I was attacked by Geese on my college campus

Its ridiculous they put these birds on campus and when people walk by they go near you or you can feed them but I gave them bread and it flew up and attacked me...wth

Is it just me? Or am I kind of surprised you're not writing about suing the college for this?

Hahaha....no really..hahaha

You shouldn't make eye contact with geese.

They put birds there? Are you implying that bird are statuesque and are incapable of locating themselves onto your campus?CrimzonTide

yes, Huge pond and a bridge benches, i tried being nice and the birds leaped at me and my friends

Let this be a lesson to you: geese are asseholes.

yes, Huge pond and a bridge benches, i tried being nice and the birds leaped at me and my friendsKingOfAsia

Oh and by the way; Easter is coming up soon. Happy Easter!

Oh and by the way; Easter is coming up soon. Happy Easter!

TheFatPerson

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You should of shot em dead man! 'Murican justice!Bloodseeker23

Plus, you could have cooked the goose and siphoned off the grease, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.

Your tale of injustice was quite riveting. I've never sat this close to the edge of my seat before.Wilfred_Owen

TL DR: cool story bro?

File a grievance against the geese. Your blog is a perfect place to practice doing so.