If they built Jurassic Park in real life...

Would you attend? I ask because I'd be happy to let any GS users into my park for free the first thirty days of it's grand opening.Darth_Tyrev

of course

I have often commented on how stupid Jurassic Park was, with how it presented the idea of a Dinosaur Zoo as a disaster waiting to happen.

Uh...no. It's just that Jurassic Park was horribly run and mismanaged. If I were in charge of making a Jurassic Park, I can absolutely guarantee that there would be no disasters in which everyone gets eaten.

So yeah, I'd visit Jurassic Park. A dinosaur zoo is just a zoo. That's it, just a zoo.

But on the other hand, there are some pretty crappily run zoos as well, so there's no guarantee that a real Jurassic Park would be run any better. So yeah...I probably would want to do a little bit of research before visiting.

I have often commented on how stupid Jurassic Park was, with how it presented the idea of a Dinosaur Zoo as a disaster waiting to happen.

Uh...no. It's just that Jurassic Park was horribly run and mismanaged. If I were in charge of making a Jurassic Park, I can absolutely guarantee that there would be no disasters in which everyone gets eaten.

So yeah, I'd visit Jurassic Park. A dinosaur zoo is just a zoo. That's it, just a zoo.

But on the other hand, there are some pretty crappily run zoos as well, so there's no guarantee that a real Jurassic Park would be run any better. So yeah...I probably would want to do a little bit of research before visiting.

MrGeezer

Ya know, you'd think that those scientists would have rethought that offer to research the park when they were told it was because investers were pulling the funding after numerous killings by the animals.

But w/e it makes for a durn good flick.

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

I have often commented on how stupid Jurassic Park was, with how it presented the idea of a Dinosaur Zoo as a disaster waiting to happen.

Uh...no. It's just that Jurassic Park was horribly run and mismanaged. If I were in charge of making a Jurassic Park, I can absolutely guarantee that there would be no disasters in which everyone gets eaten.

So yeah, I'd visit Jurassic Park. A dinosaur zoo is just a zoo. That's it, just a zoo.

But on the other hand, there are some pretty crappily run zoos as well, so there's no guarantee that a real Jurassic Park would be run any better. So yeah...I probably would want to do a little bit of research before visiting.

Wetall_basic

They do need a pudgy fat guy working there, just in case something goes wrong.

Sort of like in grade school. Remember how your friends would go throw rocks at bee/hornet nests just for fun, but first you had to invite a fat kid to accompany you?

As the saying goes, "I don't have to run fast, I just have to run faster than YOU."

Some dinosaurs can be cloned, but do we have enough resources for it? Cloning a T-rex bad idea. I say they should bring back 1 harmless dinosaur and see first. Not a the huge one though, it call squish people. And we already found unfossilized dinosaur bones and skins, enough to be cloned.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/12/071203-dino-mummy_2.html

As long as it doesnt resemble any of the c*appy Turok games then Im inArclight_Blue

You mean you don't want to stab dinosaurs and then crush them with your awesome space marine biceps?

As a massive Jurassic Park nut, I'd totally be lining up days in advanced, so that I'm first in line:P. However, I'd brush up on my dino knowledge before leaving, just in case they have another Isla Nublar on their hands and I have to escape being eaten!kozanecki

where did you come from you sexy Rocko's modern life guy? I've never seen you anywhere...

I would probably be there the first day it opens, but I would be jumping at the slightest sight of a dino shaped shadow. Am also hoping there wont be any dino shaped objects at the bathrooms, cant imagine how many people would die just of heart attacks if that were the case.

[QUOTE="kozanecki"]As a massive Jurassic Park nut, I'd totally be lining up days in advanced, so that I'm first in line:P. However, I'd brush up on my dino knowledge before leaving, just in case they have another Isla Nublar on their hands and I have to escape being eaten!Premier1101

where did you come from you sexy Rocko's modern life guy? I've never seen you anywhere...

Is that show available on dvd? Most of my peers prefer Ren and Stimpy, but I honestly think that Rocko's Modern Life was the better show.

I would probably be there the first day it opens, but I would be jumping at the slightest sight of a dino shaped shadow. Am also hoping there wont be any dino shaped objects at the bathrooms, cant imagine how many people would die just of heart attacks if that were the case.

GOW_Kratos22

[QUOTE="Premier1101"]

[QUOTE="kozanecki"]As a massive Jurassic Park nut, I'd totally be lining up days in advanced, so that I'm first in line:P. However, I'd brush up on my dino knowledge before leaving, just in case they have another Isla Nublar on their hands and I have to escape being eaten!MrGeezer

where did you come from you sexy Rocko's modern life guy? I've never seen you anywhere...

Is that show available on dvd? Most of my peers prefer Ren and Stimpy, but I honestly think that Rocko's Modern Life was the better show.

[QUOTE="GOW_Kratos22"]

I would probably be there the first day it opens, but I would be jumping at the slightest sight of a dino shaped shadow. Am also hoping there wont be any dino shaped objects at the bathrooms, cant imagine how many people would die just of heart attacks if that were the case.

Arclight_Blue

Wait, is that a raptor shadow behind me?.......... NOOOOOO! *dives out the window of the 12th floor*

[QUOTE="Arclight_Blue"][QUOTE="GOW_Kratos22"]

I would probably be there the first day it opens, but I would be jumping at the slightest sight of a dino shaped shadow. Am also hoping there wont be any dino shaped objects at the bathrooms, cant imagine how many people would die just of heart attacks if that were the case.

GOW_Kratos22

Wait, is that a raptor shadow behind me?.......... NOOOOOO! *dives out the window of the 12th floor*

as for the topic Id like to have a pet dinosaur at my backyard, I always wanted to have one ever since I was a kid....

Of course I would go, but then I would be worried if one of the dinosaur would somehow escape.Private_Adam

I wonder how they would handle passing on the message of an escaped dino to the guests.

[QUOTE="GOW_Kratos22"][QUOTE="Arclight_Blue"][QUOTE="GOW_Kratos22"]

I would probably be there the first day it opens, but I would be jumping at the slightest sight of a dino shaped shadow. Am also hoping there wont be any dino shaped objects at the bathrooms, cant imagine how many people would die just of heart attacks if that were the case.

Arclight_Blue

Wait, is that a raptor shadow behind me?.......... NOOOOOO! *dives out the window of the 12th floor*

as for the topic Id like to have a pet dinosaur at my backyard, I always wanted to have one ever since I was a kid....

Only if you can get to it before I respawn *crashes into floor*

On Topic: Did anyone see that show that was on the Discovery Channel a few weeks ago about how they theorize that they could create a dino by revers engineering a bird's DNA.

[QUOTE="Private_Adam"]Of course I would go, but then I would be worried if one of the dinosaur would somehow escape.GOW_Kratos22

I wonder how they would handle passing on the message of an escaped dino to the guests.

It's the end of the world as we know it.....

run!

Of course! I played Trespasser! I know all I have to do is bash a rock into a velociraptor's head and it'll go away! Or, I just have to dodge a T-Rex and it will run itself off of a cliff! clark77

I'd come, provided that you let me bring two shotguns, and AK-47, and a machette.MetroidPrimePwn

Yeah that would be awesome, and if the dinos escape we can always call Turok!tzar3

[QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"]I'd come, provided that you let me bring two shotguns, and AK-47, and a machette.gorilazandgames

But those velociraptors ain't gonna mess with me. I play World of WarCraft!

As long as there is no disclaimer that goes

'The park will not be liable for any damages or injuries occured towards the patrons visiting'