I need advice, about the opposite sex!

My neighbour's window is adjacent to mine. It is so close it is practically contiguous. The neighbour I speak of, is a particularly attractive young female. She often changes in front of her window exposing her ventral sexual organs to me. This behaviour is odd to me, as I am sure she is aware of my starring presence. Is she trying to attract my attention so that I may share a courtship with her? Or am I exaggerating reality into fantasy?

Well, I hope you chaps can help me out.

My neighbour's window is adjacent to mine. It is so close it is practically contiguous. The neighbour I speak of, is a particularly attractive young female. She often changes in front of her window exposing her ventral sexual organs to me. This behaviour is odd to me, as I am sure she is aware of my starring presence. Is she trying to attract my attention so that I may share a courtship with her? Or am I exaggerating reality into fantasy?

Well, I hope you chaps can help me out.

gomer69

I'am sure she is completley unaware that you are WATCHING HER CHANGE.

and if she knew you were WATCHING HER CHANGE, i'am sure she would be horrorfied, and may well even phone the police.

because you are WATCHING HER CHANGE.

sorry, but you kinda sound like a pervert to me.

Only she can tell you whats on her mind.

[QUOTE="gomer69"]

My neighbour's window is adjacent to mine. It is so close it is practically contiguous. The neighbour I speak of, is a particularly attractive young female. She often changes in front of her window exposing her ventral sexual organs to me. This behaviour is odd to me, as I am sure she is aware of my starring presence. Is she trying to attract my attention so that I may share a courtship with her? Or am I exaggerating reality into fantasy?

Well, I hope you chaps can help me out.

Joshywaa

I'am sure she is completley unaware that you are WATCHING HER CHANGE.

and if she knew you were WATCHING HER CHANGE, i'am sure she would be horrorfied, and may well even phone the police.

because you are WATCHING HER CHANGE.

sorry, but you kinda sound like a pervert to me.

My neighbour's window is adjacent to mine. It is so close it is practically contiguous. The neighbour I speak of, is a particularly attractive young female. She often changes in front of her window exposing her ventral sexual organs to me. This behaviour is odd to me, as I am sure she is aware of my starring presence. Is she trying to attract my attention so that I may share a courtship with her? Or am I exaggerating reality into fantasy?

Well, I hope you chaps can help me out.

gomer69

Advice: Don't get caught?

[QUOTE="gomer69"]

My neighbour's window is adjacent to mine. It is so close it is practically contiguous. The neighbour I speak of, is a particularly attractive young female. She often changes in front of her window exposing her ventral sexual organs to me. This behaviour is odd to me, as I am sure she is aware of my starring presence. Is she trying to attract my attention so that I may share a courtship with her? Or am I exaggerating reality into fantasy?

Well, I hope you chaps can help me out.

bellsmye1

I'm so glad I don't live adjacent to you.southy787

I'm so glad I don't live adjacent to you.southy787

lol, he would see that hat going by the window all the time. ;)

[QUOTE="southy787"]I'm so glad I don't live adjacent to you.quadraleap

lol, he would see that hat going by the window all the time. ;)

Video cam + popcorn = a great party later.

Flash your junk... Great advice! LMAO!

Put on some marvin Gaye (Sexual Healing) whilst she is undressing.... Always does it for the guy that I live next to....

You....watch your neighbour change :|

You need more help than what you can get here.....

My neighbour's window is adjacent to mine. It is so close it is practically contiguous. The neighbour I speak of, is a particularly attractive young female. She often changes in front of her window exposing her ventral sexual organs to me. This behaviour is odd to me, as I am sure she is aware of my starring presence. Is she trying to attract my attention so that I may share a courtship with her? Or am I exaggerating reality into fantasy?

Well, I hope you chaps can help me out.

gomer69

Where are you from? The middle ages?

next time she's changing throw a pebble at the window, and see how she reacts (ohh and tape it to show here on GS that way we can judge her reaction).

Now that I think about it, my house is setup the same way, and I change infront of the window w/out even thinking about it. Does this mean my 80 year old neighbor thinks I have a crush on her????

While she's changing, pelvic thrust in front of the window naked, while moaning like a wildebeest. ;)tomxizor

^

That made me laugh out loud :lol:

This thread brings the lulz! :lol:

[QUOTE="gomer69"]

My neighbour's window is adjacent to mine. It is so close it is practically contiguous. The neighbour I speak of, is a particularly attractive young female. She often changes in front of her window exposing her ventral sexual organs to me. This behaviour is odd to me, as I am sure she is aware of my starring presence. Is she trying to attract my attention so that I may share a courtship with her? Or am I exaggerating reality into fantasy?

Well, I hope you chaps can help me out.

Joshywaa

I'am sure she is completley unaware that you are WATCHING HER CHANGE.

and if she knew you were WATCHING HER CHANGE, i'am sure she would be horrorfied, and may well even phone the police.

because you are WATCHING HER CHANGE.

sorry, but you kinda sound like a pervert to me.

You....watch your neighbour change :|

You need more help than what you can get here.....

steppinrazor88

sihpapp

My neighbour's window is adjacent to mine. It is so close it is practically contiguous. The neighbour I speak of, is a particularly attractive young female. She often changes in front of her window exposing her ventral sexual organs to me. This behaviour is odd to me, as I am sure she is aware of my starring presence. Is she trying to attract my attention so that I may share a courtship with her? Or am I exaggerating reality into fantasy?

Well, I hope you chaps can help me out.

gomer69

why does this seem like a thread to gain attention?

This thread brings the lulz! :lol:

Bill900

no, it brings the epic lulz.

My neighbour's window is adjacent to mine. It is so close it is practically contiguous. The neighbour I speak of, is a particularly attractive young female. She often changes in front of her window exposing her ventral sexual organs to me. This behaviour is odd to me, as I am sure she is aware of my starring presence. Is she trying to attract my attention so that I may share a courtship with her? Or am I exaggerating reality into fantasy?

Well, I hope you chaps can help me out.

gomer69

^ He always knows what to do^

[QUOTE="bellsmye1"][QUOTE="gomer69"]

My neighbour's window is adjacent to mine. It is so close it is practically contiguous. The neighbour I speak of, is a particularly attractive young female. She often changes in front of her window exposing her ventral sexual organs to me. This behaviour is odd to me, as I am sure she is aware of my starring presence. Is she trying to attract my attention so that I may share a courtship with her? Or am I exaggerating reality into fantasy?

Well, I hope you chaps can help me out.

xtn702