i just saw santa!!!1!!!!11!!!!!(story inside)

ok guys i just saw santa here's the story.

well i was in my room minding my own business playing my 360 and i hear something downstairs so i walk down cautiously so that whatever it was in my house wouldn't hear me. so i'm down there and go to get a glass of water and i see a shadow move in the other room. i put the glass in the sink and grab a grenade from the cabinet and sneak into the room. i flicker on the light and i see the jolly fat guy there with a sawed off shotgun ready to go. i jump out of the way as he fires his first shot and pull the pin from my grenade and throw. it blew up and missed him so i thought "oh crap" and ran to my room where i quickly barricaded myself in the door and grabbed my 2 AK47's with 100 bullets to each of them. i also grab my .357 magnum from under my matress(sp?) and load it with the one clip i have for it then place it on my belt. i'm sure he's still in the house because i hear him right now. what do you suppose i should do? he is armed and very dangerous.

all suggestions appreciated

do... (damn you fad bannings)

Uhh... take a poop and chillax.

lol you grab a granade from the cabinet...

and where did you get an ak mag that holds 100 rounds? i could use one...

or ten...

lol you grab a granade from the cabinet...

and where did you get an ak mag that holds 100 rounds? i could use one...

or ten...

bojingles4393

no i didn't mean that they each held 100 rounds i meant that i had 100 rounds for each of them in their standard clips..i wish i had that m1 bazooka or that knifefor maximum damage thanks for the suggestion 'cept for suicide i can't do that because then santa may try to invade your houses! OTer's i'm off to save christmas!

What you must do to defeat Santa is travel to the Red Mountains to Camp Karadune and talk to Sir Nicolai and accept his quest. Then you must travel to the Yunga Veil and enter Skipe Cave and defeat the class 5 wizard that guards the Chest of the Gods.Take the Sword of Irundoe from inside the chest and critical strike Santa to defeat him once and for all.

Hope that helps!

[QUOTE="bojingles4393"]

lol you grab a granade from the cabinet...

and where did you get an ak mag that holds 100 rounds? i could use one...

or ten...

SeanUD1

no i didn't mean that they each held 100 rounds i meant that i had 100 rounds for each of them in their standard clips..i wish i had that m1 bazooka or that knifefor maximum damage thanks for the suggestion 'cept for suicide i can't do that because then santa may try to invade your houses! OTer's i'm off to save christmas!

dont forget to bring a towel.

What you must do to defeat Santa is travel to the Red Mountains to Camp Karadune and talk to Sir Nicolai and accept his quest. Then you must travel to the Yunga Veil and enter Skipe Cave and defeat the class 5 wizard that guards the Chest of the Gods.Take the Sword of Irundoe from inside the chest and critical strike Santa to defeat him once and for all.

Hope that helps!

Sykoh

that helps me but i must find a map tofind my way to these "Red Mountains". and to_Evidence_ i'm pretty sure he's living he fired a shot through my door so now there's a big opening but the coward won't peek around the corner

[QUOTE="Sykoh"]

What you must do to defeat Santa is travel to the Red Mountains to Camp Karadune and talk to Sir Nicolai and accept his quest. Then you must travel to the Yunga Veil and enter Skipe Cave and defeat the class 5 wizard that guards the Chest of the Gods.Take the Sword of Irundoe from inside the chest and critical strike Santa to defeat him once and for all.

Hope that helps!

SeanUD1

that helps me but i must find a map tofind my way to these "Red Mountains". and to_Evidence_ i'm pretty sure he's living he fired a shot through my door so now there's a big opening but the coward won't peek around the corner

Map? Just press M or click on the map icon at the upper right part of your screen...duh.

Did he touch your shoulder during any of this? If so, do a barrell roll. Now. Trust meRPG10080

yeah he tried but i karate chopped his hand away and i think i broke it that's why i think he might be hiding because he lives in fear...the coward

try a somersault?
grassdream

good thinking i like how you diqguised barrel roll to make it legal....it's just crazy enough to work

[QUOTE="RPG10080"]Did he touch your shoulder during any of this? If so, do a barrell roll. Now. Trust meSeanUD1

yeah he tried but i karate chopped his hand away and i think i broke it that's why i think he might be hiding because he lives in fear...the coward

he's dead...i've saved christmas here's how our final enounter went...

i peeked up from behind my bed and saw his hand sticking out a little bit from the wall next to my door so i fire a shot from my .357 and it hit him right in the center of his hand. i jumped back a bit and he hopped out from the wall and conjured a fireball (lvl.12) that hit the curtains behind me. being the foolish devil he is he then conjured a frostbolt (lvl.16) that froze the blazing firegoing on behind me. while he was out in the open i came out from behind my bed and went completely went rambo on his evil behind with my AK's. i wasted the clips of both of them and found that he was still standing with a devilish grin on his face. i then rolled over my bed with the magnum in hand finished the clip off in his face while rolling(something like Stranglehold) and when i reached him repeatedly beat him over the head with it. He finally fell after giving much resistance. i'm just going to hide him in my closet 'til morning when i'll figure out what to do with his corpse. anyways your all welcome for me saving Christmas.

are you above or below the age of 14 TC?skullkrusher13

if you must ask 16 =] even though the little sneak almost killed me...he left me some great gifts!

Do a barrel roll

you could go up the roof get his reindeer and sell rudolph's noes to a fashion desighner and the rest on ebay