If you could ever meet Osama Bin Laden...

...What would you say/do to him? Verbal abuse? Torture? Praise?

I'm actually quite curious about what you guys might do. :lol:

I would ask him how much the Americans paid him for his identity

I'd ask him, "Is hatred really worth it?"

I would ask him to teach me his hide and seek skills. If I ever have a 25 million dollar bounty on my head I'd like to be able to last as long as he has. Ryeferd

I'd put a bullet in his head, stuff him in my suitcase, and bring him back to the states. There is a multi-million dollar bounty.

I'd put a bullet in his head, stuff him in my suitcase, and bring him back to the states. There is a multi-million dollar bounty.

Pirate700

light his beared on fire

shoot his kneecaps

castrate him

beat him with an metal bat

send him to the government and get my reward

I'd make a Death to America music video with him.MgamerBD

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]I'd make a Death to America music video with him.Pirate700

I'd probably glue his mouth shut and put him in a SAW Trap.

I'd hand him an Ikea catalogue and beg him to do something with his cave.

I would give him one laceration for every civilian killed on 9/11. then one kick in the nuts for every Canadian soldiers that has been killed in Afghanistan. then i would make him suffer by taking his wives away from him and setting them free.

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]I'd make a Death to America music video with him.Pirate700

I would rather not be churlish to Osama.

I would ask him if he was hungry....then I would make him eat lead.

The guy deserves nothing more than a 9mm breakfast.

Depends. Is he armed? Are there any of his psycho buddies with him?

If not, I'd definitely turn him in. Oh, and I'd spit on his face and kick him the balls a couple of times, too.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]I'd make a Death to America music video with him.MgamerBD

Really? Never Bin Laden killed 2,993 people. Would you like me to give him a Vacation? Fine...

I would give him a Trip. Two in the Chest, and one in the head.

Kick him square in the nuts.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]I'd make a Death to America music video with him.MgamerBD

I'd show him 2 Girls 1 Cup. Then while he's too busy being horrified, alert the CIA, FBI, Army or whatever of his whereabouts. Cus I'm a spy.

Ask him how it feels to be a yank scapegoat :)

In a hypothetical circumstance where no linguistic barriers existed between us, I'd have a polite conversation with him and try to get a sense of how he thinks and why he believes as he does.

Do I really have the right to act as judge, jury and executioner? Do I even have the right to admonish him? I don't believe I do.

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]I'd make a Death to America music video with him.Pirate700

assuming he doesn't have a gun on him and isn't surrounded by cronies...

I'd taser him, call the cops, and collect my reward from the US government. Last I read, that'd net me a cool $25-27 million dollars. Score!

I'd ask him to explain in full detail his beliefs, and I'd probably debate him for awhile. I guess I would try to kill him eventually, but it probably wouldn't be possible.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

I'd make a Death to America music video with him.MgamerBD

I would take that rag off his head and stuff it up his arse. No words needed.

I'd take down his secret hideout like stewie griffin does in family guy lol and leave him with a rubber chicken on his head :D

I'd ask him the true motives behind his actions and how much involvement the US has had with the middle east that he has known of and whether or not the US government facilitated them with the 9/11 attack.