Hitler =/= Evil
Kill Kitten =/= Evil
Rape/Pillage =/= Evil
To be Evil, you have to be a whole different caliber of nasty, as far as I am concerned.
First, develop a God complex.
Second, attain the prominent political office within your country by usurping by personally, and puublicly, usurping the person(s) currently in charge.
*Sounds pretty generic right now*
Third, cut off your country's communication with the outside world completely.
*This is where you begin to be evil*
Begin subjugating your own people. **** the rest of the world right now! You want YOUR people to know how bad ass you are, and how you are not going to take **** from anyone.
This involves several things:
- You must perform, engage, or witness almost every execution, torture, pain, pillage, etc that occurs. NO EXCEPTIONS!! You can not be one of those pissy hands-off type of dictators who puts the grunt work off on people who can handle it.
- You need to kill in the millions. Emphasis on YOU. Let them know who is boss. Hell, go for a record. You can beat Stalin easy.
- Keep diplomatic ties healthy, but distant. Confuse the hell out of the other countries. Make them say, "He is such a nice guy, Shame what is happening to his country."
- Slaughter Children.....Yeah.
- Make your birthday the only recognized holiday. The punishment for the celebration of anything else will result in having family members dipped in acid.
- Make yourself into God. I.E. Make people worship you as one.
That is just a short laundry list of the evil things you can do, and all of those have been done.
If you want to be truly evil do this:
On any given day....set off every nuclear weapon you have access to in our own country, after you have fleed to America for political refuge. And do not make it look like an accident, claim responsibilty for that **** That will make you the most evil man in the world.
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