If a hot pocket was in your room..

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#1 kurama2002
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If a hot pocket was in your room and it had pork in it and you were a faithful muslim would you eat it?
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#3 Moo-Moo-Milk
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Eh, it wouldn't matter I don't like hot pockets anyways
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#4 rosesforever89
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why is the pocket not attached to the jeans? and why is it filled with pork?
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#5 hokies1313
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I'd ask it if it had met the Hot Dog that was in my room earlier.
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#6 JackMcSexbeard
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Nooooooooo! you beat me to the hot pocket fad thread.
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#7 kurama2002
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why is the pocket not attached to the jeans? and why is it filled with pork? rosesforever89

lol the microwavable food.

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#8 blooddemon666
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I'd rather not get diarrhea, thank you
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#9 overkill_
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I can't have gluten. You're cruel =/
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#10 rosesforever89
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[QUOTE="rosesforever89"]why is the pocket not attached to the jeans? and why is it filled with pork? kurama2002

lol the microwavable food.

I know. I was just messing around.:P
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#11 Mutatedbloodelf
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Throw it away.
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#12 dawso0n
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yes i would, then lash myself afterwards
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#13 martialbullet
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sorry, it didn't enter the room so out it goes!
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#14 Wetall_basic
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God help us!
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#15 skullkrusher13
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which thread started this? I am late to the party
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#16 Pearl_of_Egypt
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of course not. I'd make sweet sweet love to it.
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#17 premier111
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heck yes Hot pockets FTW!
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#18 stevenk4k5
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Hmmmmm...

I'd put it in the hot guys mouth and then proceed to eat it... and then make out with the hot guy while scolding hot cheese and ham drips down my chest.

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#19 Honenheim
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lol, the whatever topics in your room is really getting weird now.
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#20 Kikouken
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Hardcore phailure.
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#21 rcignoni
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Why the hell isn't it on my pants?

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#22 ElZilcho90
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Eat it? No.

Do terrible, highly illegal and unholy things to it? By God, yes.
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#23 MattUD1
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How the hell did a Hot Pocket *high deadpan voice*Hot Pocket*end voice* open a door?
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#24 -TheSecondSign-
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I would invite it into my bed.

HOOOOOT POCKETS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20

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#25 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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i would ditch my religion since i was never much for religion anyways, bite into it and say "what no bacon?"
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#26 MrDziekuje
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If there is an uneaten hot pocket in my room, surely a ninja placed it there as a trap.
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#27 MattUD1
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I would invite it into my bed.

HOOOOOT POCKETS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20

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Dead Pocket.
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#28 kurama2002
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If there is an uneaten hot pocket in my room, surely a ninja placed it there as a trap.MrDziekuje

lmao

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#30 SaintBlaze
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No.