I was thinking....Oscar Meier

So I was thinking this morning and the Oscar Meier Weiner song popped into my head for some reason. I then thought that it was weird that all of those kids wished they actually were Oscar Meier Weiner. Can anyone explain the benefits to being one?

P.S.

Yes I probably misspelled OMW

You get to ride in the Weinermobile

So I was thinking this morning and the Oscar Meier Weiner song popped into my head for some reason. I then thought that it was weird that all of those kids wished they actually were Oscar Meier Weiner. Can anyone explain the benefits to being one?

P.S.

Yes I probably misspelled OMW

jckpodkid2

Because then when someone is eating you they won't complain that your salty sauce (ketchup) tastes bad! And if you smell like onions it'll be a good thing.

NOOO! Do not think! Oscar Meyer weiners were invented in 10,000 B.C. by Bill Gates when fire-breathing muffin tops from Pluto started humming, which caused an earthquake, releasing the weiners from the center of the earth, where Bill Gates had stored them thinking they'd never be found. The weiners were forced into the mouths of children, warping their minds into mindless zombies who only new how to sing one stupid song. The clouds became angry so they rained stapler-cheddar cheese-cheetah hybrids who knew kung-fu, which is why Jet Li was inspired to learn his own martial art, except for Chuck Norris, he was taught by his own eyeballs. Only those two organs on that mans body know the whole story. It is a sad, sad world I'm afraid, but there's always Hebrew National!!ligerz76

acid is one hell of a drug

[QUOTE="ligerz76"]NOOO! Do not think! Oscar Meyer weiners were invented in 10,000 B.C. by Bill Gates when fire-breathing muffin tops from Pluto started humming, which caused an earthquake, releasing the weiners from the center of the earth, where Bill Gates had stored them thinking they'd never be found. The weiners were forced into the mouths of children, warping their minds into mindless zombies who only new how to sing one stupid song. The clouds became angry so they rained stapler-cheddar cheese-cheetah hybrids who knew kung-fu, which is why Jet Li was inspired to learn his own martial art, except for Chuck Norris, he was taught by his own eyeballs. Only those two organs on that mans body know the whole story. It is a sad, sad world I'm afraid, but there's always Hebrew National!!sovereign_22

acid is one hell of a drug

[QUOTE="sovereign_22"]

[QUOTE="ligerz76"]NOOO! Do not think! Oscar Meyer weiners were invented in 10,000 B.C. by Bill Gates when fire-breathing muffin tops from Pluto started humming, which caused an earthquake, releasing the weiners from the center of the earth, where Bill Gates had stored them thinking they'd never be found. The weiners were forced into the mouths of children, warping their minds into mindless zombies who only new how to sing one stupid song. The clouds became angry so they rained stapler-cheddar cheese-cheetah hybrids who knew kung-fu, which is why Jet Li was inspired to learn his own martial art, except for Chuck Norris, he was taught by his own eyeballs. Only those two organs on that mans body know the whole story. It is a sad, sad world I'm afraid, but there's always Hebrew National!!ligerz76

acid is one hell of a drug

where i come from thats slang for acid!

NOOO! Do not think! Oscar Meyer weiners were invented in 10,000 B.C. by Bill Gates when fire-breathing muffin tops from Pluto started humming, which caused an earthquake, releasing the weiners from the center of the earth, where Bill Gates had stored them thinking they'd never be found. The weiners were forced into the mouths of children, warping their minds into mindless zombies who only new how to sing one stupid song. The clouds became angry so they rained stapler-cheddar cheese-cheetah hybrids who knew kung-fu, which is why Jet Li was inspired to learn his own martial art, except for Chuck Norris, he was taught by his own eyeballs. Only those two organs on that mans body know the whole story. It is a sad, sad world I'm afraid, but there's always Hebrew National!!ligerz76

That was the weirdest thing I have ever read. And I can't believe I took the time to read it lol.

[QUOTE="ligerz76"][QUOTE="sovereign_22"]

[QUOTE="ligerz76"]NOOO! Do not think! Oscar Meyer weiners were invented in 10,000 B.C. by Bill Gates when fire-breathing muffin tops from Pluto started humming, which caused an earthquake, releasing the weiners from the center of the earth, where Bill Gates had stored them thinking they'd never be found. The weiners were forced into the mouths of children, warping their minds into mindless zombies who only new how to sing one stupid song. The clouds became angry so they rained stapler-cheddar cheese-cheetah hybrids who knew kung-fu, which is why Jet Li was inspired to learn his own martial art, except for Chuck Norris, he was taught by his own eyeballs. Only those two organs on that mans body know the whole story. It is a sad, sad world I'm afraid, but there's always Hebrew National!!sovereign_22

acid is one hell of a drug

where i come from thats slang for acid!

If I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me.Oleg_Huzwog

[QUOTE="sovereign_22"][QUOTE="ligerz76"][QUOTE="sovereign_22"]

[QUOTE="ligerz76"]NOOO! Do not think! Oscar Meyer weiners were invented in 10,000 B.C. by Bill Gates when fire-breathing muffin tops from Pluto started humming, which caused an earthquake, releasing the weiners from the center of the earth, where Bill Gates had stored them thinking they'd never be found. The weiners were forced into the mouths of children, warping their minds into mindless zombies who only new how to sing one stupid song. The clouds became angry so they rained stapler-cheddar cheese-cheetah hybrids who knew kung-fu, which is why Jet Li was inspired to learn his own martial art, except for Chuck Norris, he was taught by his own eyeballs. Only those two organs on that mans body know the whole story. It is a sad, sad world I'm afraid, but there's always Hebrew National!!ligerz76

acid is one hell of a drug

where i come from thats slang for acid!

And Where would that be

[QUOTE="ligerz76"][QUOTE="sovereign_22"][QUOTE="ligerz76"][QUOTE="sovereign_22"]

[QUOTE="ligerz76"]NOOO! Do not think! Oscar Meyer weiners were invented in 10,000 B.C. by Bill Gates when fire-breathing muffin tops from Pluto started humming, which caused an earthquake, releasing the weiners from the center of the earth, where Bill Gates had stored them thinking they'd never be found. The weiners were forced into the mouths of children, warping their minds into mindless zombies who only new how to sing one stupid song. The clouds became angry so they rained stapler-cheddar cheese-cheetah hybrids who knew kung-fu, which is why Jet Li was inspired to learn his own martial art, except for Chuck Norris, he was taught by his own eyeballs. Only those two organs on that mans body know the whole story. It is a sad, sad world I'm afraid, but there's always Hebrew National!!jckpodkid2

acid is one hell of a drug

where i come from thats slang for acid!

And Where would that be