If Santa Clause Existed He Would Be Moving 640 MPS

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#1 compaq345682
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This short aritcle is funny as hell and tells you if Santa existed how he would be doing what he does.

http://www.jokes2go.com/jokes/4963.html?14

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#2 AtomicBaconBits
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:lol: That made my night.
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#3 compaq345682
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Can you imagine him and his reindeers just bursting into flame and moving so damn fast they would be leaving sonic booms all over the place. lmao I was hysterical with laughter
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#4 Paper_Knife
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thats ironic cause he is soo fat....
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#5 Paper_Knife
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i bet santa is a ninja
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#6 AtomicBaconBits
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Can you imagine him and his reindeers just bursting into flame and moving so damn fast they would be leaving sonic booms all over the place. lmao I was hysterical with laughtercompaq345682
Those thoughts are exactly what made me laugh...roasted reindeer anyone? :lol:
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[QUOTE="compaq345682"]Can you imagine him and his reindeers just bursting into flame and moving so damn fast they would be leaving sonic booms all over the place. lmao I was hysterical with laughterAtomicBaconBits
Those thoughts are exactly what made me laugh...roasted reindeer anyone? :lol:

Aww man, now im hungry. :lol:
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#8 lycrof
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Magic trumps technology.
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#9 GangstaJesus
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This short aritcle is funny as hell and tells you if Santa existed how he would be doing what he does.

http://www.jokes2go.com/jokes/4963.html?14

compaq345682

santa is real fool!

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#10 RHCP87
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That was great. :lol:
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#11 L8erSquare
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Thats the Greatest reading about Santa EVER.
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#12 irelevent
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This short aritcle is funny as hell and tells you if Santa existed how he would be doing what he does.

http://www.jokes2go.com/jokes/4963.html?14

compaq345682

compaq, you nerd!santas sleigh is a time-machine!

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#13 Stumpt25
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Hey! Santa is the magic of christmas! Dont fool the young ones into believing that he doesn't exist!