If you could be the one who decided how we get to execute...

Lets say we managed to capture Hitler back in World War II. Lets say you're a soldier and you're the one who captured him. So, they let you decide how to execute him.

Be as creative as you please.

Me, personally, I would use the slap chop, and then wipe up the blood with a shamwow.

Execution is both immoral and an easy way out. Remember, we're talking about a guy who killed himself here. I say put him in a prison with a large Jewish population and assign a few security guards to make sure he doesn't die.

Execution is both immoral and an easy way out. Remember, we're talking about a guy who killed himself here. I say put him in a prison with a large Jewish population and assign a few security guards to make sure he doesn't die.

theone86

Its supposed to be a joke... :|

Besides, he was Hitler Someone would have executed at some point if you don't do it, so you might as well do it yourself.

Sex change operation then send him to Iran.

death by snoo snoo.... male snoo snoo...

I dont think this is appropriate for some reason.

Pencil to the Neck!

(Coach Hines reference)

I'd cover him in the smell of raw meat while hung upside down near a forest filled with animals. Use your imagination with what happens next.

Exile to a place far away.

Say exile him to Africa to live among wild tribes or in Alaska with the Eskimoes (or wherever Eskimoes live). :P

PS: That means I wouldnt execute him.

death by snoo snoo.... male snoo snoo...

Sword-Demon

What if he enjoys it? :P

Cut his nuts off and make him eat them...he could go free after that. ;)

Unknown_Hero3

I find that somewhat disturbing and offensive....

The Most Humane way possible. :| I'm not some kind of monster like Hitler and wouldn't torture him while or before killing him.Locke562

Come on, not even a little torture?

I wouldn't want to kill him. Isn't that why everyone hates him in the first place, because he killed a lot of people? I'd hate to hate myself.

with BrokenCYDE playing in the backgroundDarth-Caedus

put him in a jewish prison. And then invite all the guards out to the pub so theres no one to monitor the cells. ;)

Honestly, I would prefer to be executed by being shot in the head with a .50. It's cheap, effective, and you (probably) wouldn't feel a damn thing.

Put him in a cage with Kimbo Slice and make them fight to the death.

Execution is both immoral and an easy way out. Remember, we're talking about a guy who killed himself here. I say put him in a prison with a large Jewish population and assign a few security guards to make sure he doesn't die.

theone86

I only execute people who support executions.

I only execute people who support executions.

EMOEVOLUTION

I would smear him in fish paste, and dangle him over a pool of hungry piranhas.

Cut him to little bits starting with the least harmful (i.e. fingers, toes) to ever increasingly harmful areas, until death, with a rusty spoon.

gamer_10001

death by snoo snoo.... male snoo snoo...

Sword-Demon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Even though it was the only route during those times due to several circumstances, I wouldn't ever want to have someone get executed. I personally don't think execution is a good means of solving problems, or the world would have been a nice, happy place a LONG time ago.

No execution, long jail sentence instead.Treflis