I have never been kissed by anyone in my entire life.

So, I am turning 19 next month, and I just realized:

I have lived nearly nineteen years on this damn earth and I still haven't been kissed by anyone yet. Not even my mother has ever kissed me. Yes, I have kissed the ground once, but that doesn't count for anything, right?

Thoughts?

maybe you can become famous lke that one british woman?

So, I am turning 19 next month, and I just realized:

I have lived nearly nineteen years on this damn earth and I still haven't been kissed by anyone yet. Not even my mother. Yes, I have kissed the ground once, but that doesn't count for anything, right?

Thoughts?

The_Capitalist

Not even by your parents or grandparents? Dang better go find a kissing booth.

kiss yourself in the mirror :|

kiss yourself in the mirror :|

gamedude2020

Why stop at kissing? You can do a lot more to yourself :roll:

Brush your teeth, maybe?Jaks_Publicity

I do. But, you must understand, there was never an occasion in my where life where someone was prepared to kissed me either.

there's no shame in being a late starter. everyone has some things they are ashamed of, it's merely a case of hiding it well.

there's no shame in being a late starter. everyone has some things they are ashamed of, it's merely a case of hiding it well.

jpph

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there's no shame in being a late starter. everyone has some things they are ashamed of, it's merely a case of hiding it well.

Dark__Link

well.. you're dark!

damn that sucks, maybe see a doctorAnti-Venom

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]damn that sucks, maybe see a doctorGallion-Beast

And thats where you're wrong :twisted:

Then you should stop being a capitalist and convert to communism. Under that system, you would get to share every woman and vice versa. Kisses galore for you!

[QUOTE="Gallion-Beast"][QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]damn that sucks, maybe see a doctorSuperbored

And thats where you're wrong :twisted:

you rascal

If it bothers you so much....well youre old enough to go to amsterdam

If it bothers you so much....well youre old enough to go to amsterdam

Wolls

It really doesn't bother me too much. I was merely making an observation.

Try to sell a kiss on e-bay

It works ^^

why would you kiss the floor :\

Try to sell a kiss on e-bay

It works ^^

Adrianstalker

I think it only works for girls.

why would you kiss the floor :\

pete_merlin

I was only five years old when I did it. You think I knew any better?

find a girl that likes u and kiss her

kissing isnt much of a big deal. Your lips get all swollen after doing it for like 5 hours.

If you've kissed the ground then Mother Nature have kissed you back.Treflis

Not a problem since getting kissed isn't exactly a real accomplishment.