idk what to do, help please!

okay well here it is..

one of my good friends has this uncle bernie who was always a little weird. he is a bum and has no life, woman, money, or anything. Its his dads brother so he let him stay with them. He shares a room with my friend at his house. Well heres the sickest part ever, my friend was sayin how his uncle bernie would touch him sexually and other things like that, and would make my friend give him oral s*x. what do you guys think he should do? idk if his parents will believe him either. thanks any help is appreciated.

okay well here it is..

one of my good friends has this uncle bernie who was always a little weird. he is a bum and has no life, woman, money, or anything. Its his dads brother so he let him stay with them. He shares a room with my friend at his house. Well heres the sickest part ever, my friend was sayin how his uncle bernie would touch him sexually and other things like that, and would make my friend give him oral s*x. what do you guys think he should do? idk if his parents will believe him either. thanks any help is appreciated.

Hoyt34

Take the shotgun out and shoot him in self-defense.

Who is this guy.

do a barrel roll.

/thread

Bwahahaha. Uncle Bernie.

Ok, next time Bernie asks for oral tell your friend to bite it.

thats really gross to bite it. come on guys im serious i really dont know what to do, my friend says he has a pistol in his room and he holds it to his head when he makes him do all that nasty stuff.

I was being 100% serious about the bite it thing.

But on a 200% serious note, CALL THE DAMN FEDS.

thats really gross to bite it. come on guys im serious i really dont know what to do, my friend says he has a pistol in his room and he holds it to his head when he makes him do all that nasty stuff.

Hoyt34

Rofl! This is more absurd than me being rich.

Btw...your attempt at an epic thread dying...Kikouken

Water under the bridge my friend.

im not trying to be rude or anything but i wish you guys would stop screwing around. Im not trying to make an epic thread, i just want some advice so i can help my friend.Hoyt34

Then go to the link I sent you. Call him up and he will fly you, your friend, and Uncle Bernie out to Chicago and put you on his show and all of GameSpot can have a good laugh.

im not trying to be rude or anything but i wish you guys would stop screwing around. Im not trying to make an epic thread, i just want some advice so i can help my friend.Hoyt34

Then stop being a ****ing idiot, obviously you should call the police, what else would you do? Christ...

im not trying to be rude or anything but i wish you guys would stop screwing around. Im not trying to make an epic thread, i just want some advice so i can help my friend.Hoyt34

Jesus christ, call the cops. -_____-'

Or are you scared that Uncle Bernie'll find you?

[QUOTE="Hoyt34"]im not trying to be rude or anything but i wish you guys would stop screwing around. Im not trying to make an epic thread, i just want some advice so i can help my friend.Kikouken

Jesus christ, call the cops. -_____-'

Or are you scared that Uncle Bernie'll find you?

Be quite before Uncle Bernie puts a gun to your head and makes you give him oral sex.

Asking a gaming forum about sexual abuse is probably not the best thing to do...

:roll:

Asking a gaming forum about sexual abuse is probably not the best thing to do...

:roll:

-Sluggo-

What's your sig from?

[QUOTE="-Sluggo-"]

Asking a gaming forum about sexual abuse is probably not the best thing to do...

:roll:

Darth_Tyrev

What's your sig from?

Dead Island