If you could be the best in the world at playing instrument...

Which would you choose?

I'd definitely choose being the best at drums, and I'd change my name to Peal Neart. :oops:

Rig up a one-man 5000-piece orchestra with every conceivable instrument.

The jug.

Jug players get all the laydeez.

Cowbell.

I'd love to be able to play the piano. I took a piano class way back when I was in high school, but I didn't keep up with it, sadly. It's just sucha beautiful instrument. Have no idea what I would call myself, though. I imagine it'd have to be something pretty smooth.

A person who plays the piano is calleda pianist. i would also like to play the piano and sing. Helloooo multi-tasking!

Triangle players get the girls! But the Ukulele has fame and fortune written all over it

This and only this

Rig up a one-man 5000-piece orchestra with every conceivable instrument.

DigitalExile

The Fiddle.