If you controled the internet

I would use my internet power to order lots of nice things for free from internet stores.

I would also apply for many credit cards, buy a house then pay them off online with my powers.

I would slow down the flow of pr0n.

There are not enough hours in a day to view all the new pr0ns put up by people.

I'd take over Google and then sell it for absurd monies.thriteenthmonke

Winner of the Entrepreneur award.

obviously deposit the funds from every paypal account into my personal banking account ...then hire bill cosby to feed me pudding pops.idrank2much

Nice Chappelle reference.

^ lol that was on chappelle? i seriously just thought of it.idrank2much

It was in his comedy special. I thought Chappelle because he used "Cosby" and "Pudding pop" in the same sentence.

I'd make the internet turn me into Freakazoid. It could happen...Ignignokt104

i'll stop piracy downloadingKimLenon

Make all adult sites free.

So nothing would really change. You would just use your power to **** with other users. That's what they do right now.

I would get rid of all of the threads that just create arguments. They are pointless. Fighting with someone until they agree with you is just stupid. They may claim they agree with you just to appease you but they will never agree. That's pretty much what this forum is based on. Controversial junk. One fool just trying to get another fool to admit they are a fool. For what? It's obvious who is correct and who is incorrect, nobody needs to admit it.

You know what's weird? i didn't even know I was in this topic..I thought I was in the topic about that kid and his brother on Halo..Then I see a post talking about pr0n controlling..usaaaaaa

Lay off the drugs man

Raid everything. I mean everything.

Then destory it. Otherwise I will spend so much time on it that I won't enjoy all the things I raided.

I would get rid of all of the threads that just create arguments.

MagnumPI

everything creates arguments. and if it doesn't it has a Captain Obvious tag attached.