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#1 Xeros606
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i heard some doors opening, and when i looked out my window the garage door was open. i think they might be downstairs, but they dont know im upstairs. wat should i do? i would check, but i dont think i would win the fight that would ensue since im small and really have no experience fighting...
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#2 Oblivionfan10
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In the middle of the day? Grab an object and barricade yourself in your room. Beat the crap out of them
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Grab the monitor and when you see him entering the room turn his head into pulp.
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#4 Floppy_Jim
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Grab a baseball bat to defend yourself and go down to investigate.. That's what they always do in the movies.
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#5 Dawq902
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distract them with dance while your cat calls the police.
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#6 nintendoman562
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Well the most logical first step would be to post it on OT.

The next would be calling the police.

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#7 aaronmullan
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Go downstairs and start drop kicking everything that moves!
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#8 AAllxxjjnn
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I had a dream about this last night. I took the mirror off my wall and when they entered my room i wacked the dude with it like it was a baseball bat.
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#9 LJS9502_basic  Online
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Yeah that was me. I was out of beer and wanted to know if you had any.

Seriously though...it you are sure they are intruders...lock your door, call the police, or get out of the house if you can.

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#10 mohfrontline
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go downstairs and see who it is.
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#11 Xeros606
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okay, ive decided to go down and investigate. im bringing a 2x4 i got from my closet (the people who built this house left it there). if i never post back, remeber me as the guy with almost a hundred moderations, but zero permabans! :?
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#12 andyboiii
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whatever happens just know that i'll always love you:cry:
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#13 Treflis
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Give us a minute update until they find you.
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#15 AAllxxjjnn
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okay, ive decided to go down and investigate. im bringing a 2x4 i got from my closet (the people who built this house left it there). if i never post back, remeber me as the guy with almost a hundred moderations, but zero permabans! :?Xeros606
Get some **** to throw at the them, Gear up bro.
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#16 the_foreign_guy
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Did you check the children?
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Take your shirt off, so they know you mean business
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#18 tktomo01
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Call the police! Or beat them to a pulp with whatever weapons on hand, a baseball bat or knives seem acceptable.
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#20 konvikt_17
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its been 6 minutes since he said he was going to check it out, what do you think happened
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#21 Xeros606
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no ones there or in the garage but my moms car windows are broken. :? :( also i think they took some stuff, but nothing too important.
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#23 Oblivionfan10
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its been 6 minutes since he said he was going to check it out, what do you think happenedkonvikt_17
They are going to do unspeakable acts.
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#24 observer77
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call the police
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#25 sauses3392
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Pics?
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#26 AAllxxjjnn
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oh good, you're alright. I was worried.
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#27 Silverbond
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no ones there or in the garage but my moms car windows are broken. :? :( also i think they took some stuff, but nothing too important.Xeros606

You're alive!

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#28 HeyDoYaThang
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Have you tried using the Moktar Stealth Haze?
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#29 observer77
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no ones there or in the garage but my moms car windows are broken. :? :( also i think they took some stuff, but nothing too important.Xeros606

call the cops

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#30 Oblivionfan10
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I am happy you are still alive, but were they in your house?
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#31 konvikt_17
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[QUOTE="Xeros606"]no ones there or in the garage but my moms car windows are broken. :? :( also i think they took some stuff, but nothing too important.observer77

call the cops

yea id call the cops, although not sure how much they could help

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#32 tktomo01
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its been 6 minutes since he said he was going to check it out, what do you think happenedkonvikt_17
If I was him, I would be standing over a bunch of burglars dead bodies, teabagging them.
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#33 RiseAgainst12
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Get naked and grab some tissues, then turn on some Pronz. Now when you hear them about to enter your room simply say 'M-mum.. i can explain..' they will be shocked and be stunned and hopefully they will run away.
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#34 Xeros606
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[QUOTE="Xeros606"]no ones there or in the garage but my moms car windows are broken. :? :( also i think they took some stuff, but nothing too important.observer77

call the cops

yes, i just did. i guess we can close this thread. now i got some 'splaining to do when my parents get home. :(
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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#36 m1993
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Well the most logical first step would be to post it on OT.

The next would be calling the police.

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Horay! I made it into someone's signature!
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#37 Paladin_King
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well, the most logical thing to do would be to cover yourself in some red liquid, pop your mom's trunk, put tape over your own mouth, get into said trunk, and pull it almost (but not all the way) shut. Tape your hands behind your back and lie face down. When the trunk is open, pretend to be dead, and then when they turn you over.....after a while...start screaming.
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#38 knight0151
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It's pretty obvious that he's trolling.

if some guy came in my house I would call 911 right away and hide. Seriously, don't expect much help from a gaming forum...

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#39 tktomo01
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OK, no dead bodies, then call the cops.
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#40 brickdoctor
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no ones there or in the garage but my moms car windows are broken. :? :( also i think they took some stuff, but nothing too important.Xeros606

How do we know you're not the intruder? What if "HE" beat "YOU" and is posting this on Gamespot. After all, you did say that "YOU" were a wimp:question:

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[QUOTE="Xeros606"]no ones there or in the garage but my moms car windows are broken. :? :( also i think they took some stuff, but nothing too important.observer77

call the cops

Screw the cops, go bust that/those mofo(s) up with a (few) judo chop(s).
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[QUOTE="Xeros606"]no ones there or in the garage but my moms car windows are broken. :? :( also i think they took some stuff, but nothing too important.brickdoctor

How do we know you're not the intruder? What if "HE" beat "YOU" and is posting this on Gamespot. After all, you did say that "YOU" were a wimp:question:

I think you may be on to something! what if the intruders are super nerds also and are tracking each of are locations through are IP so that they can rob our houses too :o
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[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="brickdoctor"]

no ones there or in the garage but my moms car windows are broken. :? :( also i think they took some stuff, but nothing too important.Xeros606

How do we know you're not the intruder? What if "HE" beat "YOU" and is posting this on Gamespot. After all, you did say that "YOU" were a wimp:question:

I think you may be on to something! what if the intruders are super nerds also and are tracking each of are locations through are IP so that they can rob our houses too :o

Omg! Its a nerd robbery (a nobbery)! RUN!!!! I"m locking my garage door! :P
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#44 brickdoctor
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[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="brickdoctor"]

How do we know you're not the intruder? What if "HE" beat "YOU" and is posting this on Gamespot. After all, you did say that "YOU" were a wimp:question:

theBESTplayer10

I think you may be on to something! what if the intruders are super nerds also and are tracking each of are locations through are IP so that they can rob our houses too :o

Omg! Its a nerd robbery (a nobbery)! RUN!!!! I"m locking my garage door! :P

Maybe this can be an ispiration for Eagle Eye 2. Oh, and just to be sure, I put a few claymore mines by my front door, so if anyone feels like dropping by, take the back door. Wait a second. What's that? Who's there? Uh oh, it sounds like it's coming from the back. AGHHHH!

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[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="brickdoctor"]

[QUOTE="Xeros606"]no ones there or in the garage but my moms car windows are broken. :? :( also i think they took some stuff, but nothing too important.theBESTplayer10


How do we know you're not the intruder? What if "HE" beat "YOU" and is posting this on Gamespot. After all, you did say that "YOU" were a wimp:question:

I think you may be on to something! what if the intruders are super nerds also and are tracking each of are locations through are IP so that they can rob our houses too :o


Omg! Its a nerd robbery (a nobbery)! RUN!!!! I"m locking my garage door! :P

:lol: Lmao!

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If you can't beat up a bunch of nerds, you deserve to be robbed.
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#47 Scott_Malkinson
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i heard some doors opening, and when i looked out my window the garage door was open. i think they might be downstairs, but they dont know im upstairs. wat should i do? i would check, but i dont think i would win the fight that would ensue since im small and really have no experience fighting...Xeros606
I don't believe you. Anyone who is older than 5 years of age is intelligent enough to just call the cops when they think someone has broken into their home. They wouldn't ask Gamespot for advice.
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go fetch the shotgun 8)
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spit mad shots
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An hero on cam. You never know what they might do to you if they get you.