I want to join the army but my head is pretty big

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#1 OldTopics
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Ok first off this is not a joke and if u think it is then you can leave. So im in highschool right now and I want to join the army after and then go to college but as silly as this seems, this is truly one of the only things holding me back. My head is pretty big and has a 24in circumference(is that big?) and Im afraid id look really stupid with a military haircut and also with a helmet on. Can anyone give me some advice?
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#2 narutoisapirate
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i really dont know what to say.

cut your head so its smaller?

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#3 megagene
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Hmmm. Maybe not the best career path for you then. Too easy for the enemy to geta headshot.
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#4 shert
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If you really are considering going into the military and something as superficial as this is bothering you then maybe you should re consider career choices, if you really are passionate about the military then this shouldn't bother you at all

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#5 Gallion-Beast
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Well I think it's weird that you know the circumference of your head.
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#6 OldTopics
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If you really are considering going into the military and something as superficial as this is bothering you then maybe you should re consider career choices, if you really are passionate about the military then this shouldn't bother you at all

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True I really want to but this would make me insecure...
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#7 OldTopics
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Well I think it's weird that you know the circumference of your head.Gallion-Beast
lol, I just took a string, wrapped it around my head and measured it -.-
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#8 BiancaDK
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If you really are considering going into the military and something as superficial as this is bothering you then maybe you should re consider career choices, if you really are passionate about the military then this shouldn't bother you at all

shert
depends what if it's like REALLY big
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#9 needled24-7
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[QUOTE="shert"]

If you really are considering going into the military and something as superficial as this is bothering you then maybe you should re consider career choices, if you really are passionate about the military then this shouldn't bother you at all

OldTopics

True I really want to but this would make me insecure...

you'll grow into it. i'm sure many people look weird when they first get their hair cut like that. i know i would :P

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#10 ChainEater
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There are some things you just can't help...

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#11 VaguelyTagged
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so you like being in army and you're worried about how do you look in your helmet?i'm guessing you'd hate being head shot bro.

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#12 cjek
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If there's one thing you must learn in life, it's that no matter how stupid you think you look, 95% of people probably wouldn't even notice. The things we see wrong with ourselves are probably never noticed by other people at all. And if they are, they probably don't care.
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#13 GTA_dude
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What size hat do you wear? And military haircuts take all your hair off, thus, your head will look smaller. If you bulk up with muscle, your head will fit your body just fine. So basically, your thinking too much into this.
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#14 michael_1234576
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at least you don't look like a pigeon
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#15 observer77
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If your really worried about that and that is the thing holding you back, then you should not be joining the military, I can't say I believe you have what it takes...sorry.

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#16 OldTopics
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If there's one thing you must learn in life, it's that no matter how stupid you think you look, 95% of people probably wouldn't even notice. The things we see wrong with ourselves are probably never noticed by other people at all. And if they are, they probably don't care.cjek
very true, thanks
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#17 LuncboxKing
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I just measured my head. 23" and I wear MEDIUM hats. Your head isn't abnormally big.
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#18 tzar3
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Well, you wouldn't want to be a "big" target for the enemy now would you?

So I suggest you go seek out a Head shrinking witch from the Amazon.

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#19 muller39
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Unless your head is weighing you down then I believe that you should not be worried.

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#20 0Tyler0
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Don't let something like that hold you back
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#21 JuggaloRandall
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Don't sweat it. Im shure the military will take you. My body is full of metal rod's and pins. They wouldn't take me. You just have a big head. Maybe you have a big brane to go with it? :P
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#22 play_thegame
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"hey ahmed.....AHMED!"

"what?"

"come look at this guys head! he looks like one of the irradiated kurds from iraq!"

O.O

"wait a second, i gotta post this on facebook LOL"

"Ahmed, surely we should just kill the infidel?"

T.T

"just a second, do you think he would pose with us?"

"but....."

"a buhbuhbuh. who has done more suicide bombings out of the two of us? that is right, ME, now lets go take that picture!"

>_>

"that doesnt even make any sense!"

this is my honest opinion of how your army career will go. you will be shunned to begin with, but will eventually earn the respect of soldiers everywhere. you finish your career with a host of film offers, however decline, statingyou dont lack the passion for filming things in widescreen.

in all seriousness, if that is your passion, you should pursue it. also im sure there must be a station within the armed forces that dont need helmets. and you coulda lways get one costum made. sikhs do, to accomodate their turbans, and if the army wont pay for it you can always pay for one yourself, whhich is relatively cheap considering howmuch protection it gives you.

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#23 fmacraze
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i really dont think you should worry bout it. yur gonna go around killing people, no ones gonna notice yur head
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#24 VaguelyTagged
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"hey ahmed.....AHMED!"

"what?"

"come look at this guys head! he looks like one of the irradiated kurds from iraq!"

O.O

"wait a second, i gotta post this on facebook LOL"

"Ahmed, surely we should just kill the infidel?"

T.T

"just a second, do you think he would pose with us?"

"but....."

"a buhbuhbuh. who has done more suicide bombings out of the two of us? that is right, ME, now lets go take that picture!"

>_>

"that doesnt even make any sense!"

play_thegame


crap,i lol'd

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#25 XilePrincess
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LOL. Oh my. You're going to be in the army, not a beauty pagent. I'm sure there isn't going to be a group of people giggling and pointing at you from a corner laughing at how your haircut looks.
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#26 positivebalance
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you're worried about your looks? the army is no place for you, son.

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#27 racing1750
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Hmmm. Maybe not the best career path for you then. Too easy for the enemy to geta headshot. megagene
:lol: Good one man.
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#28 kidsmelly
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I was just curious and did a quick measurement of my head its about 21" I wear a 7 1/4 size hat I got a pretty small head. 24" circumference don't seem to big to me honestly I've seen people with some big heads in the military. If your head is big, Will you get made fun of? Yes you will. When I was in the military everyone got made fun of it was all in good fun. The question is are you going to let it bother to the point where its redirecting your career choice? It shouldn't.

The military is a great place to start a carrer or get money for college you will get useful experience. Don't let something superficial get in the way.

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#29 Gaming-Planet
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They'll give you a nickname for your oversized head.

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#30 MgamerBD
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Boom! Headshot! I say go for it.
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#31 Ghost_702
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Well the military isn't about looks and fashion. I also don't totally understand what you are worried about. People making fun of you or you being the easier headshot to the enemy?If it's just because you think you will look dumb, you'll get over it man. Also, think long and hard before joining.
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#32 Atheists_Pwn
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i thought this was going to be like, youre afraid of being an easy target
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#33 xhellcatx
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Your head is fine. You would not be teased... well not about your head... everyones melon looks about the same when its all shaved like that anyways. So yea, you would be fine.
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#34 Solid-CELL
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grow some balls and get used to your big arse head lol :P. Your not the only one whose gonna get a buzz cut for the first time in your life, if you go there.
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#35 M8ingSeezun
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Join the Navy.

You don't need to swim, your head will keep you afloat :lol:

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#36 SimoSays2541
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I'm sure you'll be fine in the army. Word of advice, ask your CO for extra respawns because with a head that big all those crafty snipers with cold blooded and thermal scopes will be camping for headshots on you. Terrorists have barracks too you know! :P

Btw guys I'm kidding....

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#37 entropyecho
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I say do whatever gets you ahead in life.

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#38 Gunslinger_1988
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Ok first off this is not a joke and if u think it is then you can leave. So im in highschool right now and I want to join the army after and then go to college but as silly as this seems, this is truly one of the only things holding me back. My head is pretty big and has a 24in circumference(is that big?) and Im afraid id look really stupid with a military haircut and also with a helmet on. Can anyone give me some advice?OldTopics
You should lift weights and get bigger so your head can seem smaller.
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#39 xhellcatx
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I say do whatever gets you ahead in life.

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I see what you did thar!
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#40 pete_merlin
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If you have a big head then you probably have a strong chin. Id start training boxing or mma

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#41 Immortalica
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Just chop it off, you don't need it that much anyway.
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#42 pete_merlin
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[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

I say do whatever gets you ahead in life.

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I see what you did thar!

lol
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#43 Big_Bad_Sad
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The army have XL helmets.
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#44 jimmyjammer69
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You'll be a liability. Don't do it, for your country.
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#45 weezyfb
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the military literally is taking anyone now...
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[QUOTE="megagene"]Hmmm. Maybe not the best career path for you then. Too easy for the enemy to geta headshot. racing1750
:lol: Good one man.

Haha I laughed at this too. :)
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#47 quadraleap
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That gave me a brief flashback. I think I remember feeling that way at some point when I was younger.
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#48 Bloodseeker23
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[QUOTE="shert"]

If you really are considering going into the military and something as superficial as this is bothering you then maybe you should re consider career choices, if you really are passionate about the military then this shouldn't bother you at all

BiancaDK
depends what if it's like REALLY big

But then, HOW BIG IS BIG?! :o
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#49 th3warr1or
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I thought you were gonna say you presented a bigger headshot target for snipers.
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#50 n00bkid
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Shrink your head