Alright guys, I'm gonna post some images and I want YOU to come up with some witty/funny captions to go with them. Understand? Yes? Good.
There's six images which aren't very funny. Now you make 'em funny! Hopefuly this will work.
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Alright guys, I'm gonna post some images and I want YOU to come up with some witty/funny captions to go with them. Understand? Yes? Good.
There's six images which aren't very funny. Now you make 'em funny! Hopefuly this will work.
Alright guys, I'm gonna post some images and I want YOU to come up with some witty/funny captions to go with them. Understand? Yes? Good.
Hey Dave. Big chair.
I am going to kill your family pigeon man.
Who knew he U.S army budget cuts would get this bad?
Ah yes, I say. Cracking knorks right there.
If you pour water on me once more boy, I'm going to punch you square in the jaw.
There's five images which aren't very funny. Now you make 'em funny! Hopefuly this will work.
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"My Wife's Ass might be able to fit in this model"
"Fine, but tonight I'm on top!"
"A bogey has a beat on me, Can't Shake him! Goose Gooooooooose!"
"What was that question again? Sorry I was thinking about your rack, I mean Iraq!"
"I only had one beer honest. Outta my way Pig or I'm gonna **** you up."
Think we can fit this through the door? (A cookie to whoever knows which game character says this :P )
I envy your coat, will you let me borrow it? Please?
Tangos, 12 o'clock! Hit 'em with the good stuff chief!
My eyes didn't look there, I swear!
Whatcha doin' son? Is that a concealed knife in that garden utensil?
Nooooooooooooooooo! Not the kittens!
"Yep, that's made out of real babies tears"
"I can snap your neck...in 3 places."
"Are you sure we can pick up chicks with these?"
"If you play with matches again, I will literally come to your house at night and cut you"
"Ahh! Too much saggage!"
Honey, I shrunk our dinner guests but praise Allah no-one is hurt!
Disney's latest CGI rendition of Romeo and Juliet didn't do as well at the box office as they'd hoped.
Further budget cuts under the new coalition government take a drastic turn.
"My eyes are up here. Try to control yourself, young lady."
*insert humorousarson-related joke here*
SPOILER ALERT: In M. Night. Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, Aang is actually a middle aged Chinese business man having a nervous breakdown. And Appa is his dad. And they were dead the whole time. In the year 1685. Which was really 2003.
Alright, this is the last time I'll ever let you pick the furniture
Piegons are friends, not foods...
"Let me introdue you to our civilian squads here..."
"I think the size of my gut matches up very well with your, eh,intellect, miss reporter"
"Let me put it this way: No, you ain't gonna get any dates with that"
Alright guys, I'm gonna post some images and I want YOU to come up with some witty/funny captions to go with them. Understand? Yes? Good.
its too small. my son needs a bigger couch.
Monkey: I love you!
Bird: WTF!?!?!
Fly.... FLY FOR MOTHA LAND!!!!!
So what do you think of the CNN and youtube sign behind us?
boobs...
what?!?!
uhhh very nice!
hey little guy whats ur name
MOOOM hes touching me!
EEW GIRLS!!!!!
i know im not that funny
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*pictures and captions etc etc*
i know im not that funny
T_REX305
LIES. I'm dying with laughter here :lol:
The interview one:
Chick: So sir what can you say to the critics of your latest project?
Old Guy: *looks at boobs* *speechless*
Chick: Uhh sir? I'm asking...
Old Guy: *looks at ID* *pushes her boobs*
Chick: *shocked* Why'd you do that you stupid fu--
Old Guy: The ID says, "PRESS"
The furniture one:
Guy 1: This is like the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Guy 2: Excuse me mister? No offense but, my Johnson is bigger than that.
Guy 1: Seeing is believing right?
Guy 2: *shows johnson*
Guy 1: It's really, it's really big.
Guy 2: I told you so. And it's folded in half.
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