Iceland's version of Santa is ****ed up

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#1 gameguy6700
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They don't wear red, and they're not jolly: The 13 Santas who usher in Christmas in Iceland are "descendants" of trolls and ogres who revel in terrifying young children.

Tradition holds they visit homes, in succession, on the 13 days before December 25, depositing either sweets or a toy or - the worst case scenario for bad behaviour - a potato in shoes children have left by a window.

"The Santas are trolls and come from Icelandic folklore; it is in their nature to be evil," explained folklorist Steinunn Gudmundardottir.

Known as Yule Lads, they can strike fear in the hearts of youngsters, as witnessed when "Stekkjastaur", the first-born of these 13 troll "brothers", made an appearance at Iceland's National Museum 13 days before Christmas.

About 100 children waited anxiously as he burst into a room, sporting a traditional Icelandic wool sweater, knickerbockers and a bright red wool cap that matched his rosy nose and cheeks half-hidden by a bushy grey beard.

"I am not only the first Santa to come to town, I am also the eldest," he bellowed, stomping sternly and demanding who knew where his name came from.

A few trembling hands went up before bolder children shouted: "Because you are inflexible" and "because you drink sheep's milk". Both were right - all 13 "Lads" have their own distinct traits and Stekkjastaur, which translates to "Sheep-pen Clod", likes sneaking into sheep pens to suckle the yews but does so clumsily because he has stiff knees, according to Icelandic folklore.

Over the centuries the Yule Lads "slowly evolved into being kinder, although they occasionally tease and maybe steal",Gudmundardottir told AFP.

She said the change probably dates back to a 1746 law banning parents from scaring their children with the likes of evil trolls and Santas.

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#2 th3warr1or
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Haha, the Norse are so intense.
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Merry xmas kiddies

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#4 ToppledPillars
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How dare you say this

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#5 Dragoran123
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Merry xmas kiddies

chaplainDMK

That's exactly what I was visualizing them as as I read that.

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#6 mr_poodles123
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lol they got trolololed.
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#7 Virtual_Price
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Worse than my version.

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#8 Solid_Snake325
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This reminds me of Felix's (Javier Bardem) story in Collateral. Did anyone else think of that?
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#9 Shadowchronicle
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I heard in iceland you can't really build a house because they think icelandic elves live underground.:| There are some procedures they have to go through...

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#10 Vendayn
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Santa doesn't actually exist. What happens is your parents actually buys the gifts (from stores, that get them from manufacturing companies which are run by humans and robotic equipment) and then the parents wraps the gifts up, not little Elves or Santa.

Sorry guys.

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#11 SteveTabernacle
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Santa doesn't actually exist. What happens is your parents actually buys the gifts (from stores, that get them from manufacturing companies which are run by humans and robotic equipment) and then the parents wraps the gifts up, not little Elves or Santa.

Sorry guys.

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Noez! :(
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#12 Rusteater
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Santa doesn't actually exist. What happens is your parents actually buys the gifts (from stores, that get them from manufacturing companies which are run by humans and robotic equipment) and then the parents wraps the gifts up, not little Elves or Santa.

Sorry guys.

Vendayn

:cry:

You're no fun!!!

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That's pretty awesome, actually. Coal is useful; a shoe potato, not so much. I'd love to be able to say I got a potato in my shoe from a troll, though.
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#14 Ulfur69
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You forget Grýla, their mother who eats naughty children. There is even a big, mean, black christmas cat that eats children that don't get new clothes for Christmas. I used to love these stories when I was a kid. Now I think they sound like tales of a gang of insane robbers and murderers that used to travel the countryside pillaging Iceland around Christmas...

And whoever said we can't build houses because of the elves, you are completely right, that's why we live in igloos or palm tree houses in the south parts. It sucks when we get rabid polar bear invasions, but at least we all have lightsabers.

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#15 Phaze-Two
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yeah i saw a video on the swiss version of christmas. lol.

this scary troll like dude comes to kids houses and scares them, and another one "kidnaps" kids in the streets who are bad. plenty of terrified screaming/crying kids and creepy jerks in scary costumes makes for some lulz. man germanic christmases are the best.

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Santa doesn't actually exist. What happens is your parents actually buys the gifts (from stores, that get them from manufacturing companies which are run by humans and robotic equipment) and then the parents wraps the gifts up, not little Elves or Santa.

Sorry guys.

Vendayn

Spoiler alert!!!

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#17 Phaze-Two
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That's pretty awesome, actually. Coal is useful; a shoe potato, not so much. I'd love to be able to say I got a potato in my shoe from a troll, though.harashawn

you can.

just like you can say that jesus the son of god, who totally exists, was born of a virgin and died for our sins, effectivly sacrificing (although he gets to be top dog in heaven for eternity, so not much of a sacrifice) himself to himself, so we don't go to the hell that god created in the first place.

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#18 gameguy6700
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yeah i saw a video on the swiss version of christmas. lol.

this scary troll like dude comes to kids houses and scares them, and another one "kidnaps" kids in the streets who are bad. plenty of terrified screaming/crying kids and creepy jerks in scary costumes makes for some lulz. man germanic christmases are the best.

Phaze-Two
You got a link to this video?
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#19 Enid_Green
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Yeah I'd be completely terrified of someone who's going to leave a potato in my shoe...

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#20 Allicrombie
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Santa doesn't actually exist. What happens is your parents actually buys the gifts (from stores, that get them from manufacturing companies which are run by humans and robotic equipment) and then the parents wraps the gifts up, not little Elves or Santa.

Sorry guys.

Vendayn
wait, what? O.O
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I prefer Krampus.