if humans had to evolve what would we evolve in too?

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#1 hiphopballer
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i say we get gills and swim :D! it would be fun. we would be called seamen!

what would u think we would change into

EDIT: lol i did not notice the seamen part! :shock::oops::lol: my bad

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See Wall-E.

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Manbear-pig?

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#6 194197844077667059316682358889
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Wartortles, then Blastoises
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into abe sapien..like in hellboy.
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Wartortles, then Blastoisesxaos
I didn't come from no Mankey. :x
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Evolution generally requires death to take place from what we've observed, so I doubt humans will make any significant evolutions for a long time to come short of a major natural (or non-natural) disaster. The best we can hope for is the ability to injest rotten food, or perhaps a resistance to radiation. Given many millennia it's possible that continued use of our brains to a large extent will force their evolution though, giving us more advanced intelligence.
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#11 alphamale1989
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I think Technology and medical advancements are decreasing the importance of genes.
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#12 hiphopballer
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all of them are funny. last 2 wow i did not expect that, :|

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#13 enterawesome
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This, of course:

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Evolution generally requires death to take place from what we've observed, so I doubt humans will make any significant evolutions for a long time to come short of a major natural (or non-natural) disaster. The best we can hope for is the ability to injest rotten food, or perhaps a resistance to radiation. Given many millennia it's possible that continued use of our brains to a large extent will force their evolution though, giving us more advanced intelligence.metroid_dragon
humans are dying all the time from things like cancer, HIV, breathing chemicals, etc...

Humans are currently mutating. There are at least 16 different mutation genetic sequences within todays human genome that are currently in the process of changing. One of those genetic sequences are what gives us the ability to ingest lactose past the age of childhood.

To the original poster, there is no speciufic thing that would occur as a result of us evolving. I mean we won't grow a third arm or anything. The only way to go from here on is the way our species has been evolving in the past. Maybe a little taller, maybe our brain size will increase a tad, maybe we'll 'evolve' in ways that currently technological advancement is working towards. That being our conciousness will be uploaded to a mainframe network (I've read this in various scientific journals and such).

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#16 BumFluff122
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I think Technology and medical advancements are decreasing the importance of genes.alphamale1989
If we remain in our current form, that being biological creatures not what I stated above, while medical advancements have put a slow down on evolution there is still going to be evolution occuring. Until we find the means of genetically altering specific strands of DNA and allowing the ability for parents to basically build their own baby human evolution will continue to exist.

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Crabs. Of the giant enemy variety.
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#18 194197844077667059316682358889
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This, of course:

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enterawesome
If so, the future is a real snoozer
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#19 NlKO
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Haven't you seen Idiocracy?

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#20 DJ-Lafleur
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We'd be the same. We'd just gains wings! :D

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#21 Regisland
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Teh Reapers and we will take over teh world!!1!!!1111111!!111

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#22 enterawesome
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="enterawesome"]

This, of course:

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If so, the future is a real snoozer

Hey! 2001 wasn't boring! :P
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#23 Mr_Leonis
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i say we get gills and swim :D! it would be fun. we would be called seamen!

what would u think we would change into

EDIT: lol i did not notice the seamen part! :shock::oops::lol: my bad

hiphopballer

Nintendo...could it be?! :o

Um, all the diseases going around I probably wouldn't want to know unless it benefits us and we develop an immunity.

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#24 scorch-62
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Crabs. Of the giant enemy variety.cjek
But then we would have to evolve even further to rid our species of the weak spot.
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#25 cjek
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[QUOTE="cjek"]Crabs. Of the giant enemy variety.scorch-62
But then we would have to evolve even further to rid our species of the weak spot.

Well every species has a troubled period.
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[QUOTE="enterawesome"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="enterawesome"]

This, of course:

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If so, the future is a real snoozer

Hey! 2001 wasn't boring! :P

Hey, I have insomnia and none of the half dozen or so times I've tried to make it through that movie were successful :P
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#27 OrianaDorta
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into Pokemanz!

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#28 hiphopballer
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into Pokemanz!

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lol r u serious. if so i wanna be human charizard

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#29 OrianaDorta
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[QUOTE="OrianaDorta"]

into Pokemanz!

hiphopballer

lol r u serious. if so i wanna be human charizard

it'll be awesome :D

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Huge heads to accommodate oversized brains, and shrunken limbs after a millennia of little usage; an increasing over reliance on machines; and a penchant for laziness.

Essentially, we'll evolve to look like Humpty Dumpty.

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we will evolve into Chuck Norri
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Huge heads to accommodate oversized brains, and shrunken limbs after a millennia of little usage; an increasing over reliance on machines; and a penchant for laziness.

Essentially, we'll evolve to look like Humpty Dumpty.

poptart
We'll evolve into cannons?
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[QUOTE="poptart"]

Huge heads to accommodate oversized brains, and shrunken limbs after a millennia of little usage; an increasing over reliance on machines; and a penchant for laziness.

Essentially, we'll evolve to look like Humpty Dumpty.

scorch-62

We'll evolve into cannons?

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Part of me wishes we could blend with animal stuff, like flying

but I think we just evolve a bunch of stupid stuff, like thato ne person said about drinking milk past infancy.

if humans evolve, its going to be due to cybernetics or something science fictiony like that

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If I had my druthers, evolution of man would have granted us the ability to fly, breathe and swim underwater, and survive the perils of space without a lifesuit or protective gear, all without making us look like a bird, a fish, or one of the great old ones!

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If I had my druthers, evolution of man would have granted us the ability to fly, breathe and swim underwater, and survive the perils of space without a lifesuit or protective gear, all without making us look like a bird, a fish, or one of the great old ones!

m0zart

For a second there I thoguth you said perils minus the l. I was wondering what you were talking about.

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Clones of Clint Eastwood

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[QUOTE="scorch-62"][QUOTE="poptart"]

Huge heads to accommodate oversized brains, and shrunken limbs after a millennia of little usage; an increasing over reliance on machines; and a penchant for laziness.

Essentially, we'll evolve to look like Humpty Dumpty.

poptart

We'll evolve into cannons?

LMFAO!!!

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[QUOTE="scorch-62"]We'll evolve into cannons?poptart
*pic*

"Humpty Dumpty was in fact an unusually large canon which was mounted on the protective wall of "St. Mary's Wall Church" in Colchester, England. It was intended to protect the Parliamentarian stronghold of Colchester which was in the temporarily in control of the Royalists during the period of English history, described as the English Civil War ( 1642 - 1649)." (link)

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If I had my druthers, evolution of man would have granted us the ability to fly, breathe and swim underwater, and survive the perils of space without a lifesuit or protective gear, all without making us look like a bird, a fish, or one of the great old ones!m0zart

Oh yeah, and that whole aging/death thing would have to go too, though that might generally complicate future evolution.

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platypus

i think its pretty obvious...

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platypus

i think its pretty obvious...

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The platypus is one of the werdest creatures around. Not only are they half lookalike animals on the outside they are on the inside as well. They are a cross between mammal and reptile on the inside.

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#46 Immortalica
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We will devolve.
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We will devolve.Immortalica
there is no such thing as natural devolution.

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#49 Immortalica
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[QUOTE="Immortalica"]We will devolve.BumFluff122

there is no such thing as natural devolution.

Evolution in reverse. We'll all be fat mindless consumers one day.
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#50 poptart
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[QUOTE="BumFluff122"]

[QUOTE="Immortalica"]We will devolve.Immortalica

there is no such thing as natural devolution.

Evolution in reverse. We'll all be fat mindless consumers one day.

One day? I think we're already there.