So there's this girl in 1st period I really like. She's a pretty big coke-head and she pretty much won't date anyone unless they're cool with doing cocaine, but I don't want to do cocaine, so I thought I could snort chalk dust in front of her instead and she'll think I'm doing cocaine. Then I could just pretend to be high and she'll like date me. Is this safe?
You DO realize that she's only gonna be dating you because she thinks you could score her some blow, right? If you're gonna do something so deplorable, you might as well do it with a crackhead. It won't cost you as much, and you could get your rocks off for only about $5.00
Why chalk...? Who the hell snorts chalk!? Definitely use powdered sugar. That way if you somehow taste it, it will be sweet! (in more ways then 1!!!) Chalk will make you sneeze.... Geez, thought everyone knew that.
Zomg rofl. I think it's safe to assume that no one in this thread has ever, or will never want to, snort chalk dusk. With this in mind, i think it would be ideal to keep it that way. No snorting of anything, it's bad for your nose. =D
[QUOTE="SavageM2"]Why chalk...? Definitely use powdered sugar. Chalk will make you sneeze.... Geez, thought everyone knew that. :roll:warbmxjohn
Powdered sugar wouldn't make you sneeze? And I can admit back in the day I've seen a noob sneeze away coke as well :lol:
Have you never looked on the back of a powdered sugar bag? It has anti-sneezing technology made right into it. It has to do with the very small crystallized supernomes that take apart the debris know as "solonus" The very matter that makes you sneeze. It is an excellent idea if you ask me. Get the feel of making a big mistake, at a fraction of the cost!!!
[QUOTE="yabbicoke"]Responses to this thread are no where near as funny as I had hoped. :(yabbicoke
Well my usual response is "when in doubt, whip it out", but that philosophy doesnt apply to this.
Better luck next time.
When DOESN'T that philosophy apply?
Because you weren't asking for advice on what to do. You knew what to do, you were just curious of the side effects.
Not saying you cant do it, it cant fail, but you might as well use it in the right context. You dont want to be talking about cocaine and suddenly drop your dacks, you'd look like a fool because you went completely off topic. It's better to not go anywhere near cocaine in a conversation and to do so. Better yet, just walk up to her and let loose. It's guarenteed to work.
[QUOTE="warbmxjohn"][QUOTE="SavageM2"]Why chalk...? Definitely use powdered sugar. Chalk will make you sneeze.... Geez, thought everyone knew that. :roll:SavageM2
Powdered sugar wouldn't make you sneeze? And I can admit back in the day I've seen a noob sneeze away coke as well :lol:
Have you never looked on the back of a powdered sugar bag? It has anti-sneezing technology made right into it. It has to do with the very small crystallized supernomes that take apart the debris know as "solonus" The very matter that makes you sneeze. It is an excellent idea if you ask me. Get the feel of making a big mistake, at a fraction of the cost!!!
And a even smaller fraction of the benefit:|... But seriously you make a entirely valid point I was just enjoying some humor.
[QUOTE="warbmxjohn"]And a even smaller fraction of the benefit:|... But seriously you make a entirely valid point I was just enjoying some humor. SavageM2
Pretty sure she's either going to want a line off you or recognise from your behaviour that you didn't snort coke. Either way, you'll end up looking pretty silly. This is a joke thread, right?
Here is what you do. Do some cocaine with her regularly. Then when you gain her trust give her some extra laced coke. When she OD's you can take her out on a romantic night on the town (your van) before droping her off at her home (lake) who knows you may even get a good night kiss for your kindly romantic gestures. It works with teh ladies all da time.
[QUOTE="warbmxjohn"]And a even smaller fraction of the benefit:|... But seriously you make a entirely valid point I was just enjoying some humor. warbmxjohn
I know. Same here. :)
Coooooooool :D
Are...are you mocking me Professor Chaos!? (I know that's not your username, but I calls it like I sees it! And I see Professor Chaos :P)
So there's this girl in 1st period I really like. She's a pretty big coke-head and she pretty much won't date anyone unless they're cool with doing cocaine, but I don't want to do cocaine, so I thought I could snort chalk dust in front of her instead and she'll think I'm doing cocaine. Then I could just pretend to be high and she'll like date me. Is this safe?yabbicoke
Do coke for a chick? words of advice go find someone else... IF you were my friend i would think you where a loser...
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