I know someone whose better than Chuck Norris..

Orville Redenbacher and his gourmet poppin' corn!

O yeah...

Too bad, he's dead. Chuck Norris still wins. nintendorocks

So Orville's dead, so what. Easters coming up, Orville will be back.

RESURRECTION!

Your mum is better than chuck norris.mattyftm

Your mum is better than chuck norris.mattyftm

My mOm is not. But Orville is. Sick of your guys english accents, thinking you can walk in here sportin' the word "colour" and "mum"

chuck norris has sensed your doubt in him and will show up at your door tonight.shoeman12

Orville Redenbacher makes his popcorn with LSD.

[QUOTE="mattyftm"]Your mum is better than chuck norris.Untitled182

My mOm is not. But Orville is. Sick of your guys english accents, thinking you can walk in here sportin' the word "colour" and "mum"

I'm sick of you american guys dissrespect for the english language.

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[QUOTE="mattyftm"]Your mum is better than chuck norris.mattyftm

My mOm is not. But Orville is. Sick of your guys english accents, thinking you can walk in here sportin' the word "colour" and "mum"

I'm sick of you american guys dissrespect for the english language.

Im sick of OT not understanding that i joke around 90% of the time.

[QUOTE="shoeman12"]chuck norris has sensed your doubt in him and will show up at your door tonight.Untitled182

Orville Redenbacher makes his popcorn with LSD.

chuck norris invented lsd, it doesn't hurt him.

Noone stands a chance against Chuck

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[QUOTE="shoeman12"]chuck norris has sensed your doubt in him and will show up at your door tonight.shoeman12

Orville Redenbacher makes his popcorn with LSD.

chuck norris invented lsd, it doesn't hurt him.

Orville Redenbacher invented Chuck Norris. Its Orville's gourmet poppin' corn that makes Chuck who he is today.

[QUOTE="mattyftm"][QUOTE="Untitled182"]

[QUOTE="mattyftm"]Your mum is better than chuck norris.Untitled182

My mOm is not. But Orville is. Sick of your guys english accents, thinking you can walk in here sportin' the word "colour" and "mum"

I'm sick of you american guys dissrespect for the english language.

Im sick of OT not understanding that i joke around 90% of the time.

I'm sick of people not understanding that I joke too. Unless you knew i was joking, and that last post you were joking too... Now I'm sick of people confusing me:(

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[QUOTE="mattyftm"]Your mum is better than chuck norris.mattyftm

My mOm is not. But Orville is. Sick of your guys english accents, thinking you can walk in here sportin' the word "colour" and "mum"

I'm sick of you american guys dissrespect for the english language.

Im sick of OT not understanding that i joke around 90% of the time.

I'm sick of people not understanding that I joke too. Unless you knew i was joking, and that last post you were joking too... Now I'm sick of people confusing me:(

Im sick and tired of being sick and tired. EAT A POWERBAR TODAY!

[QUOTE="shoeman12"][QUOTE="Untitled182"]

[QUOTE="shoeman12"]chuck norris has sensed your doubt in him and will show up at your door tonight.Untitled182

Orville Redenbacher makes his popcorn with LSD.

chuck norris invented lsd, it doesn't hurt him.

Orville Redenbacher invented Chuck Norris. Its Orville's gourmet poppin' corn that makes Chuck who he is today.

chuck norris traveled back in time to invent popcorn so really he invetned himself.

[QUOTE="Untitled182"][QUOTE="shoeman12"][QUOTE="Untitled182"]

[QUOTE="shoeman12"]chuck norris has sensed your doubt in him and will show up at your door tonight.shoeman12

Orville Redenbacher makes his popcorn with LSD.

chuck norris invented lsd, it doesn't hurt him.

Orville Redenbacher invented Chuck Norris. Its Orville's gourmet poppin' corn that makes Chuck who he is today.

chuck norris traveled back in time to invent popcorn so really he invetned himself.

Orville Redenbacher is time itself.

[QUOTE="mattyftm"]Your mum is better than chuck norris.Untitled182

My mOm is not. But Orville is. Sick of your guys english accents, thinking you can walk in here sportin' the word "colour" and "mum"

I wish the US would call their mothers mums. I love that word.

[QUOTE="mattyftm"][QUOTE="Untitled182"][QUOTE="mattyftm"][QUOTE="Untitled182"]

[QUOTE="mattyftm"]Your mum is better than chuck norris.Untitled182

My mOm is not. But Orville is. Sick of your guys english accents, thinking you can walk in here sportin' the word "colour" and "mum"

I'm sick of you american guys dissrespect for the english language.

Im sick of OT not understanding that i joke around 90% of the time.

I'm sick of people not understanding that I joke too. Unless you knew i was joking, and that last post you were joking too... Now I'm sick of people confusing me:(

Im sick and tired of being sick and tired. EAT A POWERBAR TODAY!

You know I'm sick and tired of? THESE MOTHER****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER****ING PLANE!

Anyway, there is only one person named orville that can beat chuck norris, and its not a person, its a duck:

Anyway, there is only one person named orville that can beat chuck norris, and its not a person, its a duck:

mattyftm

dude, i saw that weird ass thing when i typed in "Orville" too!

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Anyway, there is only one person named orville that can beat chuck norris, and its not a person, its a duck:

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dude, i saw that weird ass thing when i typed in "Orville" too!

Thats not a "weird ass thing", thats orville the duck. You americans seriously need educating properly. Start by reading this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orville_the_Duck

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Anyway, there is only one person named orville that can beat chuck norris, and its not a person, its a duck:

mattyftm

dude, i saw that weird ass thing when i typed in "Orville" too!

Thats not a "weird ass thing", thats orville the duck. You americans seriously need educating properly. Start by reading this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orville_the_Duck

I have a feeling that no matter what I read, I will always think that duck is still a "weird ass thing"