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I was sitting in my room going on the computer when I heard a scream. The voice sounded like my ma, so I ran into her room and found her lying on the ground in a pool of blood. I knew the son of a ***** that done this wasn't in the house anymore on a count of our house being the size of a a large bathroom. I ran outside to see if the one who did this was there to be seen. I saw him running down the street so I chased after him. Now I ain't no runner, but neither was this guy. He ran slower than me so I caught up to him in no time. I tackled him to the ground. Then I looked at the son of a ***** who killed my ma in the eye. He was younger than I, no more than 14. I brought him back to the house and sat him down on a chair. I told him to tell me why he did this, but he said nothin. Angry at this boy, I reached into the secret freezer compartment and got the handgun. I shot the boy. I shot him dead. I need help OT. I don't know what to do. Should I call the police or flee? My pa ain't here on a count of him being on a buisness trip for the last 3 years.

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#2 deactivated-58e533ed44b01
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ooooooooooooooooooo............(leaves room). really u should call the cops, pretty simple.
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#3 Vilot_Hero
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That kid got wasted.
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#4 Wetall_basic
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You...Must....doabarrelroll! Do it do a barrel roll!!
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#5 yellowandmushy
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ooooooooooooooooooo............(leaves room). really u should call the cops, pretty simple.Cesb02
I dialed 91 but got scared so I hung up the phone. I don't wanna go to jail.
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#6 yellowandmushy
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You...Must....doabarrelroll! Do it do a barrel roll!!Wetall_basic
I already met my barrel roll quota for today. I need help man, I'm running out of time.
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#7 Whicker89
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3 year business trip? sounds fake to me I think he left you and your mum and your bathroom house.
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#8 yellowandmushy
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3 year business trip? sounds fake to me I think he left you and your mum and your bathroom house.Whicker89
Naw man, naw. My ma wouldn't lie to me. She always said he'd be back in time for graduation.
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[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]You...Must....doabarrelroll! Do it do a barrel roll!!yellowandmushy
I already met my barrel roll quota for today. I need help man, I'm running out of time.



Sorry, this is serious. Get the body and ...touchit'sshoulder! Do it Touch the shoulder!
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[QUOTE="Cesb02"]ooooooooooooooooooo............(leaves room). really u should call the cops, pretty simple.yellowandmushy
I dialed 91 but got scared so I hung up the phone. I don't wanna go to jail.

its the only thing left for u to do.
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#11 Whicker89
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[QUOTE="Whicker89"]3 year business trip? sounds fake to me I think he left you and your mum and your bathroom house.yellowandmushy
Naw man, naw. My ma wouldn't lie to me. She always said he'd be back in time for graduation.

She isnt saying anything now :o
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#12 deactivated-58e533ed44b01
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call the cops already what the heck are u doing online!!!!........ call the cops!!....u murderer!!!!
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[QUOTE="yellowandmushy"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]You...Must....doabarrelroll! Do it do a barrel roll!!Wetall_basic
I already met my barrel roll quota for today. I need help man, I'm running out of time.



Sorry, this is serious. Get the body and ...touchit'sshoulder! Do it Touch the shoulder!

I did man, but all that did was nothin.
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#14 yellowandmushy
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call the cops already what the heck are u doing online!!!!........ call the cops!!....u murderer!!!!Cesb02
Naw man naw. I ain't no murderer. I did what I had to do.
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#15 yellowandmushy
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[QUOTE="yellowandmushy"][QUOTE="Whicker89"]3 year business trip? sounds fake to me I think he left you and your mum and your bathroom house.Whicker89
Naw man, naw. My ma wouldn't lie to me. She always said he'd be back in time for graduation.

She isnt saying anything now :o

She ain't said nothin except dinner is ready for a long time.
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#16 ImaPirate0202
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Try harder
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#17 yellowandmushy
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Try harderImaPirate0202
Harder at what man? The son of a ***** had it coming. He killed my ma. I had to do it.
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#18 deactivated-58e533ed44b01
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[QUOTE="Cesb02"]call the cops already what the heck are u doing online!!!!........ call the cops!!....u murderer!!!!yellowandmushy
Naw man naw. I ain't no murderer. I did what I had to do.

maybe but how many times am i gonna get to say that.....might as well yell it once in my lifetime
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[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"][QUOTE="yellowandmushy"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]You...Must....doabarrelroll! Do it do a barrel roll!!yellowandmushy
I already met my barrel roll quota for today. I need help man, I'm running out of time.



Sorry, this is serious. Get the body and ...touchit'sshoulder! Do it Touch the shoulder!

I did man, but all that did was nothin.



Wow, this is more serious than I though. Well, I guess it can't be helped. Do you have any pie? If you do I'll come over and take care of things for you. Be sure to prepare three types of kittens, one frothy mug of beer, two packs of smokes, and a novelty over sized pair of scissors.
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#20 ImaPirate0202
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[QUOTE="ImaPirate0202"]Try harderyellowandmushy
Harder at what man? The son of a ***** had it coming. He killed my ma. I had to do it.

The kid didn't kill your mom...

IT WAS ME!!!!

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Wow, this is more serious than I though. Well, I guess it can't be helped. Do you have any pie? If you do I'll come over and take care of things for you. Be sure to prepare three types of kittens, one frothy mug of beer, two packs of smokes, and a novelty over sized pair of scissors.
Wetall_basic
Oh no man, I only got one pack of smokes.
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#22 deactivated-58e533ed44b01
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shouldnt u be crying over ur "ma" dead body right now?.....u know while u wait for the cops to take u FOREVER!!
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[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]

Wow, this is more serious than I though. Well, I guess it can't be helped. Do you have any pie? If you do I'll come over and take care of things for you. Be sure to prepare three types of kittens, one frothy mug of beer, two packs of smokes, and a novelty over sized pair of scissors.
yellowandmushy
Oh no man, I only got one pack of smokes.



Bah, what good are you then? You're on your own,kid. Good luck with that bake sale, or whatever.
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[QUOTE="yellowandmushy"][QUOTE="ImaPirate0202"]Try harderImaPirate0202

Harder at what man? The son of a ***** had it coming. He killed my ma. I had to do it.

The kid didn't kill your mom...

IT WAS ME!!!!

What? It was you?

IF I EVER FIND YOU I'll GET YOU!

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#25 yellowandmushy
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shouldnt u be crying over ur "ma" dead body right now?.....u know while u wait for the cops to take u FOREVER!!Cesb02
Man, I already burried her. They never gonna find her. I burried the boy also.
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[QUOTE="Cesb02"]shouldnt u be crying over ur "ma" dead body right now?.....u know while u wait for the cops to take u FOREVER!!yellowandmushy
Man, I already burried her. They never gonna find her. I burried the boy also.

well... now go find a job......and keep smiling, kid.....keep smiling...
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[QUOTE="yellowandmushy"][QUOTE="Cesb02"]shouldnt u be crying over ur "ma" dead body right now?.....u know while u wait for the cops to take u FOREVER!!Cesb02
Man, I already burried her. They never gonna find her. I burried the boy also.

well... now go find a job......and keep smiling, kid.....keep smiling...

I already work for my uncle at the ranch.
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#28 Vilot_Hero
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Face the cops like a man and go to prison.
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So I burried the bodies and cleaned up the blood. The neighbor said he heard something and so he called the police. What should I say??!?!
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So I burried the bodies and cleaned up the blood. The neighbor said he heard something and so he called the police. What should I say??!?!yellowandmushy


Use a wrench.
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#31 ElArab
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You idiot you have to shoot someone in the knee's if you want info.

Anyway, call the cops, explain everything, with how sloppy both of you guys were, there's enough forensic evidence to prove your innocence.

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Tell the cops that your neighbor escaped from a nut house:P

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[QUOTE="yellowandmushy"]So I burried the bodies and cleaned up the blood. The neighbor said he heard something and so he called the police. What should I say??!?!Wetall_basic


Use a wrench.

But I got more than one wrench. Which one do I use? :cry:
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Toke Jopic?
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Cue Bel-Air joke...
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#36 yellowandmushy
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Toke Jopic?PlasmaBeam44
You make less sense than a pedophile at a retirement home.
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[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"][QUOTE="yellowandmushy"]So I burried the bodies and cleaned up the blood. The neighbor said he heard something and so he called the police. What should I say??!?!yellowandmushy


Use a wrench.

But I got more than one wrench. Which one do I use? :cry:



When it comes to wrenches you can never have enough. I say, use them all. More over, the cat next door saw the whole thing, it must be... disposed of.
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[QUOTE="yellowandmushy"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"][QUOTE="yellowandmushy"]So I burried the bodies and cleaned up the blood. The neighbor said he heard something and so he called the police. What should I say??!?!Wetall_basic


Use a wrench.

But I got more than one wrench. Which one do I use? :cry:



When it comes to wrenches you can never have enough. I say, use them all. More over, the cat next door saw the whole thing, it must be... disposed of.

Good thing I never liked Boots...
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[QUOTE="yellowandmushy"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"][QUOTE="yellowandmushy"]So I burried the bodies and cleaned up the blood. The neighbor said he heard something and so he called the police. What should I say??!?!Wetall_basic


Use a wrench.

But I got more than one wrench. Which one do I use? :cry:



When it comes to wrenches you can never have enough. I say, use them all. More over, the cat next door saw the whole thing, it must be... disposed of.

That's a perfectly good cat and you want to dispose of it? Quickly mushy, butter up some toast and get a stapeler or something, and you've got a spinning weapon of awesomeness:

antigravity

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#41 ElArab
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Toke Jopic?PlasmaBeam44

Jopic? What kind of marijuana grade is Jopic?

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So... ah..... what's yo ma wearing ;)
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So... ah..... what's yo ma wearing ;)jasperrussell
She was wearing her nightgown.
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That's a perfectly good cat and you want to dispose of it? Quickly mushy, butter up some toast and get a stapeler or something, and you've got a spinning weapon of awesomeness:

ElArab


While this post is filled with knowledge, that cat is a liability, damnit! We can't have it going rouge on us! These things require determination and logic not frivolous use of anti gravity!
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[QUOTE="ElArab"]

That's a perfectly good cat and you want to dispose of it? Quickly mushy, butter up some toast and get a stapeler or something, and you've got a spinning weapon of awesomeness:

Wetall_basic


While this post is filled with knowledge, that cat is a liability, damnit! We can't have it going rouge on us! These things require determination and logic not frivolous use of anti gravity!

I got rid of the cat.
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[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"][QUOTE="ElArab"]

That's a perfectly good cat and you want to dispose of it? Quickly mushy, butter up some toast and get a stapeler or something, and you've got a spinning weapon of awesomeness:

yellowandmushy


While this post is filled with knowledge, that cat is a liability, damnit! We can't have it going rouge on us! These things require determination and logic not frivolous use of anti gravity!

I got rid of the cat.

What about the hamster that was in the cage?
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[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"][QUOTE="ElArab"]

That's a perfectly good cat and you want to dispose of it? Quickly mushy, butter up some toast and get a stapeler or something, and you've got a spinning weapon of awesomeness:

yellowandmushy



While this post is filled with knowledge, that cat is a liability, damnit! We can't have it going rouge on us! These things require determination and logic not frivolous use of anti gravity!

I got rid of the cat.

Good, now, you may want to kill us unless you want a resevoir dogs/the departed kind of ending to this scenario...

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[QUOTE="yellowandmushy"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"][QUOTE="ElArab"]

That's a perfectly good cat and you want to dispose of it? Quickly mushy, butter up some toast and get a stapeler or something, and you've got a spinning weapon of awesomeness:

Vilot_Hero


While this post is filled with knowledge, that cat is a liability, damnit! We can't have it going rouge on us! These things require determination and logic not frivolous use of anti gravity!

I got rid of the cat.

What about the hamster that was in the cage?



Oh god! What about Chairy? He saw everything! How do you kill that which has no life?!
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[QUOTE="yellowandmushy"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"][QUOTE="ElArab"]

That's a perfectly good cat and you want to dispose of it? Quickly mushy, butter up some toast and get a stapeler or something, and you've got a spinning weapon of awesomeness:

Vilot_Hero


While this post is filled with knowledge, that cat is a liability, damnit! We can't have it going rouge on us! These things require determination and logic not frivolous use of anti gravity!

I got rid of the cat.

What about the hamster that was in the cage?

Don't worry, I dropped it off at the shelter with the cat.
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[QUOTE="Vilot_Hero"][QUOTE="yellowandmushy"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"][QUOTE="ElArab"]

That's a perfectly good cat and you want to dispose of it? Quickly mushy, butter up some toast and get a stapeler or something, and you've got a spinning weapon of awesomeness:

Wetall_basic


While this post is filled with knowledge, that cat is a liability, damnit! We can't have it going rouge on us! These things require determination and logic not frivolous use of anti gravity!

I got rid of the cat.

What about the hamster that was in the cage?



Oh god! What about Chairy? He saw everything! How do you kill that which has no life?!

Give him life......and than kill him.