I think I swallowed a small piece of a ketchup packet

Yes.thriteenthmonke

no Decko5

dude....relax ive done it a million times while eating a burger...

No ketchup packets have trace amounts of anthrax it will slowly kill u.. :(

No, you must induce vomiting now!

To help you with this process, I've included this:

NO need to thank me, I'm just doing my job.

...while I was eating. Will I be OK? hydralisk86

guess you'll find out .... dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

dude....relax ive done it a million times while eating a burger...

TheBeast789

No, you must induce vomiting now!

To help you with this process, I've included this:

NO need to thank me, I'm just doing my job.

ElZilcho90

Haha :lol: Genius!

no

first, the piece of packet will stay in your stomach, causing an you to produce too much stomach acid. Your stomach lining will slowly burn away while you get horrible, painful ulcers. Furthermore, as the stomach acid passes through your GI tract, you will have really acidic diarhea that feels like your pooping liquid hot magma.

After a week of horrible pain, eventually the piece of ketchup packet will makes it way to your intestines. Here it will scrape the sides, causing hairline scrapes that eventually leak fecal material into your stomach cavity. It will enter the blood stream, causing septicemia. You will grow weaker each day and feel sicker too, until eventually you cannot keep any food down. After suffering this way for a couple months, you will eventually die, weighing at a fraction of your previous weight.

In short, make your peace with God, pray for your soul, and apologize to everyone you have wronged.

no

first, the piece of packet will stay in your stomach, causing an you to produce too much stomach acid. Your stomach lining will slowly burn away while you get horrible, painful ulcers. Furthermore, as the stomach acid passes through your GI tract, you will have really acidic diarhea that feels like your pooping liquid hot magma.

After a week of horrible pain, eventually the piece of ketchup packet will makes it way to your intestines. Here it will scrape the sides, causing hairline scrapes that eventually leak fecal material into your stomach cavity. It will enter the blood stream, causing septicemia. You will grow weaker each day and feel sicker too, until eventually you cannot keep any food down. After suffering this way for a couple months, you will eventually die, weighing at a fraction of your previous weight.

In short, make your peace with God, pray for your soul, and apologize to everyone you have wronged.

mrbojangles25

u'll turn to a ketchup packet..

no

first, the piece of packet will stay in your stomach, causing an you to produce too much stomach acid. Your stomach lining will slowly burn away while you get horrible, painful ulcers. Furthermore, as the stomach acid passes through your GI tract, you will have really acidic diarhea that feels like your pooping liquid hot magma.

After a week of horrible pain, eventually the piece of ketchup packet will makes it way to your intestines. Here it will scrape the sides, causing hairline scrapes that eventually leak fecal material into your stomach cavity. It will enter the blood stream, causing septicemia. You will grow weaker each day and feel sicker too, until eventually you cannot keep any food down. After suffering this way for a couple months, you will eventually die, weighing at a fraction of your previous weight.

In short, make your peace with God, pray for your soul, and apologize to everyone you have wronged.

mrbojangles25

Yeah hes totally a doctor,(read bolded text)

I will miss you :(

Can I have your toys :)
i-like-pie

I'm sure the ketchup producers thought out things like this before developing the packet, you'll be fine.

"Sir, should we make it out of this type of plastic and use a more sharp, but sturdier metal lining?"

"Nah, some guy won't figure out how to open the packet and end up eatign half of it, we better make it safe to eat too."

u'll turn to a ketchup packet..

fallconet

...while I was eating. Will I be OK? hydralisk86

Your going to die obviously.. Did you not see the warning sign on the packet that says if you eat a piece of the packet your going to explode in 20 minutes?

I swallowed a paper clip and a pop top once. I was fine. you should be fine toStar_Wars117

OK... How did you do that. You'd think you would have learnt your lesson the first time.