I need treatment for anal fissure.

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#1 Ilived
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What medication would a doctor give?
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#2 bojingles4393
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pics?
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#3 Brmarlin
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In before solidruss says go to the doctor and not OT....
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#4 Ilived
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pics?bojingles4393

Well...if you insist. Brb.

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#5 Rattlesnake_8
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Go see a doctor.. your best bet is to go to yahoo and do a search.. you can read up about it.. but you should go see your doctor too.
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#6 Ilived
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Go see a doctor.. your best bet is to go to yahoo and do a search.. you can read up about it.. but you should go see your doctor too.Rattlesnake_8

Yeah I am. Too bad she is not up this hour. A hot doctor + anal checkup = good times.

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#7 Hate_Squad
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seriproct neo-ointment,it's an ointment for various anal situations:P
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#8 OfficialBed
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[QUOTE="Rattlesnake_8"]Go see a doctor.. your best bet is to go to yahoo and do a search.. you can read up about it.. but you should go see your doctor too.Ilived

Yeah I am. Too bad she is not up this hour. A hot doctor + anal checkup = good times.

haha :P

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#9 club-sandwich
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...how did that happened? D: :O
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#10 domatron23
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I'm pretty sure an anal fissure rquires stitches. Go to your doctor immediately.
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#11 Ilived
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...how did that happened? D: :Oclub-sandwich

I'm nuts. You know sunflower seeds? Well I actually chew it up with my teeth and swallow the whole thing. I did this sometimes but too many times apparently.

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#12 Whicker89
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whats anal fissure?
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#13 Brmarlin
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whats anal fissure?Whicker89

The worst Pokemon attack ever.

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#14 lil_buddy7
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[QUOTE="Whicker89"]whats anal fissure?Brmarlin

The worst Pokemon attack ever.

LOL that made me laugh

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#15 club-sandwich
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[QUOTE="Whicker89"]whats anal fissure?Brmarlin

The worst Pokemon attack ever.

got a new sig. :lol:
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#16 Sushimaster
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pics?bojingles4393
LMAO!!!!

LOL!!! ANyway, you'll probably get a spiffy enema.

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#17 Bill900
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[QUOTE="Whicker89"]whats anal fissure?Brmarlin

The worst Pokemon attack ever.

*teaches it to charizard*

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#18 Ilived
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Oh sure, joke around as I take another crap and have the worst time of my life.
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#19 Wetall_basic
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Oh sure, joke around as I take another crap and have the worst time of my life.Ilived


Sure,it sucks. But sense it's not happening to us it's funny. Still,look around online,like others sugested? WebMD?
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#20 Ilived
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Looked in WebMD already. Just gonna let the sexy doctor do her thing with me tomorrow. I seriously hope it's one of those sexy checkups.
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#21 Wetall_basic
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Looked in WebMD already. Just gonna let the sexy doctor do her thing with me tomorrow. I seriously hope it's one of those sexy checkups.Ilived


I'm not sure what you want her to do with your a$$,but if hurts as much as you say,than I wouldn't be looking forward to it. :P
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#22 Sushimaster
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if you can get over the whole anal invasion, im sure you'll be fine. I highly doubt it will be "sexy" but your butt will get butter... um, better.
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#23 Putzwapputzen
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idk wut that even means,, but then again i really dont want to know. if you have a problem about ur body go get a physical, they will prescribe the medicine or treatment you will need, you dont need to ask GS.
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#25 TreyoftheDead
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Kevin Smith actually talked about this happening to him at one of his infamous Q&A's that I attended. Apparently, the doctor just told him to wait it out. Coincidentally his was poop related too. :?
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#26 DJ-Lafleur
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Looked in WebMD already. Just gonna let the sexy doctor do her thing with me tomorrow. I seriously hope it's one of those sexy checkups.Ilived

.......hmmm, do you really have an anal fissure? :|

you seem a bit too excited to see this doctor...:|

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#27 Hello_Skitty
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[QUOTE="Brmarlin"]

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]whats anal fissure?Bill900

The worst Pokemon attack ever.

*teaches it to charizard*

My Ninetails knows Vaginal Split. Wanna battle?

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#28 Ilived
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[QUOTE="Ilived"]Looked in WebMD already. Just gonna let the sexy doctor do her thing with me tomorrow. I seriously hope it's one of those sexy checkups.DJ-Lafleur

.......hmmm, do you really have an anal fissure? :|

I know I do. It's the exact symptoms I read in WebMD.

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#29 Ravirr
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[QUOTE="club-sandwich"]...how did that happened? D: :OIlived

I'm nuts. You know sunflower seeds? Well I actually chew it up with my teeth and swallow the whole thing. I did this sometimes but too many times apparently.

I do the same, but i will never eat those things again now..

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#30 Rattlesnake_8
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="Ilived"]Looked in WebMD already. Just gonna let the sexy doctor do her thing with me tomorrow. I seriously hope it's one of those sexy checkups.Ilived

.......hmmm, do you really have an anal fissure? :|

I know I do. It's the exact symptoms I read in WebMD.

While you are probably right, its important to see a doctor to confirm it.. self diagnosis can be dangerous.. a lot of things have similar symptons as other things so its easy to diagnose yourself with something you dont have.. not saying your wrong, cause your probably right.. but just get yourself checked out.

Best of luck, you'll be fine in no time. *crosses fingers*

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#31 C_BozkurT_C
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lmao, the TC must have been raped in the bootae...hence the tear aka anal fissure..hahahahaha
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#32 Rattlesnake_8
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lmao, the TC must have been raped in the bootae...hence the tear aka anal fissure..hahahahahaC_BozkurT_C

Maybe you should go learn what an anal fissure is before you comment, you just make yourself look like a fool.

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#33 Bourbons3
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[QUOTE="Whicker89"]whats anal fissure?Brmarlin

The worst Pokemon attack ever.

I lol'd :lol:
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#34 Quadrifoglio
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[QUOTE="Bill900"][QUOTE="Brmarlin"]

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]whats anal fissure?Hello_Skitty

The worst Pokemon attack ever.

*teaches it to charizard*

My Ninetails knows Vaginal Split. Wanna battle?

:lol:

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#35 Dracargen
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[QUOTE="club-sandwich"]...how did that happened? D: :OIlived

I'm nuts. You know sunflower seeds? Well I actually chew it up with my teeth and swallow the whole thing. I did this sometimes but too many times apparently.

Oh ****. I do that too.