If a bear ran for president would you vote for it?

If they laws were changed and the bear was an american born citizen would you vote for him?

I would..no country would mess with a bear..And no keep it real...real bears dont have lazers for eyes.

GIven our choices in 2k12 I would vote for bear and IMO bear would do a better job then anyone running ATM(exscept for maybe ron paul)

Can't be worse than any other president this world has seen...

In B4 quip from Xaos.

Can't be worse than any other president this world has seen...

lancea34

Thats the point of the thread..Our options are screwed..A bear would run this country better then anyone right now.

Considering it would maul anything that gets in its way, it gets my vote.

No. I hear bears are attracted to women's periods, so voting for a bear would be putting the entire White House in danger.

Which bear.

Which bear.

Necrifer

Any bear.

Look at everyone running right now? a bear could do a better job and in a debate it would just maul whoever tried to politic/kiss the publics ass just for votes and then never deilver.A bear would deliver.and no country would oppose us since the bear would maul them as well.

Any bear.

Look at everyone running right now? a bear could do a better job and in a debate it would just maul whoever tried to politic/kiss the publics ass just for votes and then never deilver.A bear would deliver.and no country would oppose us since the bear would maul them as well.

Kcube

You have to be careful with that "Anyone but ___" mentality. I would have to have a thorough background check done on the bear before I make any decisions.

[QUOTE="Kcube"]

Any bear.

Look at everyone running right now? a bear could do a better job and in a debate it would just maul whoever tried to politic/kiss the publics ass just for votes and then never deilver.A bear would deliver.and no country would oppose us since the bear would maul them as well.

Necrifer

You have to be careful with that "Anyone but ___" mentality. I would have to have a thorough background check done on the bear before I make any decisions.

I don't thin kthat would be an issue.

Sure the oppenents would ask stuff like "Did you kill a deer" or they would go after him for "over fishing"

Also a bear would be no different then outr presidents..they both hybernate year round.

I don't thin kthat would be an issue.

Sure the oppenents would ask stuff like "Did you kill a deer" or they would go after him for "over fishing"

Kcube

For all I know, this bear is a murdering meth-head set on the destruction of our country. Uninformed voters will ruin the world.

The bear has already been defeated by Ronald Reagan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpwdcmjBgNA

Why not? We already have a huge bore in the white house. :)

(Yeah, spelled boar for the animal, but you know what I mean)

I always vote for Johnny the bear.KiIIyou

KillYou you know ypour my best freind on here but FFS change your sig..It creeps me out :cry:

jk its awesome :(

SOrry for going offtopic but I had to address this :P

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]I always vote for Johnny the bear.Kcube

KillYou you know ypour my best freind on here but FFS change your sig..It creeps me out :cry:

jk its awesome :(

SOrry for going offtopic but I had to address this :P

"bear"

I see wut u did thar

only if said bear was Teddy Ruxpin.Allicrombie

I had one of those in the 80s :lol:

I think he'd infringe on my right to bear arms to please the woodland demographic.

That's why I keep my bear arms in a safe.

Is it a panda bear? Polar bear?

I would, yes.

Questions like these eat away a piece of my soul....

MetallicaKings

Liar.

We all know you have no soul.

[QUOTE="MetallicaKings"]

Questions like these eat away a piece of my soul....

Necrifer

Liar.

We all know you have no soul.

Bear must've eaten it.

My point is...A bear would run the country better then anyone ATM.

Not only that but imagine how badass it would be to have a real bear as president :P

Not unless it's that mean bear from Toy Story 3. I didn't like him. :evil:

Not unless it's that mean bear from Toy Story 3. I didn't like him. :evil:

soulless4now

That bear was a control freak and a real dick IMO.

I can't tell if it is funny or sad that a bear would make a better president than whoever wins the GOP nomination and Obama....

Perhaps it is both.... But yes, I would vote for a bear. As long as it is not a black bear...

I can't tell if it is funny or sad that a bear would make a better president than whoever wins the GOP nomination and Obama....

Perhaps it is both.... But yes, I would vote for a bear. As long as it is not a black bear...

LORD_BLACKGULT

RACIST!!!!!!

BUt yeah a bear would run this country much better then our current runners and thats a true and sad fact.

But rednecks will want to kill President Bear!

Oh wait. They want to do the same thing to our current President. :lol:

I would vote for this Bear:

:P

A polar bear or a brown bear?

No way. I've heard that he ****s in the woods. That's not really appropriate for a president.MrGeezer

Yeah.

He's supposed to do it on the Constitution, like the current President.

A polar bear or a brown bear?

tenaka2

teddy is the only one in that families history i would vote for, because he, unlike the rest of his political family, had some intellectual and moral value to humanity.

I would just vote for a 3rd party candidate.:|UprootedDreamer