Oleg_Huzwog

Hmmm using my vast wealth to become blight on mankind, I can get behind that.

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

If I was in your position, I'd purchase a team with a rich history and passionate local fans. Then I'd move the team to a different city just for chuckles.

Mercenary848

Hmmm using my vast wealth to become blight on mankind, I can get behind that.

Isn't there something better you can invest into, considering you aren't a sports fan, why invest into sports?

[QUOTE="Overlord93"]Manchester Unitedarad96

Fixed it. :P

Buy Barcelona or Manchester United.

arad96

Isn't there something better you can invest into, considering you aren't a sports fan, why invest into sports?

VisigothSaxon

I think I have a better way to spend my cash ;)

Buy the Phoenix Coyotes (hockey team) and then move them to Atlanta. Rename the team the Atlanta Thrashers.stanleycup98

That would be convenient because I live in GA.

The world is terrible enough. Please don't make it worse.

Why are you asking us?

If you want to make your money grow, you should consider investing it. After this financial mess starts to ease, stocks and bonds will skyrocket. I'm heartened by the fact that the Dollar is starting to make a comeback.topsemag55

Buy a volcano island and make a secret lab guarded by sharks.

Buying a sports team might be a bad idea with NFL and NBA is possible lockouts.

Become a super villain, the world will cower in fear of your power

Send me your money, i will start a war with it.

Do you relize most sports teams are going to cost several hundard million and they are expensive to keep up.

If you really have alot of money, go talk to a finicaladviser, or an investor.

Its sounds like A. your lieing out of your ass, B. you have no clue what to do with money

[QUOTE="topsemag55"]If you want to make your money grow, you should consider investing it. After this financial mess starts to ease, stocks and bonds will skyrocket. I'm heartened by the fact that the Dollar is starting to make a comeback.DigitalExile

You could swing me $1million, and just the fact that I have money will annoy a lot of people and make my part of the world a terrible place :D

Buy a mediocre English Premier League team like Bolton Wanderers and turn them into a powerhouse just to really annoy rival clubs

I think OP is full of crap, he is trolling...he might be wealthier than most kids on GP but I doubt he came into a few hundred million dollars needed to buy a team just for kicks.. however ill play along, buy a topo team and make them change their uniforms to pink.