If I only were a mod.

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#1 TheHighWind
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I'd be slammin, I'd be bannin', kicking out and cannin, I'd have an awesome bod.

Swing the hammer at some trolls, and then I'd make some lolz if I only were a mod.

What would you do if you were a mod? Me? I'd get rid of that stupid rule were you get modded for quoting a moderated. That is just lame.

And then... I'd hit the history eraser button.

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#2 ZumaJones07
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All my topics would be stickied.
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soulja boy just called,he wants to talk to you...asap.

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#4 DroidPhysX
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I wouldn't moderate people. Oh my god. I just described someone.
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#5 GreySeal9
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If I was a mod, I would come up with contrived ways to mod you.

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#6 Frame_Dragger
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I'd be begging the nearest administrator to release me from the hell of unpaid, volunteer internet work that naturally places you in the bad graces of many users. Barring that, I'd be eating pills and looking longingly at the business end of a firearm.

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#7 parkurtommo
Member since 2009 • 28295 Posts

If I was a mod, I would come up with contrived ways to mod you.

GreySeal9
Same here.
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#8 grape_of_wrath
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I'd lure mrslibrarian into making a combatant, thought out, 3 page long post and then lock the thread.
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#9 racing1750
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I'd ban people who don't refer to me as "The king" :P
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#10 kitty  Moderator
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I'd lure mrslibrarian into making a combatant, thought out, 3 page long post and then lock the thread.grape_of_wrath
That would be wrong. :P
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#11 Victorious_Fize
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I would conquer the Steel Dynasty.

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#12 horgen  Moderator
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I would ask Jody or Drac what on earth went wrong...
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#13 MushroomWig
Member since 2009 • 11625 Posts
What would you do if you were a mod?TheHighWind
Sorry to be really boring but I'd probably just try my hardest to be a great mod. :P
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#14 the_plan_man
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If I were a mod, yes I know how it hurts. I'd refuse to love a girl, I swear I'd be a better mod. I'd listen to heerrr...you get the idea. :P
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#15 KiIIyou
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I wouldn't wanna be one of those amnals.
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#16 tocool340
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I'd be begging the nearest administrator to release me from the hell of unpaid, volunteer internet work that naturally places you in the bad graces of many users. Barring that, I'd be eating pills and looking longingly at the business end of a firearm.

Frame_Dragger
Well, you do get the same treatment as a paid subscriber if I'm not mistaken. And not to mention other perks of being a mod like viewing people moderation history or seeing some of the threads that get deleted....:P
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#17 LJS9502_basic
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That entails work and I come here for fun....so I'd have to avoid the site until that was reversed.:o
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#18 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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I wouldn't wanna be one of those amnals.KiIIyou
Bloody savages, the whole lot of 'em!
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#19 194197844077667059316682358889
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That entails work and I come here for fun....so I'd have to avoid the site until that was reversed.:oLJS9502_basic
I think that it is criminal of you to deny us the joy of reading responses from you on the Ask the Mods forum. You monster.
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#20 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]That entails work and I come here for fun....so I'd have to avoid the site until that was reversed.:oxaos
I think that it is criminal of you to deny us the joy of reading responses from you on the Ask the Mods forum. You monster.

Hey now. I could so do that....:x But it would still be work.
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#21 BONK-
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I'd be posting id be hosting ok you know what screw rhyming, I'd do the best i could.
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#22 tocool340
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That entails work and I come here for fun....so I'd have to avoid the site until that was reversed.:oLJS9502_basic
Who says being a mod isn't fun?...:P
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#23 foxhound_fox
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Please no.
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#24 KiIIyou
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]I wouldn't wanna be one of those amnals.Hallenbeck77
Bloody savages, the whole lot of 'em!

lol That's a mean thing to say.
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#25 Chevolutionary
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Post screen grabs of the mods behaving badly on the mod board, where they walk around without shirts on and drink beer and listen to rock and roll and do all bad stuff like that.
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#26 m0zart
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I'd probably start a lot of arguments in the private boards.

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#27 OfficerLeach_
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Id ban people who have 500 billion posts in hopes they might find something better to do

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#28 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]That entails work and I come here for fun....so I'd have to avoid the site until that was reversed.:otocool340
Who says being a mod isn't fun?...:P

Could be I suppose....but you have to do some modding or you'll get booted.
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#29 Baconbits2004
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Hey now. I could so do that....:x But it would still be work.LJS9502_basic

Aw, wish you'd reconsider.

Better you than some of the other people I've seen who want to be a mod *doesn't name names* >.>

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#30 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Hey now. I could so do that....:x But it would still be work.Baconbits2004

Aw, wish you'd reconsider.

Better you than some of the other people I've seen who want to be a mod *doesn't name names* >.>

Some achieve greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them!
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#31 Allicrombie
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Hey now. I could so do that....:x But it would still be work.xaos

Aw, wish you'd reconsider.

Better you than some of the other people I've seen who want to be a mod *doesn't name names* >.>

Some achieve greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them!

I'm flattered.
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#32 MushroomWig
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Id ban people who have 500 billion posts in hopes they might find something better to do

OfficerLeach_
I'd like the meet whoever has 500 billion posts!
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#33 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

Aw, wish you'd reconsider.

Better you than some of the other people I've seen who want to be a mod *doesn't name names* >.>

Allicrombie
Some achieve greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them!

I'm flattered.

I might have gotten confused wrt prepositions :oops:
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#34 m0zart
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Some achieve greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them!xaos

That's what he/she said.

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#35 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="xaos"]Some achieve greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them!m0zart

That's what he/she said.

It's he when you're replying to xaos.
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#36 m0zart
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[QUOTE="m0zart"]

[QUOTE="xaos"]Some achieve greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them!MushroomWig

That's what he/she said.

It's he when you're replying to xaos.

I know, but I'm eager to be politically correct in my innuendo.

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#37 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"][QUOTE="m0zart"]

That's what he/she said.

m0zart

It's he when you're replying to xaos.

I know, but I'm eager to be politically correct in my innuendo.

Politically correctness on OT? Impossible.
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#38 Fightingfan
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I'd moderate all the other mods. I see you mods answering threads with one word answers!!! I see you!!!
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#39 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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I'd moderate all the other mods. I see you mods answering threads with one word answers!!! I see you!!!Fightingfan

Holy ****, He's onto us! RUN!!!

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#40 PiscesChick93
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If I were a mod, yes I know how it hurts. I'd refuse to love a girl, I swear I'd be a better mod. I'd listen to heerrr...you get the idea. :Pthe_plan_man

Haha, good one :P

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#41 Serraph105
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I'd try to be a good mod that enforces rules, but not so much that I ruin people's good time. Outside of that not much.

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#42 Fundai
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But, its so much better to be on the other side...

Trollin's a good job mate , it's challenging and indoors.I guarantee you would not get bored , as at the end of the day , as long as there is two people left on the planet , someone is gonna want to make someone mad.

Ok, on the serious side though, i don't really want to be a Mod :P

But if I was I'd see If I could get rid of a few rules I don't agree with... ;)

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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]I wouldn't wanna be one of those amnals.Hallenbeck77
Bloody savages, the whole lot of 'em!

Notoriously unprincipled, yes.
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#44 bobcheeseball
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I'd probably troll other people to the point where they'd troll me back, after which, I would moderate them. So its a good thing I'm not a mod.
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#45 Bloodseeker23
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If I were a mod, yes I know how it hurts. I'd refuse to love a girl, I swear I'd be a better mod. I'd listen to heerrr...you get the idea. :Pthe_plan_man
Haha, was gonna do the same thing.
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#46 Frame_Dragger
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[QUOTE="tocool340"][QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"]

I'd be begging the nearest administrator to release me from the hell of unpaid, volunteer internet work that naturally places you in the bad graces of many users. Barring that, I'd be eating pills and looking longingly at the business end of a firearm.

Well, you do get the same treatment as a paid subscriber if I'm not mistaken. And not to mention other perks of being a mod like viewing people moderation history or seeing some of the threads that get deleted....:P

At the low low cost of having to work a great deal on a horribly understaffed site doing a job that causes many of its users to view you negatively. No thanks. I've been a network admin, I've run sites and irc channels and other things. The control and curiosity high lasts for about 10 seconds, unless you're the type to abuse your power in which case you lose it, or destroy the entity you're in charge of... and then lose it. In this case you get a TEENSY bit of power, and a TON of responsibility. NO. Thank. You. Besides, it's not as much fun as you think, modding/banning/infracting/k-lining/kicking/etc... people as you'd think. It's like herding chicken who can use disguises, and you have to deal with the internal politics of whatever "governing body" you're a part of. I call that: sucktastic.