if Jesus came back in the next 30 minutes

10

Isn't it suppose to be the apocalypse when jesus returns?lycrof

10...but then id snap out of it and be like "Hey JC, you want some wine?...its cheap wine but hey.." then we would kill off the bottle of boonsefarm in my fridge and talk about the weather, and the war, and global warming...(well i guess that would be in there with the weather)...and he would be like, "you know Hellcat, you are one awesome chick. God I love you!" and id be like "Yea, you arent so bad yourself JC..your one cool cat", and hed be like "Yea...wanna play some bond...capture the flag style?" and id be like "Hells yea JC!"

xhellcatx

*gets up and dusts self off* False alarm! *turns . . . sees Jesus . . . faints again*Cyrax-Sektor

[QUOTE="lycrof"]Isn't it suppose to be the apocalypse when jesus returns?ZeRo-ZeN

I think it says so in the book of revelation.  I am not christain so I dont know the story for sure. 

Been soooo long, I probably would not recognize him or his mother

Id be more pissed off than shocked.

 "What took you so long Heysoos!?"
 

20, mainly because I don't believe that "Jesus" ever existed so if he suddenly appeared I'd be quite shocked, although skeptical that it might not really be him at the same time.sutherland19

[QUOTE="sutherland19"]20, mainly because I don't believe that "Jesus" ever existed so if he suddenly appeared I'd be quite shocked, although skeptical that it might not really be him at the same time.ZeRo-ZeN

[QUOTE="sutherland19"]20, mainly because I don't believe that "Jesus" ever existed so if he suddenly appeared I'd be quite shocked, although skeptical that it might not really be him at the same time.ZeRo-ZeN

I am pretty sure Jesus existed historically.  Same with Abraham and Mohammad. 

[QUOTE="ZeRo-ZeN"][QUOTE="sutherland19"]20, mainly because I don't believe that "Jesus" ever existed so if he suddenly appeared I'd be quite shocked, although skeptical that it might not really be him at the same time.sutherland19

It think the very old bibles jesus was a normal person.  Then as time progresses he was slowly turned to god status. 

[QUOTE="ZeRo-ZeN"][QUOTE="sutherland19"]20, mainly because I don't believe that "Jesus" ever existed so if he suddenly appeared I'd be quite shocked, although skeptical that it might not really be him at the same time.lycrof

I am pretty sure Jesus existed historically. Same with Abraham and Mohammad.

Yes it's been proven they did exist however it is still under question if Jesus did the things he did while on Earth. Miracle workings, etc. 

[QUOTE="ZeRo-ZeN"][QUOTE="sutherland19"]20, mainly because I don't believe that "Jesus" ever existed so if he suddenly appeared I'd be quite shocked, although skeptical that it might not really be him at the same time.lycrof

I am pretty sure Jesus existed historically. Same with Abraham and Mohammad.

[QUOTE="Cyrax-Sektor"] *gets up and dusts self off* False alarm! *turns . . . sees Jesus . . . faints again*xhellcatx

0, My buddy god would tell me when something like that would happen.

0, My buddy god would tell me when something like that would happen.

grisibur

another jesus/god thread, they need to ban these2ndWonder