I just caught a fly in my hand

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#1 guitargoddess17
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Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

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#2 FLSTS
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Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

guitargoddess17
cool, i did that once....but i got it wet so it couldn't fly anymore so idk if that counts lol
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#3 steppinrazor88
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Pfft....I caught a gnat once :wink:
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#4 ebab17
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thatshonestly the most amazing thing ive heard in the past two seconds. and after three seconds its not
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#5 Ze_ALEX
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good job grasshoppah
now practice catching one with your toes

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#6 bradleybhoy
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Did you eat it?
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#7 Film-Guy
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now have your way with it:twisted:
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#8 Kikouken
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I caught a fly with my index finger, thumb and middle finger once :|

It was nasty...it had silver guts :cry:

Go for the chopsticks.

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#9 Aquat1cF1sh
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DANG That's awesome. :D
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#10 tzar3
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Eat it, and I shall gladly respect you.
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#11 Beaman
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actually not that hard, I do it all the time.
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#12 MrGeezer
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Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

guitargoddess17

Pfft.

I've caught wasps with my bare hands, without killing them, and without being stung.

Dude, I've caught DRAGONFLIES with my bare hands.

More to the point, I once caught a HUMMINGBIRD with my bare hands. I kid you not. Do that, then I'll accept you as my equal.

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#13 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="guitargoddess17"]

Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

MrGeezer

Pfft.

I've caught wasps with my bare hands, without killing them, and without being stung.

Dude, I've caught DRAGONFLIES with my bare hands.

More to the point, I once caught a HUMMINGBIRD with my bare hands. I kid you not. Do that, then I'll accept you as my equal.

yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

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#14 guitargoddess17
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[QUOTE="guitargoddess17"]

Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

MrGeezer

Pfft.

I've caught wasps with my bare hands, without killing them, and without being stung.

Dude, I've caught DRAGONFLIES with my bare hands.

More to the point, I once caught a HUMMINGBIRD with my bare hands. I kid you not. Do that, then I'll accept you as my equal.

You can't take this victory away from me MrGeezer :cry:

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#15 MrGeezer
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actually not that hard, I do it all the time.Beaman

More to the point, CATS do it all the time.

And if you've ever actually SEEN a cat catch a fly, you'd realize just how easy it is.

Cats don't actually use any skill. They just raise their paws and bat at the general vicinity of the fly until they manage to get it. No real skill involved, it just relies on the fact that flies freaking suck.

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#16 D0013ER
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yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

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Holy crap this is sooo sig-able... :lol:

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#17 MrGeezer
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="guitargoddess17"]

Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

guitargoddess17

Pfft.

I've caught wasps with my bare hands, without killing them, and without being stung.

Dude, I've caught DRAGONFLIES with my bare hands.

More to the point, I once caught a HUMMINGBIRD with my bare hands. I kid you not. Do that, then I'll accept you as my equal.

You can't take this victory away from me MrGeezer :cry:

If it makes you feel any better, I once caught an armadillo with my bare hands and ended up contracting leprosy.

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#18 MrGeezer
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="guitargoddess17"]

Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

Film-Guy

Pfft.

I've caught wasps with my bare hands, without killing them, and without being stung.

Dude, I've caught DRAGONFLIES with my bare hands.

More to the point, I once caught a HUMMINGBIRD with my bare hands. I kid you not. Do that, then I'll accept you as my equal.

yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

OMG! Was it Moby Dick?

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Sweet.
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#20 guitargoddess17
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="guitargoddess17"]

Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

Film-Guy

Pfft.

I've caught wasps with my bare hands, without killing them, and without being stung.

Dude, I've caught DRAGONFLIES with my bare hands.

More to the point, I once caught a HUMMINGBIRD with my bare hands. I kid you not. Do that, then I'll accept you as my equal.

yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

I liked Grizzly Bear better :evil:

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Congrats. You have done well grasshopper.
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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="guitargoddess17"]

Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

MrGeezer

Pfft.

I've caught wasps with my bare hands, without killing them, and without being stung.

Dude, I've caught DRAGONFLIES with my bare hands.

More to the point, I once caught a HUMMINGBIRD with my bare hands. I kid you not. Do that, then I'll accept you as my equal.

yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

OMG! Was it Moby Dick?

If you take out the 'o' and the 'b' then it's more than likely it was :oops:

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#23 FLSTS
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="guitargoddess17"]

Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

Flippini

lol, i didn't notice that

Pfft.

I've caught wasps with my bare hands, without killing them, and without being stung.

Dude, I've caught DRAGONFLIES with my bare hands.

More to the point, I once caught a HUMMINGBIRD with my bare hands. I kid you not. Do that, then I'll accept you as my equal.

yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

OMG! Was it Moby Dick?

If you take out the 'o' and the 'b' then it's more than likely it was :oops:

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#24 mac906
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:lol: nice catch. :P
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#25 lugiemojeed
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i caught a bird once and bit its head off
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#26 FlaminDeath
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yea ive cut a fly in half with my pocket knife and for clarification it was flying around me

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#27 Flow4U
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I once caught a leprechaun with my hands no lie.
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#28 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="guitargoddess17"]

Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

guitargoddess17

Pfft.

I've caught wasps with my bare hands, without killing them, and without being stung.

Dude, I've caught DRAGONFLIES with my bare hands.

More to the point, I once caught a HUMMINGBIRD with my bare hands. I kid you not. Do that, then I'll accept you as my equal.

yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

I liked Grizzly Bear better :evil:

too bad:evil:

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I once caught a leprechaun with my hands no lie.Flow4U

pfft, i once cut off my right arm then threw it with my left hand and then caught it with my right hand.

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#30 FLSTS
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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

D0013ER

Holy crap this is sooo sig-able... :lol:

speaking of puting someone quote in yur sig, how do you do that???
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#31 Film-Guy
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I once caught a leprechaun with my hands no lie.Flow4U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUa5jG_HSsc&mode=related&search=

is it this leprachaun:P

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I did that once I was so shocked I let go. And when I grabbed it my hand didn't close so the bastard lived :evil:
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#33 -Vanilla-
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I caught a fly in my eye once.

It was by accident, and it wasn't very pleasant. Not at all.

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#34 Film-Guy
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I caught a fly in my eye once.

It was by accident, and it wasn't very pleasant. Not at all.

-Vanilla-

try catching a fly between both butt cheeks then farting:P

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#35 D0013ER
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[QUOTE="D0013ER"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

FLSTS

Holy crap this is sooo sig-able... :lol:

speaking of puting someone quote in yur sig, how do you do that???

Open up a quick quote, highlight the portion you want in your sig, copy from there and paste it into your sig under the "prefs" tag.

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#36 -Vanilla-
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[QUOTE="-Vanilla-"]

I caught a fly in my eye once.

It was by accident, and it wasn't very pleasant. Not at all.

Film-Guy

try catching a fly between both butt cheeks then farting:P

Oh my. I don't think i'd want the fly to be there.:P

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#37 PotatoSan
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Dragonflies are easy to catch. You just have to see one sitting on a plant/etc with it's wings straight up. Just grab the wings.

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#38 Guiltfeeder566
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Wow, I'm jealous, i wish i had a fly in my hand.
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One time I caught a hornet on my neck, but man did I pay the consequences...

one of my proudest moments :D

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#40 Film-Guy
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Dragonflies are easy to catch. You just have to see one sitting on a plant/etc with it's wings straight up. Just grab the wings.

PotatoSan

then tie a string to it and swing it around your head

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#41 MrGeezer
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I caught a fly in my eye once.

It was by accident, and it wasn't very pleasant. Not at all.

-Vanilla-

Pfft, I once caugght a BEE in my eye. While I was driving down the road at 60 mph.

That could have been the death of me, but it wasn't. I'm just that badass.

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#42 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="-Vanilla-"]

I caught a fly in my eye once.

It was by accident, and it wasn't very pleasant. Not at all.

MrGeezer

Pfft, I once caugght a BEE in my eye. While I was driving down the road at 60 mph.

That could have been the death of me, but it wasn't. I'm just that badass.

whatever I once caught a BALD EAGLE in my eye, beat that

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#43 FLSTS
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[QUOTE="FLSTS"][QUOTE="D0013ER"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

D0013ER

Holy crap this is sooo sig-able... :lol:

speaking of puting someone quote in yur sig, how do you do that???

Open up a quick quote, highlight the portion you want in your sig, copy from there and paste it into your sig under the "prefs" tag.

oh, i thought you did it with normal quote
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#44 FLSTS
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it doesn't seem to work
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#45 NamanOWNSyou
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Pfft...I caught a LIMITED EDITION fly just now. It's got HDMI on its ass, too.
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#46 MrGeezer
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Dragonflies are easy to catch. You just have to see one sitting on a plant/etc with it's wings straight up. Just grab the wings.

PotatoSan

Actually, they are easier to catch, but only if you have a LOT of patience.

Regular houseflies are a lot easier to grab out of the air. Try grabbing a dragonfly out of the air and its IMPOSSIBLE.

But yeah, when dragonflies land, it's very easy to catch them. the only thing is, they are way too fast for you, so you pretty much have to have your hands around them before you ever grab them. This requires a LOT of patience. Because dragonflies have EXCELLENT eyesight, but they have one flaw...they primarily are evolved to see moving objects. From the dragonfly's point of view, anything that is moving is either a predator or prey. Anything not moving is something that it can sit on.

The key to catching dragonflies is to make yourself look like a tree. You creep up on it VERY slowly, so slowly that it doesn't even notice that you're moving. And it'll still SEE you, but you're moving so slowly that it just doesn't register in the dragonfly's mind that you're sneaking up on it. Eventually you have your hands cupped around it, and it still doesn't "see" you since you're moving too slow for it to detect your motion. Then, once you get right up on it, that's when you pounce. Thedragonfly tries to get away, but it's too late, since you already practically have it in your hands.

Anyway, I don't think you're thinking about dragonflies, because dragonflies don't put their wings straight up. You're probably thinking of damselflies.

Dragonfly:

Damselfly:

Also, damselflies are a LOT easier to catch than dragonflies. Dragonflies can be hard as hell to catch. It really depends on the species. While some species of dragonflies can be easy to catch with your bare hands if you're REALLY patient, there are some species of dragonfly that I've never been able to catch even using a 10 foot long butterfly net. There's really that much variation between species. There are some species of dragonfly with such excellent vision that it's literally impossible for a human being to sneak up on them and catch them.

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#47 ebab17
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i once caught a bb with my ass. (i was shot in the ass with a bb gun)
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#48 MrGeezer
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i once caught a bb with my ass. (i was shot in the ass with a bb gun)ebab17

I once "threw" a BB at my brother, and he "caught it" with his balls.

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#49 RBB192
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="guitargoddess17"]

Time to move up to chopsticks...

But seriously, this fly was buzzing around me for the past like hour, so I just shot my arm out and grabbed it. I didn't really think I got it until I opened my hand and saw a dead fly.

Let's just hope any future flys know what the score is.

Film-Guy

Pfft.

I've caught wasps with my bare hands, without killing them, and without being stung.

Dude, I've caught DRAGONFLIES with my bare hands.

More to the point, I once caught a HUMMINGBIRD with my bare hands. I kid you not. Do that, then I'll accept you as my equal.

yeah well i caught a SPERM WHALE with my bare hands:evil:

Ha! Ha! That's nothing! I caught your mom with my bare hands! :evil: lol...:lol: uh oh... *runs*

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#50 MichaeltheCM
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lol good luck with the chop sticks :)