I made my Christian mom mad.

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#1 twodollars
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Backstory: My little bro lied a few times to day.

Mom: Did you ask God for forgiveness? Liars don't go to heaven...

 

Me: Where do liars go?

 

Bro: Mexico.

 

Mom: Enternity is NOT something to joke about.

 

Me: Liars spend enternity in Mexico!?

 

Mom: Muderous stare.

 

:D 

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#2 PierSkillz
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I wouldn't mind spending eternity in Mexico
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#3 _Ishida_
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meh..
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#4 yoshi-lnex
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That's actually pretty clever....
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#5 Video_Game_King
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I always thought that they got stuck in church with the doors locked.
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#7 a55assin
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Needs some spell check. But yeah...serious Christian mom
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#8 soroush7
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Oh noes! HE LIED. This is Madness!@!!
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#9 steppinrazor88
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liars get sent to my house...where i lube them up and duct tape them....what happens next....well lie and find out!!!!
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#10 babaikas
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Needs some spell check. But yeah...serious Christian moma55assin
does spelling matter that much to u
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#12 SuperBeast
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LOL ....Bible thumpers are funny
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#14 a55assin
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[QUOTE="a55assin"]Needs some spell check. But yeah...serious Christian mombabaikas
does spelling matter that much to u

Did you notice how casually I said that? No...it doesn't matter that much to me. I was simply pointing out something I felt that should have been.
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#15 bungie091
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Id hate to have a christian mom...
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#16 Nerfing
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Haven't given us enough details.

  1. Was she mad?
  2. Was she sad?
  3. Did she go off in rage?
  4. How was her facial expressions?
  5. Did she call your brother a devil?

 

 

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#17 GameFreak315
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I'm Catholic, and I found that hilarious.  I think God has a sense of humor about little brothers.  :)
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#18 Def_Jef88
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Id hate to have a christian mom...bungie091
i have one.. they arent evil or anything...
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#19 Nerfing
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I'm Catholic, and I found that hilarious.  I think God has a sense of humor about little brothers.  :)GameFreak315
Roman Catholic?
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#20 Nisstyre_56
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I always thought that they got stuck in church with the doors locked.Video_Game_King
that would be hell
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#21 LJS9502_basic
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Blogs are wonderful ways to express yourself.....especially when there is nothing to discuss about a topic.
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#22 6icks_tea_4hoar
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Oh noes! HE LIED. This is Madness!@!!soroush7
TONIGHT YOUR BROTHER DINES IN HELL!
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#23 GameFreak315
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[QUOTE="GameFreak315"]I'm Catholic, and I found that hilarious.  I think God has a sense of humor about little brothers.  :)Nerfing
Roman Catholic?

Yup, that's me!  :D

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#24 zakkro
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Blogs are wonderful ways to express yourself.....especially when there is nothing to discuss about a topic. LJS9502_basic
But what if no one responds to them? Not that I would know what it feels like.... >.>
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#25 videogamer456
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No, they have to drink the water down there.
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#26 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Blogs are wonderful ways to express yourself.....especially when there is nothing to discuss about a topic. zakkro
But what if no one responds to them? Not that I would know what it feels like.... >.>

Is there really a response for this topic? Post in blogs of others....they will post in yours.
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#27 nickmag
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The only reason I'd want a christian mum is to do stuff like that
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#28 ACESandElGHTS
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[QUOTE="GameFreak315"]I'm Catholic, and I found that hilarious.  I think God has a sense of humor about little brothers.  :)Nerfing
Roman Catholic?

Uh, no, the other kind... ummm Deisel Catholic.  Well, I guess there's Byzantine Catholics, but they would also just call themselves Catholic.  I think it's funny whenever someone needs clarification.  Like I have this bizarre connection to the Romans or whatever.

You don't need to call me Roman Catholic.  You can simply call me your Overlord.

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#29 rimnet00
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I dunno about you guys, but lying is kind of a big deal. Funny how its considered normal now adays.
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#30 Vax45
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Let he who has not lied throw the first stone.
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#31 LJS9502_basic
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I dunno about you guys, but lying is kind of a big deal. Funny how its considered normal now adays.rimnet00
I find it's best to never trust a liar......
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#32 Def_Jef88
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[QUOTE="rimnet00"]I dunno about you guys, but lying is kind of a big deal. Funny how its considered normal now adays.LJS9502_basic
I find it's best to never trust a liar......

ORLY?
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#33 Vax45
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="rimnet00"]I dunno about you guys, but lying is kind of a big deal. Funny how its considered normal now adays.Def_Jef88
I find it's best to never trust a liar......

ORLY?

YARLY
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#34 rimnet00
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[QUOTE="rimnet00"]I dunno about you guys, but lying is kind of a big deal. Funny how its considered normal now adays.LJS9502_basic
I find it's best to never trust a liar......

Word
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#35 GD-1369211121
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ah another christian bashing thread i see:(
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#36 nsj0806
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I wouldn't mind spending eternity in Mexico PierSkillz
you wouldnt have to you could just make a run for the border
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#37 Scn64
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[QUOTE="soroush7"]Oh noes! HE LIED. This is Madness!@!!Def_Jef88
THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

Liars spend eternity in Sparta?
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#38 nsj0806
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i dont see why that made her mad it was just a joke i found it kind of funny
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[QUOTE="rimnet00"]I dunno about you guys, but lying is kind of a big deal. Funny how its considered normal now adays.LJS9502_basic
I find it's best to never trust a liar......

And that's why you really shouldn't trust anyone. Cynical, but most people you meet are lying about something.
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#40 zakkro
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ah another christian bashing thread i see:(GD-1369211121
Nope, it's a Christian Mother bashing thread, completely different.
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#41 nsj0806
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[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="soroush7"]Oh noes! HE LIED. This is Madness!@!!Scn64
THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

Liars spend eternity in Sparta?

no

idiots spend an eternity in mexico

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#42 Scn64
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[QUOTE="Scn64"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="soroush7"]Oh noes! HE LIED. This is Madness!@!!nsj0806
THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

Liars spend eternity in Sparta?

no idiots spend an eternity in mexico

Where do liars spend eternity?
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#43 Vax45
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[QUOTE="nsj0806"]i dont see why that made her mad it was just a joke i found it kind of funny

From the way the TC told it, the mother was trying to teach the brother a lesson and they weren't taking her seriously. If someone did that to me I'd whip their asses.
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#44 Def_Jef88
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[QUOTE="nsj0806"][QUOTE="Scn64"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="soroush7"]Oh noes! HE LIED. This is Madness!@!!Scn64
THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

Liars spend eternity in Sparta?

no idiots spend an eternity in mexico

Where do liars spend eternity?

germany?  :?
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[QUOTE="Scn64"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="soroush7"]Oh noes! HE LIED. This is Madness!@!!nsj0806

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

Liars spend eternity in Sparta?

no

idiots spend an eternity in mexico

What's wrong with mexico Man?!
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#46 damann22
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man that is funny, I wish i had a really conserative mom so I can mess with her too.  but my mom is catholic and liberal
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#47 Ineedtofindyou
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I'm Catholic, and I found that hilarious.  I think God has a sense of humor about little brothers.  :)GameFreak315

God indeed does have a sense of humor.  Jesus' first miracle was turning wtare to wine at a party, of all places. ;)

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#48 Ineedtofindyou
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[QUOTE="nsj0806"][QUOTE="Scn64"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="soroush7"]Oh noes! HE LIED. This is Madness!@!!Scn64
THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

Liars spend eternity in Sparta?

no idiots spend an eternity in mexico

Where do liars spend eternity?

The lake of fire, which isn't Mexico. ;)

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#49 twodollars
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I'm a Christian too, I just don't understand why she's so uptight about it. Most Christians that I know aren't that uptight- but they also understand when joking about it is enough. I'm just been angry with my mom, and it sort of boiled over today. My brother does need to get whipped though. He's lies and costantly is pushing everyones buttons. But he can be pretty cool too, so...
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#50 Silchas
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:lol: making christians (or any kind of religious people) mad is so easy, yet so funny :D