I need to learn street talk, help please!

Self explanatory, due to reasons that i dont really want to explain, ive been forced to learn how to street talk, things like:

Hello - Yo wuts craking dawg

Bye - Keep it real yo

Shes hot - DAAAWYUUUUM MAAAN

I would very much appreciate some other examples.

Sup Broski? L2speakstreet, brah.

"Hey dawg I got me a coupla fine hunnies and I'm in need of a brotha to share'em with, 'ya dig?"

"Wicky-wack-paddy-smack-word."

"Smell 'ya lata!"

"That's STOWPID!"

"Bwai, I'll smack dat az."

Oh yeah. I know, I'm a gangster.

"Hey dawg I got me a coupla fine hunnies and I'm in need of a brotha to share'em with, 'ya dig?"

"Wicky-wack-paddy-smack-word."

"Smell 'ya lata!"

"That's STOWPID!"

"Bwai, I'll smack dat az."

Oh yeah. I know, I'm a gangster.

UGAfootballfan

Do i have to express any body language with those?

Like a hail hitler or devil horns?

"Salutations, gentlemen. How are you on this fine, fine evening. Would you care to take a stroll with me to the nearest haberdashery?"

U got any good slaps?

Slaps = Songs.

Also remember to say "naw wut im sayin" every sentence.

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

"Hey dawg I got me a coupla fine hunnies and I'm in need of a brotha to share'em with, 'ya dig?"

"Wicky-wack-paddy-smack-word."

"Smell 'ya lata!"

"That's STOWPID!"

"Bwai, I'll smack dat az."

Oh yeah. I know, I'm a gangster.

CosmicZombie

Do i have to express any body language with those?

Like a hail hitler or devil horns?

Yeah, of course. Just throw up lots of random signs. Peace signs, the finger, it's all fair game.

Try to avoid making a "C" or spelling out the world "Blood" with your fingers, though. Those are no-no's.

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

"Hey dawg I got me a coupla fine hunnies and I'm in need of a brotha to share'em with, 'ya dig?"

"Wicky-wack-paddy-smack-word."

"Smell 'ya lata!"

"That's STOWPID!"

"Bwai, I'll smack dat az."

Oh yeah. I know, I'm a gangster.

UGAfootballfan

Do i have to express any body language with those?

Like a hail hitler or devil horns?

Yeah, of course. Just throw up lots of random signs. Peace signs, the finger, it's all fair game.

Try to avoid making a "C" or spelling out the world "Blood" with your fingers, though. Those are no-no's.

U got any good slaps?

Slaps = Songs.

Also remember to say "naw wut im sayin" every sentence.

Gaming-Planet

You mean like a pimp?

[QUOTE="Gaming-Planet"]

U got any good slaps?

Slaps = Songs.

Also remember to say "naw wut im sayin" every sentence.

CosmicZombie

You mean like a pimp?

This is harder than chinese

Da **** yo tryin say? I meant to saywhy would you want to speak like this?

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

Do i have to express any body language with those?

Like a hail hitler or devil horns?

Gaming-Planet

Yeah, of course. Just throw up lots of random signs. Peace signs, the finger, it's all fair game.

Try to avoid making a "C" or spelling out the world "Blood" with your fingers, though. Those are no-no's.

Note to TC: This is not recommended.

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

"Hey dawg I got me a coupla fine hunnies and I'm in need of a brotha to share'em with, 'ya dig?"

"Wicky-wack-paddy-smack-word."

"Smell 'ya lata!"

"That's STOWPID!"

"Bwai, I'll smack dat az."

Oh yeah. I know, I'm a gangster.

UGAfootballfan

Do i have to express any body language with those?

Like a hail hitler or devil horns?

Yeah, of course. Just throw up lots of random signs. Peace signs, the finger, it's all fair game.

Try to avoid making a "C" or spelling out the world "Blood" with your fingers, though. Those are no-no's.

How is that even possible?

i mean

Da **** yo sayin man

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

Do i have to express any body language with those?

Like a hail hitler or devil horns?

CosmicZombie

Yeah, of course. Just throw up lots of random signs. Peace signs, the finger, it's all fair game.

Try to avoid making a "C" or spelling out the world "Blood" with your fingers, though. Those are no-no's.

How is that even possible?

i mean

Da **** yo sayin man

He means this

It spells out blood. It means you are a true blood brother. I do it to all my friends and gain mega REP+ Points.

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

Do i have to express any body language with those?

Like a hail hitler or devil horns?

CosmicZombie

Yeah, of course. Just throw up lots of random signs. Peace signs, the finger, it's all fair game.

Try to avoid making a "C" or spelling out the world "Blood" with your fingers, though. Those are no-no's.

How is that even possible?

i mean

Da **** yo sayin man

It's very, very possible and not difficult at all.

Just google "Gang signs bloods"

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

Yeah, of course. Just throw up lots of random signs. Peace signs, the finger, it's all fair game.

Try to avoid making a "C" or spelling out the world "Blood" with your fingers, though. Those are no-no's.

Gaming-Planet

How is that even possible?

i mean

Da **** yo sayin man

He means this

It spells out blood. It means you are a true blood brother. I do it to all my friends and gain mega REP+ Points.

Darn you...

lol why do you need to learn?

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

Yeah, of course. Just throw up lots of random signs. Peace signs, the finger, it's all fair game.

Try to avoid making a "C" or spelling out the world "Blood" with your fingers, though. Those are no-no's.

Gaming-Planet

How is that even possible?

i mean

Da **** yo sayin man

He means this

It spells out blood. It means you are a true blood brother. I do it to all my friends and gain mega REP+ Points.

I thought it spelled 'boob'

"Salutations, gentlemen. How are you on this fine, fine evening. Would you care to take a stroll with me to the nearest haberdashery?"

Lab392

Yes, and always remember to walk proudly, curtsy to passers-by and offer observations about the weather and how fine the day is.

lol why do you need to learn?

sergemyster8

I want to impress this girl i know, im coming to her house dressed al gangsta and impress her with my mad street skills.

[QUOTE="Lab392"]

"Salutations, gentlemen. How are you on this fine, fine evening. Would you care to take a stroll with me to the nearest haberdashery?"

poptart

Yes, and always remember to walk proudly, curtsy to passers-by and offer observations about the weather and how fine the day is.

Why, what a true gen--err, ghetto gangster! Yes, follow these rules.

This is why slang is an important part of the hood, because random people can't just assimilate into the hood. You have to be up to date with the words, In the streets if you don't use certain words when you speak you won't get access to certain mobile buisness

[QUOTE="sergemyster8"]

lol why do you need to learn?

CosmicZombie

I want to impress this girl i know, im coming to her house dressed al gangsta and impress her with my mad street skills.

[QUOTE="Lab392"]

"Salutations, gentlemen. How are you on this fine, fine evening. Would you care to take a stroll with me to the nearest haberdashery?"

poptart

Yes, and always remember to walk proudly, curtsy to passers-by and offer observations about the weather and how fine the day is.

Best comments in the thread. :lol:

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="sergemyster8"]

lol why do you need to learn?

Gaming-Planet

I want to impress this girl i know, im coming to her house dressed al gangsta and impress her with my mad street skills.

Yes, that Twain fellow has quite the knack for situations such as these.

Just need some fake teeth and dreadlocks

Just need some fake teeth and dreadlocks

CosmicZombie

The dreads are a good idea, but grills will do for the teeth. Rent a low-rider car with hydraulics and put some fake golden rims on it. Roll your windows down and crank the volume up to eleven on any rap station you prefer.

Why learn street slang when a bullet means the same in every language.

Just need some fake teeth and dreadlocks

CosmicZombie

this might help you.

Greet- My dog what's up!

Bye- May the road be tranquil my brother. or Catch ya later.

"Salutations, gentlemen. How are you on this fine, fine evening. Would you care to take a stroll with me to the nearest haberdashery?"

Lab392

"Hey dawg I got me a coupla fine hunnies and I'm in need of a brotha to share'em with, 'ya dig?"

"Wicky-wack-paddy-smack-word."

"Smell 'ya lata!"

"That's STOWPID!"

"Bwai, I'll smack dat az."

Oh yeah. I know, I'm a gangster.

UGAfootballfan

this might help you.

themagicbum9720

LOL at this entire thread, especially this:

"Salutations, gentlemen. How are you on this fine, fine evening. Would you care to take a stroll with me to the nearest haberdashery?"

Lab392

:lol:

This thread is mildly offensive...clayron

How so?