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Oh, my mother didn't do much for me. She only carried my parasitic, slacking self around in her gutt for nine months, then gave birth to me, has raised me ever since, takes the time to homeschool me, help me buy stuff I want, offer me advice, and do so much for me I probably can't sum it all up in one paragraph.
sounds like a lazy couch potato to meOh, my mother didn't do much for me. She only carried my parasitic, slacking self around in her gutt for nine months, then gave birth to me, has raised me ever since, takes the time to homeschool me, help me buy stuff I want, offer me advice, and do so much for me I probably can't sum it all up in one paragraph.
fatzombiepigeon
[QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"]sounds like a lazy couch potato to meOh, my mother didn't do much for me. She only carried my parasitic, slacking self around in her gutt for nine months, then gave birth to me, has raised me ever since, takes the time to homeschool me, help me buy stuff I want, offer me advice, and do so much for me I probably can't sum it all up in one paragraph.
Robograndma
Yeah, I agree. She only does 99% of everything there is to do in my life. It's sad that she doesn't work harder. Slacker.
[QUOTE="Robograndma"][QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"]sounds like a lazy couch potato to meOh, my mother didn't do much for me. She only carried my parasitic, slacking self around in her gutt for nine months, then gave birth to me, has raised me ever since, takes the time to homeschool me, help me buy stuff I want, offer me advice, and do so much for me I probably can't sum it all up in one paragraph.
fatzombiepigeon
Yeah, I agree. She only does 99% of everything there is to do in my life. It's sad that she doesn't work harder. Slacker.
have u tried verbal abuse?[QUOTE="kbubba92"]she wubs my williekillaj2786wow...i dont kno wut to say to that....
[QUOTE="miss_kitt3n"][QUOTE="BDM666"]If you love her so much, why don't you marry her?BDM666
Mom, Mom has to be the strongest spiritual person I have evr known, and she, makes the best goddamn pancakes in tha world, that is all.
My mother is the person I value the most in this world for reasons too lengthy to put here. When shes leaves this world mine will never be the same.
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