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Oleg_Huzwog

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#1 Oleg_Huzwog

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I had not one, but TWO fortunes tucked away inside a cookie I just ate. They read...

You will enjoy doing something different this weekend.
Your random act of kindness will spread quickly to others.

What does it mean? Is the cookie implying that I'm a jerk? That acting in a kind manner is different from my normal behavior?

16 years ago

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#2 deactivated-5e836a855beb2

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The cookie knows all. But at least even with your supposed inherent jerkiness you can still do nice things :) Edit: [spoiler] omg mean cookie [/spoiler]

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#3 dave123321

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Perhaps the random act of kindness is sparing the life of one of the people that you will murder. Assuming that you do not murder on a regular basis.

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AnObscureName

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#4 AnObscureName

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You should write an angry letter demanding that they send you a bag of cookies that all contain the message, "You are a kind person and we love you and respect you so much we are using this extra long piece of paper"

16 years ago

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#5 Nerd_Man

Member since 2007 • 13819 Posts

Sorry, you have no place to hide now, JERK.

16 years ago

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#6 Jonesy914

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Cookies are just bullies, don't listen to them. It's best just to stick with the good ol' muffins. :D

Side note: 10k post party coming up soon! :o

16 years ago

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#7 FragStains

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Cookies do not lie. Also: Cooking is easy, doing the dishes is the hard part. Take that for what it's worth.

16 years ago

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#8 BradHummr

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Ha ha! That's pretty amusing. :P Cookies usually know best, but if the cookie just met you I'd ignore it as it hasn't had time to see what you do. If you didn't eat the cookie maybe it was correct. Did you enjoy not eating it? Your random act of not eating it has given the cookie happiness. If you ate it, then I'd say ignore it.

16 years ago

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#9 RadBooley

Member since 2008 • 1237 Posts

Now, if you just ate the fortune too, there wouldn't be an issue.

(I'm still holding out for a "Bad luck and misfortune will plague your pathetic life for all eternity" fortune a la Rocko's Modern Life...)

16 years ago

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#10 mattykovax

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Sorry Oleg,but thats the way the cookie crumbles.

16 years ago

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#11 Luigiownz

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Eat it. That'll show whos boss.

16 years ago

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#12 k_smoove

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Well, cookies are nice, so if one thinks that you're a jerk, then you're a jerk. You might want to get started on fixing that, jerk. ;)

16 years ago

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#13 FragStains

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Eat it. That'll show whos boss.Luigiownz

You can eat a fortune cookie, but the fortune lives on. You haven't eaten it's soul.

16 years ago

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#14 metroidfood

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I think the cookie should get modded for flaming.

16 years ago

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#15 deactivated-5e836a855beb2

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Sorry Oleg,but thats the way the cookie crumbles.mattykovax

haha. nice one

16 years ago

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#16 freshgman

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you actually eat those:o

16 years ago

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#17 metroidfood

Member since 2007 • 11175 Posts

[QUOTE="Luigiownz"]Eat it. That'll show whos boss.FragStains

You can eat a fortune cookie, but the fortune lives on. You haven't eaten it's soul.

Unless you eat the fortune too!

16 years ago

dave123321

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#18 dave123321

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[QUOTE="Luigiownz"]Eat it. That'll show whos boss.FragStains

You can eat a fortune cookie, but the fortune lives on. You haven't eaten it's soul.

Can I get rid of it by letting a pig eat it , precede to kill the pig and feed the pig to other pigs and wear the pig's face as a mask?

16 years ago

Oleg_Huzwog

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#19 Oleg_Huzwog

Member since 2007 • 21885 Posts

Now that I think about it, I did very much enjoy ending the cookie's existence. The sensations from consuming it were most pleasant.

16 years ago

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#20 deactivated-5e836a855beb2

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Now that I think about it, I did very much enjoy ending the cookie's existence. The sensations from consuming it were most pleasant.Oleg_Huzwog

But see, that should actually have made the cookie happy, as that is its purpose. It is only if you didn't enjoy it that you would be doing a great wrong.

16 years ago

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#21 Video_Game_King

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Better fortune than mine:

"This is the last fortune you're getting. Lose some weight, fatass."

:cry:!!!

16 years ago

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#22 Jonesy914

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[QUOTE="FragStains"][QUOTE="Luigiownz"]Eat it. That'll show whos boss.dave123321

You can eat a fortune cookie, but the fortune lives on. You haven't eaten it's soul.

Can I get rid of it by letting a pig eat it , precede to kill the pig and feed the pig to other pigs and wear the pig's face as a mask?

I think that might be a bit too creepy, even crazy. :?

16 years ago

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#23 horgen Moderator

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I think it has to do with a post party coming up soon :P

16 years ago

Oleg_Huzwog

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#24 Oleg_Huzwog

Member since 2007 • 21885 Posts

you actually eat those:ofreshgman

What else would I do with it?

16 years ago

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#25 hoola

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You better heed the warnings it gave to you. Those cookies are pretty smart. I know because i got a fortune cookie that read "You can make a better fortune than this." It's true, and i did.

16 years ago

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#26 Jonesy914

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I think it has to do with a post party coming up soon :Phorgen123

Lies and slander! :o

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#27 -Makaveli-

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Well, I never did like you. At least, now, I know I'm not alone.

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#28 Oleg_Huzwog

Member since 2007 • 21885 Posts

A startling development in the cookie saga!

You should write an angry letterAnObscureName

Yesterday, I returned to the Teriyaki place and ordered some sweet and sour so I could get another fortune cookie. There was only one fortune inside this time:

You have a charming way with words. Write a letter this week.

AnObscureName AND a cookie both gave me the same advice. Coincidence?

16 years ago

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#29 mattykovax

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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

A startling development in the cookie saga!

You should write an angry letterAnObscureName

Yesterday, I returned to the Teriyaki place and ordered some sweet and sour so I could get another fortune cookie. There was only one fortune inside this time: