I have the worst luck :(

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#1 import_fighter1
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I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57; we drank andBSed a bit, then she asked me if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', which is a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I'm thinking, WOW this is awesome.

Wewent back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"

That was so not cool...I was like Sam Fisher getting out of the house...

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#2 sutherland19
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Somewhat witty. But not really.
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#3 TirOrn
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Hmmmm. Liar?
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#4 Solid_mind
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and it actually happened? :D

if so, lmao

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#5 ConManWithGun
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Why don't you try to make up your own stuff, stop stealing jokes or you will end up like Carlos Mencia
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#6 YoungGun13
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sportsman double?... who uses that?
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#7 BobbyTurkalino
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I chuckled at it.
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#8 rudyroundhead
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:) i laughed a bit. Good joke.
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#9 nickyb628
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Hahahaha, clever.
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#10 mig_killer2
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that was kind of funny
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#11 metallica_fan42
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Would have been better if you actually did go up there:?
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#12 babyjesus87
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lol?
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#13 viewtifulshmoe
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predictable ending.

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#14 marolia
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LOL! That was funny.
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#15 Funkyhamster
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Wouldn't it have been weird even if the 57 year old was the mother?
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#16 USmellLikePoopy
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Haha. If that really happened you do have some bad luck.
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#17 Creeping_Wolf
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Prunetang?
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#18 trophylocoste
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You should of just followed her...Atleast that if it was dark you would of least had your goggles:P
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#19 turgore
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Hahahah...Funnay.
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#20 Elraptor
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We'll pass on the sex jokes, thanks.