If jesus was alive what sport would he play?

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#1 Robograndma
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i imagine him being a great centerfielder, killer defense, great slugging percentage, decent power, and not leaving many runners stranded on base.
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#3 Berzz
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He'd deeply appreciate the best sport: Parkour.
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Is magic a sport? Because he was pretty good at that.
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#6 Apollo5000
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He'd deeply appreciate the best sport: Parkour.Berzz
Thats not really a sport...
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Hockey.
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He would be playing basketball.
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Those races with chainsaws to see who can make a figure out of a log first

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All of them. At the same time. Drunk off his ass. (I don't know why, though.)
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#11 skizz624
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He looks like a Europeanfootball player, maybe rugby.
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Hockey.GettingTired

when hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too.

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Poker. ;)
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Baseball probably. :?
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He probably play Water Polo and run...
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I fogot to put i think he would be a great middle distance runner, nice stride with a good finish on it.
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rugby!
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american football!
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#19 Berzz
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[QUOTE="Berzz"]He'd deeply appreciate the best sport: Parkour.Apollo5000
Thats not really a sport...

I've always thought of it as a sport, but I think you're right, it isn't really a sport.

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#20 luisen123
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He probably play Water Polo and run...Apollo5000

Cheater!!:o

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#21 Spincut
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bleh, alot of those sports involve some sort of violence, i think Golf makes alot more sense....the apparel rules might have to be stretched a bit though...
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#22 Robograndma
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bleh, alot of those sports involve some sort of violence, i think Golf makes alot more sense....the apparel rules might have to be stretched a bit though...Dirk13

golf, are you kidding me? jesus definately stuck to team sports.
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I think he'd be pretty awesome in figure skating.
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#24 Spincut
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[QUOTE="Dirk13"]bleh, alot of those sports involve some sort of violence, i think Golf makes alot more sense....the apparel rules might have to be stretched a bit though...Robograndma

golf, are you kidding me? jesus definately stuck to team sports.

why would i be kidding? it makes alot of sense, it requires zen, concentration, and you dont have tocompete with anyone but yourself, i think it's the perfect sport for him.

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#25 Robograndma
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[QUOTE="Robograndma"][QUOTE="Dirk13"]bleh, alot of those sports involve some sort of violence, i think Golf makes alot more sense....the apparel rules might have to be stretched a bit though...Dirk13


golf, are you kidding me? jesus definately stuck to team sports.

why would i be kidding? it makes alot of sense, it requires zen, concentration, and you dont compete with anyone but your self, i think it's the perfect sport for him, and just like last time i'm not joking.


while i myself play golf so i am not underestimating the difficulty of it, i think that he would definatley be a clubhouse presence and make his teammates better, therefore he sticks to team sports
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#26 JML897
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[QUOTE="Dirk13"]

[QUOTE="Robograndma"][QUOTE="Dirk13"]bleh, alot of those sports involve some sort of violence, i think Golf makes alot more sense....the apparel rules might have to be stretched a bit though...Robograndma


golf, are you kidding me? jesus definately stuck to team sports.

why would i be kidding? it makes alot of sense, it requires zen, concentration, and you dont compete with anyone but your self, i think it's the perfect sport for him, and just like last time i'm not joking.


while i myself play golf so i am not underestimating the difficulty of it, i think that he would definatley be a clubhouse presence and make his teammates better, therefore he sticks to team sports

I dunno, he can be pretty polarizing if people from different religions are on his team.

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#27 mac906
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bleh, alot of those sports involve some sort of violence, i think Golf makes alot more sense....the apparel rules might have to be stretched a bit though...Dirk13
Yeah, he would probrably play golf, and nobody would ever beat him unless he played against God. :P
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#28 Int7nse
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The only excersise he would get would be walking out for half an hour at the mental hospital he would be in.
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#30 Spincut
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the only problem is that sticking to team sports would force him to pick one side over the other and in many cases cause some sort of harm to an opposing side. he's a fan of man, at least thats how he's written, so i'd think he'd play something more like golf (you still can and do play "with" people).

Despite penny arcades humorous depictions of him kicking butt over quake and talking smack i just cant imagine him taking off his hockey skate and trying to stab them because of a missed call on a late hit.

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#31 Robograndma
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I dunno, he can be pretty polarizing if people from different religions are on his team.

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he wouldn't have to much of a problem converting them.
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#32 caseypayne69
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Well, since sports are probably considered childish games. I'd gonna say, none. But I'm sure he could play every sport at the same time and have perfect scores.
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Swim team.
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#34 JML897
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I don't know how I could've forgotten. Jesus would be a bowler(explicit language).
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#35 Speaker_Ender
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Football. He'd be a quarterback.

And he'd only throw Hail Mary's.

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#36 Flow4U
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Football of course, who in the right mind would tackle Jesus.
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#37 Blitz_Hawk
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Simple.

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#38 ThaTinman
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waterpolo prolly
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#39 SuperbGamer
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Jesus would be the best leader of any sport.:D
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Jesus saves! Passes to Moses! He shoots! He scores!
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#41 skullman1
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I'm thinkin' soccer (football for everyone else on the planet).I dont know why, that is just the only sport I can picture him playing or maybe ping pong.