Idiots on the road...Share your stories...

So today I was driving to McDonalds for a job orientation and I wasn't 100% sure of where all of the turns were going to be since I hadn't gone to this location before.

I proceeded to turn out of my neighborhood into the middle lane...I knew that this guy in a Chevy Avalanche was coming in the right lane, but I had plenty of time to turn out. As I turned out I am going straight and then this guy zooms right by me and cuts me off just feet infront of my car. Note that it was only me and him on the 3 lane road.

I think whatever, the guy is just a moron...

So I have to stay straight for a little while to find the street I need to make a right on, McDermot, and I see the guy in the right lane (though he was turning right into a neighborhood), so when I go past him I honked. And he proceeds to zoom right up on my tail in the middle lane. I found an opening in the right lane between two cars which I figured would prevent him from doing anything else that was stupid.

I see him slam his breaks in the middle lane and then proceed to get into my lane a car or so infront of me...So I keep straight on Coit and think that he is making a right at the coming street (he was in the turn lane), Hedgecoxe, and as I look to my right as I drive by I saw the anger-induced face on him, his eyes popping from his skull, and decided I'd stick my hand up and flip him the bird like I just didn't care.

I was laughing on the inside, but as I saw him zoom behind me I looked for the quickest place to turn in(ashopping area)and saw him on my ass in the rearview mirror...That was a shot of adrenaline...He had to lock up his breaks to avoid hitting me as I heard the screeching...

I drove through the area and thought I was coming to a dead end, but I noticed I could turn left and it was into a drive through car wash...Luckily I saw two guys washing the car, and I just pointed to the guy behind me like he was 'bout to do something crazy.

He jumped out of his car, came over to my car and banged on the window yelling, "You cut me off!!!" Which never happened...I just looked at him like he was an idiot and then he made a big sigh and hit the roof of the car...he drove off.

What a moron I tell you...Well I got his license plate number...Anyone think I should file a police complaint about the douche?

Here's his license plate: 6KK Y74

Feel free to comment and share your stories...I know flipping him off wasn't the brightest idea, but I couldn't resist.

By the way this happened in Texas...incase anyone was curious.

i didnt met any idiots on the road yet

i hope i ever wont

Once i was coming off a roundabout in the second of 2 lanes exiting it, but just as i was exiting on to it, someone in the left lane decides to cut me up..badly. The choice was to either crash..or go onto the grass. Needless to say it was highly embarrasing when people were turning their heads in their cars as it seemed i had driven off the road for no apparent reason..god damnitmmogoon

Dang, that's no fun, did you get their plate number and get them to pay for your car damages?

Well once me and my friend were driving on the by-pass and he was driving with his knees. He can do it b/c he is over 6 ft and he has a tiny jeep. So we are driving and a big SUV passes us and my friend waves at them with both hands. They have a horrified look on their faces and they then pass us. They pull ahead of us and throw a bottle of who-knows-what and it hits the road and its contents hits his jeep. My friend then passes them and they get 4 middle fingers toward them and we speed off.

There was sticky crap all over the front of the jeep.

[QUOTE="mmogoon"]Once i was coming off a roundabout in the second of 2 lanes exiting it, but just as i was exiting on to it, someone in the left lane decides to cut me up..badly. The choice was to either crash..or go onto the grass. Needless to say it was highly embarrasing when people were turning their heads in their cars as it seemed i had driven off the road for no apparent reason..god damnitOdissius

Dang, that's no fun, did you get their plate number and get them to pay for your car damages?

Nah, there were no car damages, just went up a curb thing quite fast

Was going through a yellow. Som idiot lady on the road to my right (It was a 3 way stop) decided to turn early......while talking on her cellphone and not looking. Dumb ***** almost pulled right in front of me. Thankfully I was actually paying attention and got into the other lane just in time.

Another time, I am driving minding my own business when some asshat in the land to my right decides he wants to get in my lane without signaling. I literally came a foot away from hitting the jackass. After realizing I was there, something he should have done earlier, he backed off his lane change.....

I drive about 120 miles per day for work.... Virginia is filled with some of the stupidest people ever :|

"dur that's my exit, let me cut across 4 lanes of traffic"

"uhhh huh what does 'lane ends, merge right' mean"

I drive about 120 miles per day for work.... Virginia is filled with some of the stupidest people ever :|

"dur that's my exit, let me cut across 4 lanes of traffic"

"uhhh huh what does 'lane ends, merge right' mean"

blooddemon666

Well, I didnt got hit or something like it... But yesterday, a cabdriver scraped the left side of my car totally paintless. It's a long story, so...I guess I will have to say: Check The Blog.BraindeadRacr

Well at least he was nice enough to not speed off...glad everything worked out for you ok.

[QUOTE="BraindeadRacr"]Well, I didnt got hit or something like it... But yesterday, a cabdriver scraped the left side of my car totally paintless. It's a long story, so...I guess I will have to say: Check The Blog.Odissius

I was standing still at a stop sign at the school parking lot and there were about 20 cars infront and behind me. This dumb chick in a mustang starts pulling out of her parking space...inching closer and closer to my car. I honk the horn once..she keeps moving. I honk it twice...still going. So I open the window and yell out "STOP THE CAR YOU ****"

She finally stops...so close to putting a dent in my door.

But wait it gets better...as I'm pulling away I look back and see that same dumb chick with the back of her mustang implanted into someone elses car. I swear the road tests are just tooooo lenient these days.