If I kissed an Ugly person, Would i go to Heaven?

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#1 no-scoped_jfk
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So there's this ugly chick that everyone thinks is disgusting, anyway, i've done very few bad things in my life (aka. sins) so i would like to make up. If i kissed her and asked her out, would this impress god, allowing me to join him in heaven?
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#2 Ignignokt104
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:lol: This is a joke thread, right?
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#3 SunofVich
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No, She would also have to have your babies.

Only then will the big man in the sky let you in.

Good luck man.

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#4 _BlueDuck_
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God made her ugly for a reason.

It was probably to warn other people to stay away, or to prevent her from reproducing

Don't ruin God's strategy, he will not be impressed if you do.

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#5 kitty  Moderator
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i dont think so....

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#6 KiIIa
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Try touching her shoulder instead.
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#7 Ilived
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What kind of moronic question is this? I can't even be sarcastic...you sir are the lamest person alive.
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#8 sca321
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You would, but you didn't capitalize God, so now you're back on His **** list.
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#9 thisishowtowin
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Sadly heaven doesnt exist... so no.
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#10 Ryo_Kensen
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You know that she's ugly, and you don't have any feelings for her. In the end, you'd just be hurting the girl.

If you want to get into Heaven, you can think of better things to do.

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#11 frankyfitz
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Sure why not
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#12 Erebyssial
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According to your sig you have man boobs, so maybe it won't end up a good thing for her?

>_>

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#13 Insanob
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For the purpose of this discussion I'm going into "Christian Mode", because this doesnt need to be one of those "Hurf religions sucks durf" threads.

1. Doing something this retarded just to get into heaven isn't worth good points.

2. Who says she wants to touch you? You're obviously retarded, and ugly people often have extra time to develop mental abilities, so maybe she can do better than YOU.

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#14 Machine758
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If you kissed her just to get into heaven, God would not be happy because that's all you're doing it for. If you really like her and you're willing to see past what other people see, then maybe. God doesn't make deals. There's no on-paper way to get in or out of Heaven. We all have to find our own way....*smacks self on head* Wow, that just popped out of my mind
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#15 yoavA
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You'll rot in hell anyway for opening stupid threads.
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#16 outbreak201
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Sadly heaven doesnt exist... so no.thisishowtowin

you never know dude...you never know...

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#17 wemhim
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Cnet bribed Satan to have people who make **** topics go to hell.
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#18 3rd_child
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So since you're allowed to call her an ugly person, I assume you think you're good looking? That's your first mistake. Vanity is already a sin in itself. Besides you'd be hurting her feelings if she ever found out you pretended to like her. Who even said she likes you? These are all things you have to consider and by the sound of things your showing every bit of your 14 year old immaturity. Leave the girl alone and get on with your life. I've seen so many threads like this, I read them shake my head and think FAIL
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#19 RationalAtheist
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Unless your talking about a "pink" nightclub in London, no you would not go to "Heaven".

Its my belief that God and heaven do not exist.

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#20 double_decker
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Asking for forgiveness (if you believed in that sort fo thing) would probably be better :lol:
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#21 zeus_gb
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If the girl is also 14 she could get the wrong impression and that could end up hurting her. If you don't care about her don't do it.
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#22 darkface
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Protip: There is no god, heaven, hell, etc.

No need to kiss an ugly person.

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#23 evil_dutchman90
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Hell, if thats the way it works then I'm destined to be taking over for god when I die. because I got drunk and hooked up with a fat chick at a party last night.

Regrets? to the max.

Fortunately none of my friends found out or I'd never hear the end of it.

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#24 NaiKoN9293
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:lol: This is a joke thread, right?Ignignokt104

I seriously hope so

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#25 Video_Game_King
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The basic premise is "If Jesus didn't do it, it sends you to Hell."
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#26 RationalAtheist
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For the purpose of this discussion I'm going into "Christian Mode", because this doesnt need to be one of those "Hurf religions sucks durf" threads.

1. Doing something this retarded just to get into heaven isn't worth good points.

2. Who says she wants to touch you? You're obviously retarded, and ugly people often have extra time to develop mental abilities, so maybe she can do better than YOU.

Insanob

Calling someone retarded? How Christian of you!

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#27 jaz28
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skinny dipping during a baptism is just as stupid as this thread....
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#28 bradleybhoy
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wow... wot a douchey thread... this thread has douche written all over....... TC is a douche