If John Mcain and Barrack Obama got in a fist fight, who would win?

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#1 Clampdown79
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I would think that John Mccain would win due to his military experience. I bet he still gots it. ALthough Barrack Obama does have the a bit of an edge with his youth and pyschical fitness.

What do you guys think?

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#2 deactivated-5b4bf92fc902e
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Barrack Obama would win due to the age difference. McCain is now brittle and old and he use to be a POW.
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#3 Pittfan666
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Well considering John is old and can't lift his arms above his head due to his POW injuries I don't think he'd be able to punch tall Obama in the face.
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#4 PBSnipes
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McCain has limited movement in his arms from being tortured. :|
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#5 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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McCain is an old dude, he'd drop dead.
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#6 Colbert_Nation
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Obama. McCain is too old.
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#7 patriots2871
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Obama, McCain is old
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#8 THE_DRUGGIE
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Even with his military experience, I think McCain's too old to win against Barack.
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#9 legend26
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obama would just have to push Mcain and hes down
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#10 -Big_Red-
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We'll McCain is tough, he has seen combat. But then again he's old, so my bet is Obama.
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#11 Oleg_Huzwog
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Obama wouldn't fight; he'd try to negotiate. While he's talking... BAM! Kick to the groin! McCain wins.
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#12 freshgman
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mccain is a 100
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#13 deactivated-5cf0a2e13dbde
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Obama is like 9 feet tall, so he's got the reach and can utilize his jab. And Mccain has tons of scar tissue on his gnarly face, so Obama would rip his face apart...
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#14 Kikouken
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Obama would kick his ass.
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#15 -AK47-
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Obama. Mccain is an old man.
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#16 Master_Jdog
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I think Obama would win do to the fact that he's 46 and McCain is 71. Now McCain at 46 and Obama at 46 would be a good fight.
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#17 willtsherman
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john mccain would sweeney todd obama. thats what he gets bieng a liberal, supporting gay marrage, taking god out of schools, and for wanting to take our troops home when osama has a new plan of building a bridge to africa for supplies and troops. don't think their joking, i mean they werent joking about 9/11.
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#18 bobaban
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This reminds me of that Seinfeld ep where Kramer does karate with little kids.
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#19 TheWalrusBeast
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Obama is in his 40s, McCain is in his 70s. Its like your dad fighting your grandfather, it would be no competition.
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#20 II-FBIsniper-II
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Obama, McCain can't move his arms very much.
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#21 Mercenary848
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McCain has limited movement in his arms from being tortured. :|PBSnipes

As long as he can still push the button he has my vote.

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#22 whipassmt
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it depends on what you define winning as. Obama would beat McCain up, so in that category Obama wins. But Obama would also be arrested for assaulting an elderly person, and if Obama went to jail, McCain would win the election (unless of course Obama wins while in jail, i wonder if a presidential candidate was in jail and he still managed to win, would he be able to be president, even from jail, would his VP take over or what he not be allowed to run).
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#23 FUBAR24
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well john mccain was a boxer in the navy but i think that because he is sooo flipping old Barrack would take him down in 3 rounds
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I would think that John Mccain would win due to his military experience. I bet he still gots it. ALthough Barrack Obama does have the a bit of an edge with his youth and pyschical fitness.

What do you guys think?

Clampdown79

mccains pretty tough. i voted for him. plus hes a mc, so hes got a natural advantage.

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#25 fanofazrienoch
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"I HOPE we can CHANGE and settle this with a GOOD OLD FASHIONED FIST FIGHT! YEAAAAAAH!
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Well considering John is old and can't lift his arms above his head due to his POW injuries I don't think he'd be able to punch tall Obama in the face.Pittfan666

I agree, Obama looks like a scrapping young guy, he'd win.

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#27 Twiggiy
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Obama. McCain is older than tupperware.
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#28 Tolwan
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Considering he has hand-to-hand combat training and the fact he has years of military experience and muscle building tends to make it *glaringly* obvious that McCain would win. Anyone who say's otherwise is just being ignorant.
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#29 SpaceMoose
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The media.
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#30 Aquat1cF1sh
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Obama... have you seen t3h pecks on that guy?
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I could say something about athleticism and race right now but I won't. :P

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#32 greenprince
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Well, Obama is much younger and probably more fit but McCain has experience in the military and probably knows what to do in situations like this. Tough choice.
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#33 MetroidPrimePwn
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Barrack obviously has the youth and fitness thing on his side, but McCain would probably actually know what he's doing in a fist fight, so I'm not sure.
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#34 Buyugold
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Considering he has hand-to-hand combat training and the fact he has years of military experience and muscle building tends to make it *glaringly* obvious that McCain would win. Anyone who say's otherwise is just being ignorant.Tolwan

Did you take into fact that John McCain can barely move his arms above his mid section due to the torture he received, regardless of Navy hand to hand training it wouldnt mean a thing cause Obama has reach/age and he grew up in the crap part of Chicago and hes black. Factor it all together and you have beating inflicted on McCain

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#35 RKfromDownunder
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Barrack Obama is like 12 foot tall and black, how could he NOT win.

That fight would be like Bruce Lee versus a todler.

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#36 pspdseagle
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Barack! Mccainis an old white geyser
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#37 UltimateXShadow
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Even though it's a fist fight, McCain is wise enough to bring a gun. He knows his limits. ;)
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#38 joeytentz
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McCain in his prime, before the war would likely beat the daylights out of him.

The age thing makes it obvious.

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Paul Wolfowitz

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#40 MarineJcksn
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Without a doubt, McCain's military training along with his physical threshold for pain demonstrated in the Hanoi Hilton would allow him to trump Barry, no problem. Their economic policies, however, would die on the vine as a virtual dead heat of stupidity.;)

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Obama. He would just wait 'til he died of a heart attack; it wouldn't take long.
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#42 gamemaster_650
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I would think that John Mccain would win due to his military experience. I bet he still gots it. ALthough Barrack Obama does have the a bit of an edge with his youth and pyschical fitness.

What do you guys think?

Clampdown79

It's like asking who would win out of Chuck Norris and Superman. I think we all know what the answer is

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#43 freek666
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[QUOTE="Clampdown79"]

I would think that John Mccain would win due to his military experience. I bet he still gots it. ALthough Barrack Obama does have the a bit of an edge with his youth and pyschical fitness.

What do you guys think?

gamemaster_650

It's like asking who would win out of Chuck Norris and Superman. I think we all know what the answer is

Batman?

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#44 Jenovawitness
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now I wanna make a McCain mod for MGS4
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#45 comp_atkins
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obama got like 30 years on the old man. no contest. mccain would be on the ground with a broken hip in seconds.

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Obama is younger. And he is black so he could he is quicker and can jump high than McCain.
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#47 Mercenary848
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Obama is younger. And he is black so he could he is quicker and can jump high than McCain.cool_baller

Why does everyone assume because his black he can fight better. I'm black and as much I wish it were true we all aren't born knowing how to fight.

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#48 Boba_Fett_3710
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Obama, McCain would turn to dust with the first punch :P
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#49 Dracargen
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Well, McCain has years of war experience, but he can't lift his arms due to his POW injuries.

Obama's just young.

I think that match would go on for a long time. Maybe end in a draw.

EDIT: People seriously need to quit going "McCain's old, therefore he's weak." My grandfather, who was in the Navy, is older than McCain, and can lift very heavy weights and even fight like hell. This is after having open heart surgery a few years ago.

Age =/= Weakness.

Youth =/= Strength.

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#50 awssk8er716
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Hilary would definately.