If lettuce is the king of vegetables, then the king of fruits would have to be..

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#1 thattotally
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Apples.

Yup, apples are pretty much one of the few fruits that don't spoil so quickly. I mean you've got bananas, strawberries, cherries, mangoes, and many other fruits that just don't taste as great as the first day you purchase them from the store.

But apples do. Plus they're really good for you.

Not that it's my favorite fruit. I simply acknowledge it as the king of fruits, just like how lettuce is the king of vegetables.

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#2 194197844077667059316682358889
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... what the hell? How about you be king of the vegetables and I'll be king of the fruits
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#3 biohaznerd
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i have a feeling a homosexual man would rather be dubbed the king of fruits over apples.
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#4 UprootedDreamer
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I never knew there was a king of vegetables or fruit...
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#5 Pirate700
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Tomatoes since they go with the lettuce.

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#6 194197844077667059316682358889
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Tomatoes since they go with the lettuce.

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That would probably make them the duke of Fruitopia, or maybe a viceroy or something
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#7 kris9031998
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But....potatoes are the king of vegetables......
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#8 hadoken
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im going with either blackberries or strawberries
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#9 thriteenthmonke
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Who made lettuce the king of vegetables? There are much better vegetables than lettuce.
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#11 thattotally
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Who made lettuce the king of vegetables? There are much better vegetables than lettuce. thriteenthmonke

What? Look, I'm talking about the king here. Not the duke or crownprince like broccoli or cabbage. This is lettuce we're talking about man. But that's beside the point. Fruits are the ones that don't exactly have an official king title.

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M'lord, Lord Gooseberry has arrived to see you.
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#13 ZumaJones07
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1) Broccoli is definitely a more fit king than Lettuce will ever be 2) I agree with you on the apples. 3) Who is the king of nuts?
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#14 scorch-62
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[QUOTE="xaos"]... what the hell? How about you be king of the vegetables and I'll be king of the fruits

I should be ashamed by the fact that this took me a few seconds to understand.
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#15 mrmusicman247
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[QUOTE="xaos"]... what the hell? How about you be king of the vegetables and I'll be king of the fruits

Very appropriate.
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#16 Egonga
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Lettuce isn't King of the Vegetables. If anything it's the most common of the vegetables. If lettice were people, it'd be peasants.

Fennel is clearly the King of Vegetables.

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#17 unrealtron
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Apples.
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#18 kuraimen
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more specifically malay apples
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#19 metroidfood
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F*** lettuce. Spinach is better in every way.

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#20 The_Zoid
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Broccoli is the king of vegetables. It has a crown. Bananas are the king of fruits as they also have crowns. My logic>yours
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#21 PoorEdward
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[QUOTE="xaos"]... what the hell? How about you be king of the vegetables and I'll be king of the fruits

Can I be the queen of tubers? :oops:
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#23 Overlord93
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Strawberries was the first thing that came to mind for me. Although I appreciate apples may be a better choice.
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#24 Bloodseeker23
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Man, watchall talking bout? The King of Vegetables would be potatoes, yall nuts! King of fruits.. I'd say Mangoes!
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#25 PoorEdward
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[QUOTE="Bloodseeker23"]Man, watchall talking bout? The King of Vegetables would be potatoes, yall nuts! King of fruits.. I'd say Mangoes!

Potatoes are tubers :)
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[QUOTE="PoorEdward"][QUOTE="xaos"]... what the hell? How about you be king of the vegetables and I'll be king of the fruits

Can I be the queen of tubers? :oops:

You already are in my (potato) eyes
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[QUOTE="ZumaJones07"]1) Broccoli is definitely a more fit king than Lettuce will ever be 2) I agree with you on the apples. 3) Who is the king of nuts?

3. deeznuts
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#28 dodgerblue13
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F*** lettuce. Spinach is better in every way.

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I'm on your side. Spinach is the king of food.
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#29 PoorEdward
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="PoorEdward"][QUOTE="xaos"]... what the hell? How about you be king of the vegetables and I'll be king of the fruits

Can I be the queen of tubers? :oops:

You already are in my (potato) eyes

Uhh-la-la Please be my banana king kind sir... :oops:
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#30 helwa1988
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Cabbage is he king of veggies and orange is the king of fruits.

and spinach is the joker of veggie kingdom.

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Hehe fruit is another term for gay Which is the american term for a homosexual. Good stuff. I respect that.
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#32 spawnassasin
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granny smith apples

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Hehe fruit is another term for gay Which is the american term for a homosexual. Good stuff. I respect that.Revisited
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[QUOTE="Revisited"]Hehe fruit is another term for gay Which is the american term for a homosexual. Good stuff. I respect that.dodgerblue13
I don't know what we'd do without you!

Let's find out, shall we?
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[QUOTE="dodgerblue13"][QUOTE="Revisited"]Hehe fruit is another term for gay Which is the american term for a homosexual. Good stuff. I respect that.xaos
I don't know what we'd do without you!

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For science!

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#36 dramaybaz
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Mango I say.
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#38 HAZE-Unit
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Lettuce is inferior to cucumbers.

there is something wrong with my post.

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#39 AdrianWerner
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Apples.

Yup, apples are pretty much one of the few fruits that don't spoil so quickly. I mean you've got bananas, strawberries, cherries, mangoes, and many other fruits that just don't taste as great as the first day you purchase them from the store.

But apples do. Plus they're really good for you.

Not that it's my favorite fruit. I simply acknowledge it as the king of fruits, just like how lettuce is the king of vegetables.

thattotally

lettuce has almost zero nutrient value and it also spoils pretty quickly. So how can it be kind of vegetables?

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#40 NiKva
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Lettuce the king of vegetables? Yeah right. Mushrooms are the best.

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... what the hell? How about you be king of the vegetables and I'll be king of the fruitsxaos

The fruits have a Matriarcle society.

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insert bananas or plantains joke

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Pears.

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#46 AtlanticRock
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King of Veggies = Carrots.

King of Fruits = Red Delicious.

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#47 surrealnumber5
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King of Veggies = Carrots.

King of Fruits = Red Delicious.

AtlanticRock

then how does the king of fruits sword fight? or does he just sit there and take it from the invading carrot?

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#48 Razor-Lazor
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[QUOTE="xaos"]... what the hell? How about you be king of the vegetables and I'll be king of the fruits

I just spit my cereal at the computer screen I was laughing so hard.
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 He is king.

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#50 Morphic
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I would say strawberries. Just about anything flavored has a strawberry flavor.