I need help with love.

So me and this hot chick were going out right? Everything was going okay, she even helped me shave my stache since she had so much practice already. So anyways we were eating popcorn in the theatre, Hoodwinked, and I peed myself, I told her it was just hot butter that must have leaked through the popcorn bucket, so she started trying to get it off with napkins, that didn't work so she used the popcorn then she tried some and said it tasted good. She was a pee pee drinker! I slapped her across the face and said she was the most disgusting person ever for liking pee. I got up and left. Now I am slightly arroused by the happenings of that event and I want to get her back, but there is a restraining order against me now. Please help me. I am horny as heck.

Ask Jesus:)Lightening411

Ask Jesus:)Lightening411

Ask yourself...What would jesus do?kick_ur_nuts

How does she know how to shave a mustache?rascoqaz

Definitely made up. rootcactus

[QUOTE="rootcactus"]Definitely made up. farsideofbryan

ya rlly

[QUOTE="farsideofbryan"][QUOTE="rootcactus"]Definitely made up. nazaric

ya rlly

thank you for making me slitley amused... :)stebun

 Didn't you get banned a month or two ago? I could've sworn there was a thread about it...

thank you for making me slitley amused... :)stebun

WTF?!

I'll take you back :oops: I am a beautiful-drinking-pee-woman after all :oops: illpiercedninio

...eww?

[QUOTE="nazaric"]

[QUOTE="farsideofbryan"][QUOTE="rootcactus"]Definitely made up. dragonlife29

ya rlly

Ya wai!

[QUOTE="dragonlife29"][QUOTE="nazaric"]

[QUOTE="farsideofbryan"][QUOTE="rootcactus"]Definitely made up. sinizegreywing

ya rlly

Ya wai!

R U SHUR? 

[QUOTE="sinizegreywing"][QUOTE="dragonlife29"][QUOTE="nazaric"]

[QUOTE="farsideofbryan"][QUOTE="rootcactus"]Definitely made up. mmogoon

ya rlly

Ya wai!

R U SHUR? 

SHUR IM SHUR!

So me and this hot chick were going out right? Everything was going okay, she even helped me shave my stache since she had so much practice already. So anyways we were eating popcorn in the theatre, Hoodwinked, and I peed myself, I told her it was just hot butter that must have leaked through the popcorn bucket, so she started trying to get it off with napkins, that didn't work so she used the popcorn then she tried some and said it tasted good. She was a pee pee drinker! I slapped her across the face and said she was the most disgusting person ever for liking pee. I got up and left. Now I am slightly arroused by the happenings of that event and I want to get her back, but there is a restraining order against me now. Please help me. I am horny as heck.

farsideofbryan

This can't be real, this is quite possibly the one of the most disturbing things I've read, I don't know why, but it is just...strange. 

So me and this hot chick were going out right? Everything was going okay, she even helped me shave my stache since she had so much practice already. So anyways we were eating popcorn in the theatre, Hoodwinked, and I peed myself, I told her it was just hot butter that must have leaked through the popcorn bucket, so she started trying to get it off with napkins, that didn't work so she used the popcorn then she tried some and said it tasted good. She was a pee pee drinker! I slapped her across the face and said she was the most disgusting person ever for liking pee. I got up and left. Now I am slightly arroused by the happenings of that event and I want to get her back, but there is a restraining order against me now. Please help me. I am horny as heck.

farsideofbryan

So me and this hot chick were going out right? Everything was going okay, she even helped me shave my stache since she had so much practice already. So anyways we were eating popcorn in the theatre, Hoodwinked, and I peed myself, I told her it was just hot butter that must have leaked through the popcorn bucket, so she started trying to get it off with napkins, that didn't work so she used the popcorn then she tried some and said it tasted good. She was a pee pee drinker! I slapped her across the face and said she was the most disgusting person ever for liking pee. I got up and left. Now I am slightly arroused by the happenings of that event and I want to get her back, but there is a restraining order against me now. Please help me. I am horny as heck.

farsideofbryan