If god had a complaint box

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#1 tidus_swain
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So you can put a little bit of paper, with a request in the complaint box. God opens the box at the end of the week... and lets say the Goverment has made it policy that he has to try his upmost to get good living standards for the earth, and what the earth people want...

So, back to the Slip of paper. One request you can have. Write it down, put it in the box, and if it is reasonable, he will try and make it happen. Has to be something really annoying you though.

I would ask for God to go back in time, and when he is creating the earth, just add a little less water.

(Don't say God doesn't exsist or anything, it's just a question of what you want to change, with added story behind it)
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#2 im_very_kind
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i would wish for the world to forget the christian god, and go back to pagan times.
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#3 LostProphetFLCL
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Dear God, Please stop creating so many idiots....
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#4 kyleali11
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make the earth normal ( no crazy people, no murderers, no bisexuals)
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#5 AncientNecro
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so the government (and you haven't specified which country's) has control over God through policies and laws?
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#6 foxhound_fox
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I doubt he would check it.
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#7 quiglythegreat
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I wouldn't ask for a change in anything.
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i would ask him to make ppl with more common sense
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#9 LJS9502_basic
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The world is on it's own........
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#10 Marx_Brother
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I wouldn't ask him anything, because he doesn't exist.
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#11 Shalashaska77
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id tell him to stop making people with a 47th chomosone, its not funny anymore.... >_>
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#12 teh_forbidden
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I think he would get tired of all the complaining and take free will away from us.
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#13 Erasorn
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]Dear God, Please stop creating so many idiots....

Wouldn't that put you in danger? :P I'm curious to hear why the world would be better if we had less water though, mr. Thread starter.. :o
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#14 Shalashaska77
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[QUOTE="Erasorn"][QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]Dear God, Please stop creating so many idiots....

Wouldn't that put you in danger? :P I'm curious to hear why the world would be better if we had less water though, mr. Thread starter.. :o

Do we really need all that salt water?