I think i found the key to not aging!

Alright this is going to be a stupid question but i think ******* off makes you age. The reason everyone becomes older is because they are ******* off a lot. I met this 19 year old kid who looks like a 15 year old and i asked him how you look so young and he told me he doesn't **** off. Now he might be joking about it but his face was serious. But when i think about it, he is right cause everyone ***** off, thats why people age. So if you don't wanna age, don't **** off, i don't know if this is true or not but i'll give it a try.

This reminds me of the skittles commerical! :o

really though you have the key, share it please :x

Not only is this thread inapropriate, it's completely and utterly false

I dunno if im willing to test the theory....

**** off

If that were true, the internet would be full of old geezers.

I still kept aging for the first 8 years of my life so your argument is false.

It's actually the other way around, sex helps keep you young and healthy...

If that were true, the internet would be full of old geezers.

metroidfood

:lol: i LOL'D hard :lol:

why do people want to live forever.i wish ill die youngGazaAli

I don't want to live forever, only 500 years or so... :P

[QUOTE="GazaAli"]why do people want to live forever.i wish ill die youngblack_cat19

I don't want to live forever, only 500 years or so... :P

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[QUOTE="GazaAli"]why do people want to live forever.i wish ill die youngGazaAli

I don't want to live forever, only 500 years or so... :P

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[QUOTE="GazaAli"]why do people want to live forever.i wish ill die youngGazaAli

I don't want to live forever, only 500 years or so... :P

Then you've got a problem... You should look for something you want to do. :(

I'm also 21, and I passed my "dying young phase" a couple of years ago. :P

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I don't want to live forever, only 500 years or so... :P

black_cat19

Then you've got a problem... You should look for something you want to do. :(

I'm also 21, and I passed my "dying young phase" a couple of years ago. :P

I dont want to die young but i dont want to die old either

60-70 would be a good age for me :P

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[QUOTE="GazaAli"] im 21 and already boredrealistic44

Then you've got a problem... You should look for something you want to do. :(

I'm also 21, and I passed my "dying young phase" a couple of years ago. :P

I dont want to die young but i dont want to die old either

60-70 would be a good age for me :P

Well, 70 is quite old for me. :P

I really don't want to go past the 80 year mark unless medical science comes up with a way to keep you functioning properly at 80+.

Do you know what else makes you not age?Not Being born!

My I.Q. dropped just reading that. You want to know how to stop aging? Kill yourself.

Bake a cake. That will cheer you up. :)Dylan_11

Not true. I've been ******* off every day for 7 years, and everyone tells me I look like I'm 15.