If Santa Claus was running for President..

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#1 -Jammo-
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Would you dare vote against him?

 (Hypothetically speaking of course if he was real)

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#2 trav_have
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Screw him all he cares about is frickin toys.

 

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#4 zakkro
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Screw him all he cares about is frickin toys.

 

trav_have
No, its the children... and I don't like that.... :?
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#5 tequilasunriser
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Would you dare vote against him?

(Hypothetically speaking of course if he was real)

-Jammo-

Dude great topic. It is a good personality question... But I make enough money for it to be worth while to vote against him. That is IF I vote against him though. I'd imagine his policies would be pretty good. Giving naughty kids a gift once in a while to straiten out their act. Like rehab or something haha. 

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#6 tequilasunriser
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Some coal would be given to the good kids to throw karma in the mix lol.
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#7 deactivated-608cb95043897
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Yes I would vote against him.

 I distrust anyone that sneaks into houses late a night with toys for little children ..

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#8 Bourbons3
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Hellz no
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#9 zeus_gb
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I wouldn't vote against Santa unless he's policies weren't any good.
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#10 billnye69
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Vote against him, hell I'd assassinate his ass. :x Damn Claus, thinks he can be fat and not get diabetes like the rest of us.
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#11 Kook18
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he trespasses into people's homes at night, he takes bribes of milk and cookies, he judges and watches people without their consent, he uses the vertically challenged as cheap labor (if they even get paid at all), he promotes obesity, he promotes animal cruelty, he uses witchcraft, etc.

but most of all he turns 'regular' christians, catholics, etc. into enraged psychos for a good month out of the year. 

hell no, i wouldn't vote for him. 

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#12 Honenheim
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[QUOTE="trav_have"]

Screw him all he cares about is frickin toys.

 

zakkro

No, its the children... and I don't like that.... :?

1st micheal jackson now ....santa ...when will it end??! :P,  yeah maybe ill vote for him, hed probably make gingerbread out of congress:lol: lol

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#13 Axed54
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He would be an upgrade compared to Bush.
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#14 double_decker
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No, he would be better than Hillary Clinton:|
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#15 Silchas
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Would you dare vote against him?

 (Hypothetically speaking of course if he was real)

-Jammo-
No presents for you this year >_>
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#16 StarFoxCOM
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cause he doesn't exist
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#17 Green_Iugana
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ummm..... yes
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#18 double_decker
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cause he doesn't existStarFoxCOM
You can't prove he doesn't :cry:
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#19 Axed54
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[QUOTE="StarFoxCOM"]cause he doesn't existdouble_decker
You can't prove he doesn't :cry:

You can NEVER prove a negative.
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#20 NatsuGaijin
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I'd commit suicide if Santa was to become president. Imagine, my mother being president- what chaos it would bring.
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#21 Link256
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Only if Mother Nature or Cupid were running against him.
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#22 CyberRuler
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well i would have voted against him... but i recently saw a funny picture where Santa Clause's "naught list" was the Death Note (like in the anime) soooo yea go santa! lol