I tricked my sister into eating dog food

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#1 The_Gaming_Baby
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So I was filling the dog bowl with his food and my sister walks and suddenly I had an idea of pulling a prank on her because she had been annoying me all day.

I tell her that if she eats a dog biscuit I will give her £5.

She says no and jokingly replies that she will do it for £20.

I then place my hand in my pocket and cross my fingers. I tell her she has a deal. She is shocked and doesn't want to eat a the dog food but is clearly tempted by the idea. The biscuit is only small and surely can't be that bad, can it?

She sits there for two minutes with a dog biscuit in her hand debating with herself if she should do it or not. So I rush her, I try to erase any dout she has in her mind. I tell her she has 15 seconds to eat the dog biscuit or the deal is off.

Ten seconds later the dog biscuit is in her mouth. Her face crumples with disgust, she complains of how awful it tastes. Just before she swallows it I take my hand out of my pocket and wave my crossed fingers in her face. She quickly spits the food out and runs up stairs to brush her teeth whilst I laugh for about 7 straight minutes.

Do you think this was a mean prank? And do you think that I should be nice and give her the money anyway? She didn't even live up to her end of the deal

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#2 spazzx625
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This is the most mature thing I've ever heard.
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#3 Serraph105
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you're an @$$

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#4 DroidPhysX
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If you have to ask...
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#5 Oleg_Huzwog
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Crossing fingers? What are you, 8? Pay up. Since she didn't swallow (insert Beavis & Butthead snickers), meet her half way. Giver her 10.

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#6 GazaAli
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How old are you?
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#7 TheHighWind
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Mad max ate dog food, and that guy was awesome!

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#8 AussieePet
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Yeah it was mean. Something bad could of happen .
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#9 Niff_T
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Misread the title as dog ****. Dog food doesn't seem so bad in comparison.

Regardless, you're still an ass.

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#10 IustitiaMaximus
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I've eaten dog biscuits before... They were dry.

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#11 Charazani
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Why would you cross your fingers? That is something a person with the mentality of a 5 year old would do. Anyway , think you should pay. And if you are going to lie , don't do anything inane like cross your damn fingers.
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#12 VaguelyTagged
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we shall call you tricky boy from now on.

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#13 Bikouchu35
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I know my grandparents ate catnip snack mix one time mistakened for some other snacks. Wow I guess they are tough and/or loss their buds, I salute them. Though I would never try messing someone like that esp. your sis.

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#14 TheWZRD
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I hope you don't reproduce

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#15 Kcinz
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You dumb fool! Dog food is poisonous to humans!
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#16 Avenger1324
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aw - it's only a dog biscuit - not like you got her to eat tinned dog food :P
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#17 Fightingfan
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I've always wanted to masturbate in my sister's proactiv bottle when she gives me problems, but she no longer lives with me.
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#18 branketra
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I think you broke your deal.
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#19 senses_fail_06
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That's less like trickery and more like deliberate lying. You really got her dude :roll:
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#20 PiscesChick93
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That's mean :-(

I think you should pay up - fair and square.

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#21 Charazani
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[QUOTE="senses_fail_06"]That's less like trickery and more like deliberate lying. You really got her dude :roll:

No , no. He crossed his fingers. Canceled out the lie.
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Gooo youuuuu.
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#25 shoot-first
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I used to eat a kibble or two of my cat's food when I'd feed him. No biggie.

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#26 EmpCom
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[QUOTE="The_Gaming_Baby"]

So I was filling the dog bowl with his food and my sister walks and suddenly I had an idea of pulling a prank on her because she had been annoying me all day.

I tell her that if she eats a dog biscuit I will give her £5.

She says no and jokingly replies that she will do it for £20.

I then place my hand in my pocket and cross my fingers. I tell her she has a deal. She is shocked and doesn't want to eat a the dog food but is clearly tempted by the idea. The biscuit is only small and surely can't be that bad, can it?

She sits there for two minutes with a dog biscuit in her hand debating with herself if she should do it or not. So I rush her, I try to erase any dout she has in her mind. I tell her she has 15 seconds to eat the dog biscuit or the deal is off.

Ten seconds later the dog biscuit is in her mouth. Her face crumples with disgust, she complains of how awful it tastes. Just before she swallows it I take my hand out of my pocket and wave my crossed fingers in her face. She quickly spits the food out and runs up stairs to brush her teeth whilst I laugh for about 7 straight minutes.

Do you think this was a mean prank? And do you think that I should be nice and give her the money anyway? She didn't even live up to her end of the deal

You so cool
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:roll:

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#28 redstorm72
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What a total dick move...

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#29 Matthew-first
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You dumb fool! Dog food is poisonous to humans!Kcinz
Who told you that? In fact its 100x healthier than what you eat everyday...

EDIT: (I talk about canned food and stuff... not about vegetables and fruits. still they are full of chemistry these days.)

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#30 freek666
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i'd rort her out of the money
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#31 Fightingfan
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You guys ever notice some dog food has Calorie, fat, recommend value on it? Who's that recommend too? Dogs or humans?
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#32 lancea34
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I hope you're proud of yourself.

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#33 The_Gaming_Baby
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Upon reading some of your posts, i decided that she did deserve something so I gave her £10

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#34 Oleg_Huzwog
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Upon reading some of your posts, i decided that she did deserve something so I gave her £10

The_Gaming_Baby

Good man. With that out of the way, you should now think of other things you can make her do for money. You have an opportunity; seize it.

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#35 branketra
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You guys ever notice some dog food has Calorie, fat, recommend value on it? Who's that recommend too? Dogs or humans?Fightingfan
Dogs, of course.
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#36 Fightingfan
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[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]You guys ever notice some dog food has Calorie, fat, recommend value on it? Who's that recommend too? Dogs or humans?BranKetra
Dogs, of course.

But dogs vary a lot..., a Chiwawa, obviously takes less then a Great Dane.
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#37 ArchDemon123
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Don't let these guys bring you down! That was awesome!!! What a prank man! Congrats!!!

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#38 I_DID_HER_U_MAD
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You're really cool for doing that. I bet you feel even more special now.

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#39 redstorm72
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Upon reading some of your posts, i decided that she did deserve something so I gave her £10

The_Gaming_Baby

Well, at least you honoured your deal (eventually), so good on you. Breaking your word won't make you the most liked person around.

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#40 branketra
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[QUOTE="BranKetra"][QUOTE="Fightingfan"]You guys ever notice some dog food has Calorie, fat, recommend value on it? Who's that recommend too? Dogs or humans?Fightingfan
Dogs, of course.

But dogs vary a lot..., a Chiwawa, obviously takes less then a Great Dane.

There's probably a guide for dog nutrition out there.
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#41 KiIIyou
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That's not your sister.
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#42 lilasianwonder
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Kuddos to you sir.
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#43 megagene
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You need to be at least 13 years old to have an account here.
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#44 foxhound_fox
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I think you might be too young to be posting here. Though, if you are physically over the age of 13, you definitely aren't mentally. Crossing fingers? Only kids under the age of like 10 do that.
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#45 soulless4now
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You're a nice person for doing that.

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#46 XilePrincess
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Oh wow, when did the TOU change so that 7 year olds are allowed here? Also, some of the replies to this thread include the stupidest goddamn s*** I have ever heard. Dog food is not poisonous to humans. It contains nothing toxic. It's just the crappy bits of meat that humans don't eat or don't want to eat like the head and eyes and feet bits of animals. IE animal byproducts, from a variety of animals. It also contains different types of meal, including corn meal, blood meal (yes, it is what it sounds like), other types of 'meal', and flour/corn/etc and animal fats. Occasionally fake flavoring not unlike beef bouillon can be added. Nothing bad could happen from her eating dog food or treats, save for her choking to death on it but that is a hazard from any food.
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#47 metroidprime55
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Crossing your fingers? Really?
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#48 chessmaster1989
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She didn't live up to her end because you didn't live up to yours. :|
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#49 cheese_game619
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AHAAAA BRILLIANT PRANK TOP WORK OP hehehehehehehe
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#50 Lonelynight
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You are a horrible person.