I need help OT. There are stangers in my house

My moms long lost friend showed up with her kids that ive never seen, then she leaves with said friend for a car ride and im at home alone with people I dont know. There outside now and before it sounded like they were doing the dishes. what should I do

Well, it kinda depends on the strangers. Are you a shy person?

Leave a trail of candy outside. Perhaps they will follow it.

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help them with the dishes?

My moms long lost friend showed up with her kids that ive never seen, then she leaves with said friend for a car ride and im at home alone with people I dont know. There outside now and before it sounded like they were doing the dishes. what should I do

kurtoronie

Leave a trail of candy outside. Perhaps they will follow it.

ImaPirate0202

Call your mom.

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Leave a trail of candy outside. Perhaps they will follow it.

kurtoronie

What kind of host stands by while guests do the dishes?

Be kind and make them feel welcome. Unless they are doing things they shouldn't do, that's a different story.

[QUOTE="ImaPirate0202"]

Leave a trail of candy outside. Perhaps they will follow it.

kurtoronie

Call your mom.

-_Rain_-

[QUOTE="-_Rain_-"]

Call your mom.

kurtoronie

Then converse. Or maybe do your own damn dishes.

First you want to alert them to your presense. That way you a forcing them to break the ice... What you should do is flush the toilet and that might make it easier. That is assuming they don't already know you are there.

Maybe you should just sit in the living room and pretend you didn't know they were still there.

stop freaking out!!!! Go downstairs and talk to them. I'm sure they are swell people or else your mom wouldn't leave you with them.

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hedden93

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hedden93

[QUOTE="kurtoronie"][QUOTE="-_Rain_-"]

Call your mom.

-_Rain_-

Then converse. Or maybe do your own damn dishes.

[QUOTE="hedden93"]

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cyberdarkkid

[QUOTE="-_Rain_-"]

Call your mom.

kurtoronie

[QUOTE="-_Rain_-"]

[QUOTE="kurtoronie"] ...she knows. She must do this on purpose, she knows im not the most outgoing type of personkurtoronie

Then converse. Or maybe do your own damn dishes.

[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"][QUOTE="hedden93"]

Get the Bat!

BumFluff122

[QUOTE="kurtoronie"][QUOTE="ImaPirate0202"]

Leave a trail of candy outside. Perhaps they will follow it.

smokingsbad

Call 911 :lol:

Take out the biggest person, then you'll become their leader -You

And I need to make it clear that I didn't tell, or encourage the dish washing, they just did it.kurtoronie

That doesn't excuse you from committing a MAJOR infraction of host etiquette.

[QUOTE="-You"]Take out the biggest person, then you'll become their leader kurtoronie

[QUOTE="kurtoronie"][QUOTE="-You"]Take out the biggest person, then you'll become their leader cyberdarkkid

[QUOTE="-_Rain_-"]

[QUOTE="kurtoronie"] ...she knows. She must do this on purpose, she knows im not the most outgoing type of personkurtoronie

Then converse. Or maybe do your own damn dishes.

Maybe... Just a hunch mind; maybe you should put clothes on. Then initiate phase one of the ice breaker: Sit on your arse in the living room until forced eye contact. Phase 2: "Hi".

Sounds awkward I know, I am similar in those situations but people will think you are a weirdo if you purposefully avoid them for no reason.

[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"][QUOTE="kurtoronie"] Both of equal sizeBumFluff122

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[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"] Make them destroy each other by instigating a fight.cyberdarkkid

stop freaking out!!!! Go downstairs and talk to them. I'm sure they are swell people or else your mom wouldn't leave you with them.

BumFluff122

My moms long lost friend showed up with her kids that ive never seen, then she leaves with said friend for a car ride and im at home alone with people I dont know. There outside now and before it sounded like they were doing the dishes. what should I do

kurtoronie

Tell them where the fridge and bathroom are, then barricade in your room and play video games.

[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"][QUOTE="BumFluff122"]Good idea. Hand a piece of steak from your bedroom window out on the lawn between them and when they both go after it they will rip eachother to shreds for it. Awesome idea.

BumFluff122

Just go downstairs and break the ice. I find the best way to do this is to walk into the room completely nekkid because, I mean, it's your house isn't it? Why shouldn't you feel comfortable? After a couple minutes, if they haven't left, then just sit down and talk to them a little. They might be really cool people.

Where are they now? Triangulate their sound then carefully walk behind one and consume him. They simply chop the other one in half....sorry Ive been playing to much [PROTOTYPE] lol

How about introducing yourself?

Getting to know the kids?

If it turns out the are like Mccaulley Culkin in the Good Son, then come back and we will tell you what you should do then.

[QUOTE="hedden93"]

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CRS98

haha, show them this Thread. That will offend them and they will leave for sure :P

Seduce them.

And then let them try out your world famous collection of chloroform.

One of them mentioned they played tennis. Naturally, I challenged them to a ping pong match. It went well, but most of the advice given so far is still valid as they are distracted with pie. I really feel like im getting too old to entertain yonger kids, and being forced to do so -- as possible soon as im leaving this communist house.