I want to prank my brother..

Put heaps of laxatives in his food/drink, as well as spit if you want. lol.

What is wrong with him...

Poop in his backpack.Parandrus

That's disgusting...

Put heaps of laxatives in his food/drink, as well as spit if you want. lol.

loft8000

With laxatives you have to worry about putting too much :oxJust_CraZyx

Drop a watermelon on his nuts while he sleeps. Then spit on him.

[QUOTE="xJust_CraZyx"]With laxatives you have to worry about putting too much :ohydralisk86

Spit in his face while hes sleeping.

[QUOTE="xJust_CraZyx"]With laxatives you have to worry about putting too much :ohydralisk86

Spit in his face while hes sleeping.

travisstaggs

Just tell him you thought that was really mean of him.....then kick him in the balls.

[QUOTE="xJust_CraZyx"]With laxatives you have to worry about putting too much :ohydralisk86

[QUOTE="travisstaggs"]

Spit in his face while hes sleeping.

hydralisk86

stake out the house....find out when he leaves and understand his timetable, check his computer for appointments. Then prepare your trap.

When he leaves the house, and you are waiting patiently in the bushes...jump out, AND THROW A BUCKET AT HIM.

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sorry thats a running joke I have with my friends

have sex with his girlfriend

stick a pin on his chair.

Take a dump in his cereal and say it's a chocolate wheatabix. It is the only way.

This bastard spit in my cereal! now I'm pissed.. give me your most creative replies!No_Face00

Wait until he goes to sleep.........then pour lotion on his face, this will cause him to slap himself.

Wow. Did you not think of just getting up and fighting him? Thats what me and my brother do until one of us gives up.:D

Sleep with his girlfriend.

Get tender with his girlfriend 8)

This bastard spit in my cereal! now I'm pissed.. give me your most creative replies!No_Face00

I hear that there are places online where you can LEGALLY buy pubic lice (aka "crabs").

So...an easy answer is to go online and order some "crabs" over the internet. Put them in a vial, stick that vial in your pocket. Next step is to take your brother out for a night on the town, get him absolutely ****-faced. Then when he's sleeping/passed-out, just pull out your vial of "crabs", dump the entire contents onto his pubic region, and then laugh like hell as he wonders what the hell he must have been doing that night.

A word of warning though...check with local laws in the area in which you live. I'm not going to condone illegal activities. And let's make it clear that being able to legally BUY "crabs" doesn't automatically make it legal to intentionally infect someone with those "crabs". Check up on local laws first. And if the law says that it is illegal, then don't do it.

from now on call him she instead of he.

[QUOTE="hydralisk86"][QUOTE="xJust_CraZyx"]With laxatives you have to worry about putting too much :oParandrus

And **** his liver:P

Have sex with his mom. Then tell him you had sex with his mom.

[QUOTE="hydralisk86"][QUOTE="xJust_CraZyx"]With laxatives you have to worry about putting too much :oPirate700

1. take a coffee table and while hes sleeping put it above his head
2.take a air-horn and blow it near his ear
3.???
3. PROFIT!

1. Open pre-formed package of biscuits.
2. Splooge on said biscuits.
3. Bake
4. Serve to brother.

He'll love that extra buttery goodness

1. Open pre-formed package of biscuits.
2. Splooge on said biscuits.
3. Bake
4. Serve to brother.

He'll love that extra buttery goodnessmouthforbathory

1. Open pre-formed package of biscuits.

2. Splooge on said biscuits.

3. Bake

4. Throw a bucket at him

Wow he won't expect that!

[QUOTE="loft8000"]

Put heaps of laxatives in his food/drink, as well as spit if you want. lol.

AceTheBat-Hound

Take him out for a nice dinner between brothers and give him lots of compliments. That is all.

Tie some firecrackers to his ankles while he's asleep.